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Oakley Sucks!

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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
Sorry to scare you like that...this should make you feel better:




Its not how good you ski, but how good you look in the lift line that counts.

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Aug 25 2002 4:36PM
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Rossiscratch
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holy shit who is she some like supermodel or something
Aug 25 2002 4:50PM
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SteveXs2
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Hey, my girlfriend told me she quit modelling!

Hehe, j/k.
Aug 25 2002 4:54PM
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*Neil
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reminds me of the movie 'ski school'
Aug 25 2002 5:00PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
I don't know, but I bet her nipples are hard.


Its not how good you ski, but how good you look in the lift line that counts.

Jibbin' For Jesus
Aug 25 2002 5:02PM
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therealjerk
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ahhhh! she looks like a friggin porn star!
mmmmmm... porn ski ---> ski porn ---> movies! ---> new season! ---> ahhh!!! im freaking out!!!


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'Two hundred years of American technology has unwittingly created a massive cement playground. It took the minds of twelve-year-olds to realize its potential.'
Aug 25 2002 6:15PM
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WAskier720
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I dont know but i bet erichs dick is hard

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Aug 25 2002 6:27PM
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Sean14456
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lol had me scared, then happy
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Aug 25 2002 6:29PM
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NH_LiNe
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shit son she is hot... lets take it to the next level post some porn!!! lol


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Aug 25 2002 6:56PM
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Shane_McWannabe
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That's just nasty. I honestly wouldn't want to be anywhere near a girl like that.
Aug 25 2002 7:59PM
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Maximumsushi
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Yeah, no kidding Shane.
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Aug 25 2002 9:31PM
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Drail
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i don't believe she's wearing oakley sunglasses. not my type.

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Aug 25 2002 9:47PM
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Sean14456
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darryl, that was officially the best post in NS history
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Aug 26 2002 12:33AM
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spinks
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dude, badass! that is fucking great bro!
Aug 26 2002 12:44AM
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dez22
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yea, those sunglasses suck
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skiers get head
snowboarders get ass
Aug 26 2002 3:54PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
The sunglasses suck? What about the skis...Olins? The only ski co that doesn't produce a twinny.


Its not how good you ski, but how good you look in the lift line that counts.

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Aug 26 2002 4:11PM
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nealdawgdiamond
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yes, not that great of a pick, but if she had oakleys and some twintips, and she was sarah burke.....


'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
Aug 26 2002 6:39PM
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Sean14456
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yep dakine has it right, oakley sunglasses with some twins.....
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Aug 26 2002 6:40PM
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$SKEEPIMP$
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hey eric, what about elan??? dont tell me they're making a twinny now.


Reward your curiosity

So sit on your porch and drink your fortys, and if anybody gives you any crap just tell 'em 'I'm chillin'
Aug 26 2002 7:57PM
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Sean14456
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havent they always made the airtwist?
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Aug 26 2002 8:16PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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yes... probably the WORST twin EVER!














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Aug 26 2002 8:32PM
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Capurnicus
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olin doesn't exist any more does it..
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Aug 26 2002 8:35PM
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newkid900
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title


I pitty the fool who don't use 1-800 Collect.
Aug 26 2002 8:51PM
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newkid900
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my last post was a link to the photographers web site where you can see more. it XXX baby.



I pitty the fool who don't use 1-800 Collect.
Aug 26 2002 8:56PM
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BrodyLeven
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i like that picture. my penis is erect.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

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Aug 26 2002 9:29PM
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LifeJacket
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Olin made the first twins

i ride on olins

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Aug 26 2002 9:43PM
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alpentalik
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Marks don't count.


Its not how good you ski, but how good you look in the lift line that counts.

Jibbin' For Jesus
Aug 26 2002 9:53PM
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NH_LiNe
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newkid900 that is an awesome link!


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Aug 27 2002 10:30AM
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therealjerk
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see!?! i told you she was a porn star!


This rant has brought to you in part by the Gomer corporation. Bringing you quality bablings since January.

'Two hundred years of American technology has unwittingly created a massive cement playground. It took the minds of twelve-year-olds to realize its potential.'
Aug 27 2002 4:43PM
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