Newschoolers.comâ€™s longtime news editor and general miscreant Ethan Stone has left Portland, Oregon for the yuppie kingdom of Boulder, Colorado and a job with Storm Mountain Publishing. Ethan will be working hard all summer with Matt Harvey to create Ski Time magazine, in addition to providing editorial content for Freeskier.
â€œIâ€™m mad as hell and Iâ€™m not going to take it anymore,â€? Ethan says. â€œWhy slave for pennies from NS when Iâ€™m already rocking a new Escalade from my Freeskier paycheck?â€? Donâ€™t worry though, he assures us that heâ€™ll still be repping NS and making innappropriate comments about Freeskierâ€™s target market at every opportunity. Whatâ€™s better, Ethan will travel to Europe next winter to finish school and advance the front line in NS.comâ€™s move for global domination. â€œBy the time Iâ€™m done, every bartender in Munich will know about NS,â€? Ethan says. â€œMaybe some skiers too if I decide to go riding. But, you know, the Alps just donâ€™t hold that much attraction for me.â€?
â€œThis is the second time Iâ€™ve â€˜hiredâ€™ Ethan to come work for me,â€? Ski Time editor and Newschoolers.com founder Matt Harvey says. â€œHopefully this time he does a better job, that slacking piece of shit.â€?
You can send your hate mail to Ethan at firstname.lastname@example.org.