i've found that mounting skis like I mount girls (around the middle) works best, although you're welcome to experiment. disclaimer:this is not meant to refer to women as objects, they are definitely not objects because objects usually don't make you buy stuff for them.
We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want
your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that
will be sought by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Each day we will spill their blood til it rains down from the skies.
Do not kill do not rape do not steal. These are principles which
every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite
suggestions these are codes of behavior and those of you that
ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees
of evil we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds
and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. But if you
do one day you will look behind you and see we three, and on
that day you will reap it- and we will send you to whatever god
you wish. And shepards we shall be, for thee my lord for thee,
power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may
swiftly carry out thy command, and we shall flow a river forth to
thee, in teeming with souls shall it ever be, in nomine patri, et fili,
et spiritus sancti.