1. Poking out arrogant ski instructors eyes.

2. Pointing at big piste maps (retro 80’s style).

3. Pulling boarders along flat pistes.

4. Releasing your bindings.

5. Swordfighting.

6. Bear hunting (only for the brave).

7. Making a comfy seat with your skis.

8. Hitting posh boys.

9. Tripping up gay bladders.

10. Spearing Fish (strictly a spring, summertime activity).


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