Right,

so to change it up a little bit, we decided to have a rolling commentary. We

all gathered round Colin's brand new iMac and basked in its glow, parousing...

zzzzzzzzz. Oh wow, I fell asleep! Any who, this is how it started.

Colin:

What are we doing?

Me:

I dunno. I'm just recording, like, you know

Jon:So

should we look at the pictures.

Me:

No! (sarcastic) I mean, I dunno, I guess.

Colin:

No! (Mocking)

Jon:

I thought it was gonna be commentary about the pictures.

Me:

Oh, well, sweet, there's one. Woo!

Colin:

Is this still recording?

Me:

yeah

Colin:

You sure?

Me:

Well, I didn't tell it to stop.

Yeah,

see?

Colin:

Oh... Bridge!

Colin:

Whoa... what the----

Me:

What this one?

Colin:

I don't even know what's going on there.

Jon:

Oh, Chris is hiking. I thought it was someone in midair! Did we get a UFO shot?

Colin:

Is he in an airplane?

Colin:

that's my facebook picture!

Jon:

Make it rain!

Ian:

Here's this other one of Colin.

Colin:

We should photoshop it!

Jon:

Jordan, tell them your Mike Douglas story

Jordan:

I photoshopped this picture of him, like, way out in orbit.

Jon:

It was bigger than he could have possibly gone. Later on, he told the truth

about it and kids were like, arguing with him about it.

(something

Bright Eyes starts playing)

Jordan:

Is that gonna be too loud to still record?

Jon:

It looks like you're pointing off to something in the distance.

Colin:

(Brushing his teeth.) Yeah, ahoy!

Me:

Like, 'Oh, there's my landing way off there!"

Jon:

Yeah, I think ahoy works a lot better. Landing off the starboard, or port?

Jordan:

Are these photoshopped or straight off your camera?

Me:

Straight off but shooting raw is bad ass.

(Jon

and Jordan have been looking at some snowboard magazine)

Jon:

the spray makes that shot

Jordan:

Can't you go back and look at how much a photo was cropped with raw?

Me:

I think so.

Colin:

You can't tell but this is off a 40 foot cliff... to switch-

Jon:

To sarlac pit

Me:

Then you slash the sarlac to death and ride out.

Jon:

Just bombed into its stomach and then you explode out in a bunch of guts, all

slimy and green.

Colin:

The Jaime Pierre starts revering me as a god.

Jon:

Ah, Jaime pierre

(Colin

knocks over a very discreet small rubbish container. Very discreet)

Colin:

Awwww!- Woaaaahh!!! Did you see that shot

(It

had bounced off my leg into his trash box. Everyone starts laughing)

Jordan:

That was awesome. Those emotions you just went through.

Colin:

That was the worst trip of my life. Everything, so fast. so intense. I felt

like i was losing my virginity again.

Jordan:

For the third time:

(Back

to the magazine)

Jon:

That's a pretty sick wallride. Like at the very top.

Jordan:

To backflip over and off...

Colin:

Haha! What am I doing in this one?

Me:

You're hiking back with your skis still on. Your landing was so far away...

OK,

maybe this wasn't the best idea. This is pretty much all we could use out of

eight minutes. Enjoy the shots! Podiums are high as the gallows low. And

remember kids, it's Mustache March!


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