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Poll: Funniest NS Members

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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
who do ya'll think are the top 3 funniest contributers to newschoolers.com?


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Aug 24 2002 10:12PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
1. alpentalik
2. i dont know
3. i dont know. you are all funny

sirjibs, i think he was the original person who made me laugh on here

everyone is damn funny.....

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Aug 24 2002 10:14PM
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Dirty
Posts: 679 - Karma: 12
alpentalik
craigcski
jibtech


One day I was walking by, with a walkman on
when i caught a guy, give me an awkward eye.
so I strangled him out in the parking lot, whether its dark or not.
i dont give a fuck if its dark or not.
its as hard as me trying to park a dodge, when i'm drunk as fuck
right next to a humoungus truck,
in a two car garage.
Aug 24 2002 10:22PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,347
Alpentalik
Jibtech
Someone else


-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
-Dan
'...but I had no idea that my dog was fucking the shit out of my leg.' (-alpentalik)
Aug 24 2002 10:26PM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
so are we talkin haha funny or funny but not in a haha kinda way?



There are two positives to life: you live and you die.
Aug 24 2002 10:45PM
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i_am_retarded
Posts: 581 - Karma: 10
well fuck. i better think of something funny to get me on someone's list... uh.... damn.. i'm much too high for this kind of thought process.
Aug 24 2002 10:46PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
1. alpentalik
2. dirty
3. oversensitive assholes

This subversive propaganda has been brought to you by The Republican Army.
Aug 24 2002 10:47PM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
so are we talkin haha funny or funny but not in a haha kinda way?



There are two positives to life: you live and you die.
Aug 24 2002 10:50PM
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kwoodhucka
Posts: 253 - Karma: 12
i think what he means is: funny haha funny or funny queer?
We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want
your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that
will be sought by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Each day we will spill their blood til it rains down from the skies.
Do not kill do not rape do not steal. These are principles which
every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite
suggestions these are codes of behavior and those of you that
ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees
of evil we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds
and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. But if you
do one day you will look behind you and see we three, and on
that day you will reap it- and we will send you to whatever god
you wish. And shepards we shall be, for thee my lord for thee,
power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may
swiftly carry out thy command, and we shall flow a river forth to
thee, in teeming with souls shall it ever be, in nomine patri, et fili,
et spiritus sancti.
Aug 24 2002 10:51PM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2660 - Karma: 28
Heres the admitition, note:

'well fuck. i better think of something funny to get me on someone's list... uh.... damn.. i'm much too high for this kind of thought process.'

-I_am_retarded-

he said he's - 2 high- the fucker that got the freeze forum overhauled!
-=[604]=-
Aug 24 2002 10:53PM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
That's a huge signature.

anyway, I couldn't put these in any order, but...

Lord_Piot, rebel, bitchassphatz, witchbaby666, and alpentalik, for starters. The humor on this site used to be a lot more... humorous.

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I want to get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!' -Jim Morrison
Aug 24 2002 10:54PM
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Shane_McWannabe
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 73
alpentalik
mike_hunt10


Aug 24 2002 11:14PM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
I just remembered: sweetcoz.

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I want to get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!' -Jim Morrison
Aug 24 2002 11:15PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
drunk people...
-Pat
Aug 24 2002 11:51PM
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Detective
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 59
hahahahahahaahah lifejacket hahahahahahahaah
oh god. funny shit
______________________________________
'Dude if she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me.' Dave pauls while taking a 14 yeard old girl up to his bedroom for some 'snacks' and 'pop'.

www.jibculture.com
Aug 24 2002 11:57PM
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i_am_retarded
Posts: 581 - Karma: 10
well.. you found me out.. i am 2 high... oh wait. i'm not.
Aug 25 2002 12:03AM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
line ski east coast
ski2bkrazy




'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Aug 25 2002 12:20AM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
andy lol yeah and lifejacket

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Aug 25 2002 12:25AM
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$SKEEPIMP$
Posts: 126 - Karma: 11
1. waskier720
2. alpentalik
3. iamretarded
4. gateskate (before he got banned)
5. k2skeepimp (whatever happened to that kid?)


Reward your curiosity

So sit on your porch and drink your fortys, and if anybody gives you any crap just tell 'em 'I'm chillin'
Aug 25 2002 12:28AM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
alpentalik
mike hunt10
people who take shit on ns too seriously


Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Aug 25 2002 12:51AM
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freestyleskier14
Posts: 638 - Karma: 8
1.alpentalik
2. ppl that post when there drunk
3. me

'Shampoo is beta!'
'NO! Conditioner is beta!'
'I go on first and clean the hair!'
'I leave the hair feeling smooth and silky!'
'O really fool?!'
'O really?!'
.....'STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAAAAN!!!!'
Aug 25 2002 12:52AM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
Well, I was just about to commit suicide, but then I happened upon this post. Slef esteem went through the roof! Oh, I guess I forgot to tell you my name is self esteem. See you all in heaven.


Its not how good you ski, but how good you look in the lift line that counts.

Jibbin' For Jesus
Aug 25 2002 2:06AM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
i would say
skeepimp
mike_hunt
lifejacket
nine milla killa
Hey yo im bringin it down with the sick boyz crew
The ill urban jibs is what we do

Im addicted to ClodHoppers.....
Aug 25 2002 2:47AM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
Sirjibsalot makes me laugh almost constantly, same with Ductape_boy, though more from pics I see of him passed out than anything else, and the stories I hear of the 14 year old girls.














