Newschoolers.comÃ¢â¬â¢s longtime news editor and general miscreant Ethan Stone has left Portland, Oregon for the yuppie kingdom of Boulder, Colorado and a job with Storm Mountain Publishing. Ethan will be working hard all summer with Matt Harvey to create Ski Time magazine, in addition to providing editorial content for Freeskier.
Ã¢â¬ÅIÃ¢â¬â¢m mad as hell and IÃ¢â¬â¢m not going to take it anymore,Ã¢â¬? Ethan says. Ã¢â¬ÅWhy slave for pennies from NS when IÃ¢â¬â¢m already rocking a new Escalade from my Freeskier paycheck?Ã¢â¬? DonÃ¢â¬â¢t worry though, he assures us that heÃ¢â¬â¢ll still be repping NS and making innappropriate comments about FreeskierÃ¢â¬â¢s target market at every opportunity. WhatÃ¢â¬â¢s better, Ethan will travel to Europe next winter to finish school and advance the front line in NS.comÃ¢â¬â¢s move for global domination. Ã¢â¬ÅBy the time IÃ¢â¬â¢m done, every bartender in Munich will know about NS,Ã¢â¬? Ethan says. Ã¢â¬ÅMaybe some skiers too if I decide to go riding. But, you know, the Alps just donÃ¢â¬â¢t hold that much attraction for me.Ã¢â¬?
Ã¢â¬ÅThis is the second time IÃ¢â¬â¢ve Ã¢â¬ËhiredÃ¢â¬â¢ Ethan to come work for me,Ã¢â¬? Ski Time editor and Newschoolers.com founder Matt Harvey says. Ã¢â¬ÅHopefully this time he does a better job, that slacking piece of shit.Ã¢â¬?
You can send your hate mail to Ethan at email@example.com.Ethan marks his territory in Mammoth, CA. Photo: NoPoles.