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funny but gross joke i heard today
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what is the definition of a good friend? someone that will go to town get two blowjobs then come back and give you one. haha not that funny but i thought i would share it
There are two positives to life: you live and you die.
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No one was responing to this, so I've adopted it as my own personal boredom shrine.
Fear boredom!
Boredom shall kill us all!
I am so bored!
but really, though, if everybody from this site ends up dead, it's not my fault.
A moment is the most you can ever expect from perfection.
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you can't its mine, thats why i did it, i was bored. haha
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OH yeah? you wanna go, bitch?
A moment is the most you can ever expect from perfection.
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bring it biotch, you had better pack a lunch
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what's the best part about having sex with a newborn? hearing it's pelvis bone crack. ouch!
what better than having sex with a 10 year old boy? nothin.
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you are all very fucked up!
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I’m off on a rok-it-ship ecstatic with the view
I am scared of the things upcoming
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I’m not what they are
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go huck yourself
haha i made that up
damn am i creative
kill me.
Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
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wouldnt a newborn be to small to have sex with?
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AHHH HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Eric, you should go try it buddy, lol, let us know if it works.
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
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you all are very fucked up except the ones that are agreeing with me
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I thought the best part of sex w/ a newborn was how big your dick looks in their little hands. Im going to hell
'My advice to you is to start drinking heavily' -Animal House
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you know what the best thing about showering with a 12 year old is? slick her hair back and she looks 8. (you can change the ages around to sound even more perverted...)
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haha, those are quality... what's the first thing you always do before you tell a racist joke... *looks around*... that.
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can i have a blowjob?
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lol lol lol
vc, lol
Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
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this is a stupid thread
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fifteen bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe. - J and SB Strike back
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yes it is, what was i thinking? the newborn shit is the fuckin grossest most disturbong thing i have heard. whoever posted that should be beat the fuck out of and then blasted point blank in the face.
There are two positives to life: you live and you die.
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here is one: three guys were on a road trip, nick, alex and chad. they stopped at a hotel for the night, and were all very tired. it was a very small room, and there was only one bed. they all wanted to sleep in the bed, but agreed not to touch each other and chad had to sleep in the middle. in the morning they all woke up and nick said 'man. I feel like I was masturbating all night!' alex said 'yeah, me too!'
then chad said, 'really, I was dreaming all night that i was skiing!'
hahaha
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this thread sucks
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Wow, this thread DOES suck, yet people keep on posting, saying 'This thread sucks' and thus keeping it alive.
Well now it's too late. This thread will never die!
And there are like, 5 freeskier183629830402boydoggirl328234s online. what an original name...
A moment is the most you can ever expect from perfection.
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mean eather... i am guess he was using the dicks as ski poles???
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dude, scratchcrew, that is hella funny, probably the funniest joke i've heard in a while
if i gave a shit, you would smell it.
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at least someone gets it.
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funny shit man
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how do you know my name tim?
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