What is the colour of a mirror?
Aug 25 2002 3:19AM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
1.) _ski_pimp_
2.) bitchassphatz (when I am high you are the funniest)
3.) probably darryl

|D|U|N|C|A|N|

'im gay dont hurt me'
-five0

'500 girls...thats a thousand tits'
Aug 25 2002 12:58PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
yea dave.

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Aug 25 2002 1:01PM
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WAskier720
Posts: 891 - Karma: 10
this one time at band camp alpentalik threatened to kill my pet davey crocket hat if i didnt vote for him in a poll

Shadow Boxing, Got a Killer Sihouette

Jibbin' for Jesus
Aug 25 2002 1:38PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
yeha when i see all what you guys are saying, everyone is funny

i knew this thread would be successful.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Aug 25 2002 2:12PM
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lineskier321
Posts: 1425 - Karma: 22
bitchassphatz and ski2824

homophobia is gay

last time it was so cool, i was walking outside and the grass kept saying ouch as i walked on it, and then i looked up and pulled a star out of the sky with my hand and took it apart
-ski2824 on shrooms

Why is the name of the fear of long words
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?














Aug 25 2002 2:32PM
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Natedawg
Posts: 589 - Karma: 10
1.Mike_Hunt
2.Bitchassphats
3.??? west ???

BOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!

www.JIBCULTURE.com
Aug 25 2002 2:46PM
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Natedawg
Posts: 589 - Karma: 10
Chillowave!


BOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!

www.JIBCULTURE.com
Aug 25 2002 2:53PM
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Co-Flow
Posts: 3017 - Karma: 43
Alpentalik! YAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! just because i know how gay he is in real life.

Jibbin Fo Jesus



Its like Compton but with White people- Schmuck refering to whistler
Aug 25 2002 2:57PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
i bet alpentalik feels good, just isn't a little puppy who can't expreess his feelings.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Aug 25 2002 3:06PM
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Dspin900
Posts: 3512 - Karma: 89
rodeoonexis
Aug 25 2002 3:55PM
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coz
Posts: 1754 - Karma: 11
thanks kami.. and i agree, the humour here has degenerated to that of a gilbert godfried stand-up routine.
Aug 25 2002 4:17PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
what about schwags?


Its not how good you ski, but how good you look in the lift line that counts.

Jibbin' For Jesus
Aug 25 2002 4:31PM
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Five40Guy
Posts: 4733 - Karma: 39
schwags and alpentalik


...a n i m o s i t y.....
Aug 25 2002 4:44PM
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skier_chick_360
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 10
Chris Mercer
Dave Pauls
Darryl
ski pimp
9MK
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Your one load your mother shoulda swallowed.
Aug 25 2002 5:30PM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
those damn crazy yanks
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yeah What!
Aug 25 2002 5:48PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
schwags is just... wierd - says some wierd stuff on the net.

funniest people - shit, um... mercer and williewozzle are way up there.

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Aug 25 2002 6:15PM
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EaStCoaSt11
Posts: 1467 - Karma: 118
my vote goes to:
1. prohoe
2. skyy
3. iridepipe

the rest of you are losers who sit around all day trying to be creative and wity.. hahah just kidding.. or am i?


'we got phed up with all the losers and posers so we're now just calling them out one by one.' - daryll hunt

'..I am like what the f--k are you talking about. I am a skier..' -eric pollard
Aug 25 2002 8:54PM
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NH_LiNe
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 37
alpentalik, dirty, skeepimp, and those who argue with them they make me shit my pants.



-i just farted, can you smell it?-
Aug 25 2002 9:35PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
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Aug 25 2002 11:13PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
hum.......

1. darryl makes me giggle like a little girl.
2. andy makes me laugh cuz he's so damn nerdy.
3. phatttim cuz he talks like a queer. (jsut come outa the closet buddy) :D


yo yo i be representing the motha fuckin' littleton crew
so what the fuck you pussies gonna do?
created free-stylers.com for my town
go view our shit, we're holdin' it down
Aug 26 2002 2:09AM
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$SKEEPIMP$
Posts: 126 - Karma: 11
it's nice to know that some people appreciate my silly sense of humor, it kinda gives me this funny warm feeling in my tummy, and that feeling slowly moves down to my weiner, and my weiner slowly gets bigger, and then i slap it and i tell it 'wow there you silly little weiner' and then it spits in my face.


Reward your curiosity

So sit on your porch and drink your fortys, and if anybody gives you any crap just tell 'em 'I'm chillin'
Aug 26 2002 2:34AM
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freestyleskier14
Posts: 638 - Karma: 8
LOL!!! I should have voted for skeepimp 2!

'Shampoo is beta!'
'NO! Conditioner is beta!'
'I go on first and clean the hair!'
'I leave the hair feeling smooth and silky!'
'O really fool?!'
'O really?!'
.....'STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAAAAN!!!!'
Aug 26 2002 11:01AM
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freestyleskier14
Posts: 638 - Karma: 8
LOL!!! I should have voted for skeepimp 2!

'Shampoo is beta!'
'NO! Conditioner is beta!'
'I go on first and clean the hair!'
'I leave the hair feeling smooth and silky!'
'O really fool?!'
'O really?!'
.....'STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAAAAN!!!!'
Aug 26 2002 11:01AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
dave pauls... that kitten killing pedophile cracks me up.

Umm darryl because he likes little boys.

Proho because she said that 'real men could drink a cup of seamen.'

And mercer because he makes his own protein shakes... I guess that makes you a real man eh?
-Mike

Mercer: drinking mans protein shake
Me: hahhhahahahaha
Mercer: sick ass
Me: That's the funnyest thing I've heard all day
Mercer: good make it your sig on ns.com faggot
Mercer: and hump the vacume while your at it.
Aug 26 2002 2:14PM
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