Five seasons of shenanigans, skiing, and illuminati will come to an end as the boys of GOODENOUGH look to pursue a much more corestream™ sport, Surfing. Noah told Newschoolers, "You know we're really just in this for money and skiing just doesn't have the funding that we deserve. That is why we are all quitting and moving on to a much more corporation funded sport. Surfing"
When Jason was asked about it he stated, "It's been a good run, but we're pretty much over it now. Resorts are so overrun by those damn sn8boarders that it isn't even fun for us anymore, plus we need money and we need it now. Later nerds." Pete added, "Why give 100% when 35 will get you laid and paid." To top it all off, Bret is simply "too old for this shit."
It's all about the Benjamins, baby.
Newschoolers: Noah, what impact has skiing had on your life?
NOAH: When my ass was 19 years old, I changed the face of professional skiing. I was handed the keys to the kingdom. Multi-million dollar deals. Endorsements. Everyone wanted a piece of my shit. Just a man with a mind for victory and a ski style so lazy that a 16 yr old city raised high school stoner looked like a fucking track and field record breaker next to me. But sometimes when you bring the thunder, you get lost in the storm. But a true champion, face to face in his darkest hour will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, fights, and fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. And my ass ain't no pussy. My ass is a fucking champion. But maybe there's more to life than being really really really ridiculously good at skiing.
Newschoolers: Khai, you've made a large impact on the ski community- will we still be hearing about you five years from now?
KHAI: It's just time to stop skiing and start surfing, I think what Khai Krepela is going to mean is something similar to what Steve Jobs means. I am undoubtedly, you know, Steve of internet, downtown, fashion, culture. Period. By a long jump. I honestly feel that because Steve has passed, you know, its like when Biggie passed and Jay Z was allowed to become Jay Z.
Newschooolers: Jon, you were just back on the come up, what happened?
JON: After the #responsorjon2015 campaign was a huge success, I started feeling like I was selling out. I had to take a step back from my career. What I saw was truly unchill. All the fame had made me into something I am not. I have since decided to take my vision to a new sport that will allow me to fully allow me to reach my true potential. Surfing.
Newschoolers: Dan, anything to say for yourself?
DAN: I'm the first gay superunknown finalist I don't know if that counts for anything
Arens later commented, "It's funny cause you guys probably think we're joking."
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