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i_am_retarded
Posts: 581 - Karma: 10
my personal favorite is 'brushing your teeth is played out'--ryan gee to bam margera
Aug 25 2002 11:54PM
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under_achieved
Posts: 1164 - Karma: 14
my sig, from futurama.
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'you cant give up hope just because its hopeless, you've gotta hope more and cover your ears and go blah blah blah blah'

'I was god once'
'yes I saw, you were doing good until everyone died'
Aug 25 2002 11:59PM
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A.A
Posts: 10 - Karma: 10
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Aug 26 2002 12:17AM
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A.A
Posts: 10 - Karma: 10
click on title
Aug 26 2002 12:18AM
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A.A
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Aug 26 2002 12:20AM
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stupid3000
Posts: 558 - Karma: 10
hehe. 'the light's on dumbass'
Aug 26 2002 2:32AM
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maxcox9
Posts: 254 - Karma: 10
'my ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass'
Samuel L Jackson in Jackie Brown


~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~

I like the beat and the size does matter
I like the bass when it's big and phatter
I'm on the floor and there's nothing better
I like the beat and the size does matter

Aug 26 2002 6:46AM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
'bitch, i throw better parties than this on tuesday! get back in the truck hoes, we out!'
my big black pimp looking friend dryden at some crappy house party. he and 3 girls then proceded to leave in his expedition.


'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Aug 26 2002 1:48PM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
' you got 9 more of those fingers? take all 10 of them and stick 'em up oyur ass!'

mike ness at a show where some gut gave him the finger


'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Aug 26 2002 2:52PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
'i got head once...' matt harvey while sipping on his slurpy outside 711

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Aug 26 2002 3:42PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
'eat shit bitches' - my cousin playing cards with my 70 year old grandma and her friend.
-Mike

Mercer: drinking mans protein shake
Me: hahhhahahahaha
Mercer: sick ass
Me: That's the funnyest thing I've heard all day
Mercer: good make it your sig on ns.com faggot
Mercer: and hump the vacume while your at it.
Aug 26 2002 3:50PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
hahahaha, eat shit bitches

The sandwiches are all here....
Aug 26 2002 3:51PM
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$SKEEPIMP$
Posts: 126 - Karma: 11
'i suck. seriosuly... like i can't even spell sriously or whatever right. like i really sucks balls. and sometimes littereally.the way i just spelt that was like someone went to throw some garbage away, but not into a garbage can, and they were littering, and someone was like REALLY! CMON NOW! DON'T LITTER YOU LITTLE BITCH! and i was like oh god i'm sorry sir, please don't touch my private area. but he did. i didn't want him to but he touched it... he touched it all night and for so long and so hard. i pleaded with him to stop, he just wouldn't. i tried to pay him off.... i gave him a $50 bill to stop... he just thought i was paying for more so he continued to pound harder. eventually the head of the nail reached the base of the wood and his job was done. i could have done it myself, but he ended up doing it. i really wanted to try! i wanted to try so hard that one day i got my own board, and my own goddamn nail, and i started to hammer away at that motherfucking thing so hard that it bent in half... i tried to straighten it out but it just wouldn't go! after about 10 minutes of trying to fix the bloddy nail i gave up. but guess what happened. it got straight by itself! i started to slowely bend up and fix itself, and right before it got all the way up BAM! i smacked that nail so hard it went down into the wood harder than i pound reedy's mom. and believe me... that's really hard! anyways, this story was all about self sacrafice, in the end it doesn't matter what you do, it's all about hwo you do it. fuck man.... whatever.'
*i_am_retarded



Reward your curiosity

So sit on your porch and drink your fortys, and if anybody gives you any crap just tell 'em 'I'm chillin'
Aug 26 2002 5:43PM
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busta720
Posts: 494 - Karma: 11
'wow!, look at that ass!'
'yeah, He must work out' - what else but dumb and dumber


'wow! he can ski backwards! He must be like, multitalented'
Aug 26 2002 5:53PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
My cats breath smells like cat food. - Raplph Wiggum
Aug 26 2002 8:19PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
'look, im grinding!'-some kid after seeing me slide a rail, he put one ski on the rail without moving, it was funny cuz he was serious


Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Aug 26 2002 8:25PM
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i_am_retarded
Posts: 581 - Karma: 10
fuck - anyone and everyone, what can't it mean?
Aug 27 2002 12:28AM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
'look at those twin tippas, those are cooo beans!' some guy standing behind me in the lift line
Aug 27 2002 12:34AM
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ski2824
Posts: 1786 - Karma: 18
i like the one in my signature. i think it corrisponds with daryll's quote...
----------------------------------------------------------------------------'I am now a moderator... and all I had to do was suck harveys cock' -Ductapeboy
Aug 27 2002 2:03PM
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freeskiCharley
Posts: 414 - Karma: 9
'This is not NAM, there are rules here.' - big lebowski


'HAH! You ARE drinking, you said you weren't gonna drink tonight.'
'This is a 40, Charlei. I'm not drinking, I'm taking my medicine.'

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time is running out.
Aug 27 2002 5:22PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
you can't say no to a crippled monkey.
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Vote rebel!

Lesbians are made by leaving whores in the closet with a bottle of fish food.
Aug 27 2002 5:25PM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2660 - Karma: 28
'well, who knows where are sport is going since the leaders of are sport crackheads'

-Schwags


'I'm still Ugly'
Aug 27 2002 5:50PM
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sizzlah
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 10
SwitchBio14...your sig is great. i like the hopeless one.

'TROJAN MANNNNN!!.....(weird looks from the rest of the group) What?! It's a laundry detergent!'
-my sister at 12 singing to my grandparents, aunt and uncle and father.

'How much are the $1 lottery tickets?'
-my wonderful 14 year old sister to the gas station lady, buying lottery tickets for my grandfather

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Yes, Harvey is definatly an 'ASS RAMMIN DICKHEAD' - Jibtech
Aug 27 2002 8:22PM
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Gdawg3
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10
I'm the Guns of Navarrone MOTHERFUCKER!-jules from pulp ficion.


We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
Aug 27 2002 10:36PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
'it's like losing your virginity' Seb. when he learned backflips on the trampoline last night.

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Aug 27 2002 10:45PM
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KoBEN
Posts: 283 - Karma: 12
true quote- procrastination leads to masturbation
Aug 28 2002 5:26PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
anything that involves mother fucker. that's why pulp fiction is such a great movie cuz they say motherfucker like 3000000 times. They even say 'mother fucker, mother fucker'. How can you compete with that?!

'uhhh.... i figure since we will probably never meet then its okay to talk about balls. - Kamikaze
FROSTMONKEY.COM
Aug 28 2002 5:28PM
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tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
i like the one in my sig



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-Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Aug 28 2002 5:32PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
just cause you got a hole in your butt doesn't mean you're crippled - my late cousin when im being lazy




'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
Aug 28 2002 5:44PM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
kegstand - 'i'm going to tap your ass...' this coming from a girl

Iwannastompalot:
You could put an earthworm there.

diarrhea:
hell..
i could set your ear on fire, and jump through it on a dirtbike.

haha yeah for 4 ga earrings
Aug 28 2002 5:47PM
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