El Nino has nothing to do with global warming.
But the fact that they BOTH exist doesn't help us much. Its you god damn people with SUVs that are ruining skiing for everyone. You don't need that big of a car to go skiing (kevin).
I'm sure Baker could be open by then, Whistler probalby too. Snoqualmie won't be open until january, like I've predicted for months now. Which sucks, cause Line has the demo on the 16th of december.
What we need is one of those 'arctic blasts' we used to get every once in a while. Remember those? Ain't been one of those in a while, why? Because baby jesus doesn't like sinners, SUVs, and war. That Frasier River valley needs to unload all that sweet sweet arctic air down to us like a funnel, and just give us a dump.
Praying and snow dancing isn't enough, stop driving, farting, breathing, and stick buckets of ice outside. Trust me, as the self proclaimned thermodynamic expert of our little group here, I can tell you buckets of ice in your lawn will help the snow pack dramatically.
Dont worry, its a controlled slide.