A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class does its Best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'-Kris
what the fuck are you talking about big sky's park is on the frontside, skiers left of tippy's and then there are more tables on the last flat of ambush. there park is ok, nothing special, but its more than bridgers got.
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Sick point sick on the sicktor scale.
Ya, no shit buddy, but did u read what pussyfooter was saying? He said its gunna be on the back side of andesite next year, and they are putting in a high speed quad to service the whole run. You wanna argue about it? go right ahead, but our friend heard it from the manager. Maybe you should read a little more carefuly next time.
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ive lived in big sky for quite a while now and ive learned one thing throughout the years....they say lots of stuff... dont believe it until you see it. theres been rumors of moving the park back there for a long time. they promised us good rails for years and we finally got them a few years ago and theres only like 5 now so dont get to excited
Yes, ski900 is right. They barely ever follow through with what they say they are gonna do. Whatever it is, you can bet it won't be up until February.
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kld is a fag for one, and Tbird is like a rev. he only speaks da truth, there park def. does NOT get better each year, i think they cut the pipe 3 times las year, made all sorts of fake promises and spent most of the time smoking each others pole and also kld you said something about the manager, if the manager reads this or you could pass it on to him, maybe you could let him know joe pope doesnt do his job and absolutely sucks at terrain parks, the thing had no flow, no big hits, was never groomed, and there was like 1 month of good riding in the thing-
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