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WAskier720
Posts: 891 - Karma: 10
Instead of measuring your penis and realizing how small you are. measure your scar and tell us all how big it is

Sucking your own dick for practice
Aug 14 2002 12:43AM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
get a scar here
http://home.houston.rr.com/surrenderownz/auction.htm

Iwannastompalot:
You could put an earthworm there.

diarrhea:
hell..
i could set your ear on fire, and jump through it on a dirtbike.

haha yeah for 4 ga earrings
Aug 14 2002 12:51AM
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yetirolfe
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 10
my scar is exactly 3 feet 11 inches and 3/4 of an inch long
Aug 14 2002 12:54AM
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TTflip
Posts: 148 - Karma: 10
No scars that are real long, but I have broke both collar bones, my ankle, 4 ribs, chiped 2 vertibrate, blown a knee, and fractured a hip.
Aug 14 2002 1:09AM
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WAskier720
Posts: 891 - Karma: 10
who the fuck asked about your broken bones? can we not read?

Sucking your own dick for practice
Aug 14 2002 1:12AM
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TTflip
Posts: 148 - Karma: 10
Sorry. Didnt know this was such a serious forum. I thought most skiers were pretty laid back. Sorry once again for fucking up this life or death matter.
Aug 14 2002 1:22AM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
theres no need to fuckin blast on the dude and be a fuckin prick man, just settle it a bit man.



There are two positives to life: you live and you die.
Aug 14 2002 1:22AM
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WAskier720
Posts: 891 - Karma: 10
i am sorry wanna go get malts after school?

Sucking your own dick for practice
Aug 14 2002 2:17AM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
no dude i dont want to get malts after school, but i will settle for a bong rip after work. and whats that you sucking your own dick so you can practice sucking other dudes dicks, that is the most gayest most disturbing thing i have read in a while.



There are two positives to life: you live and you die.
Aug 14 2002 2:22AM
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TTflip
Posts: 148 - Karma: 10
Longest Scar: 4 inches.
Malts After School: Why not

Let me know what time. I am done with class at noon.

Aug 14 2002 2:25AM
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WAskier720
Posts: 891 - Karma: 10
no its saying your sucking your own dick for practice not me i no longer need practice at that

Sucking your own dick for practice
Aug 14 2002 2:36AM
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WAskier720
Posts: 891 - Karma: 10
jizack wanna come over and spoon?

Sucking your own dick for practice
Aug 14 2002 2:38AM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
so you are pro then? you know the cock smokin



There are two positives to life: you live and you die.
Aug 14 2002 2:38AM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
sorry dude i am not into the gay scene, but you might talk to the guy that just bought the oakley hotplate jacket



There are two positives to life: you live and you die.
Aug 14 2002 2:39AM
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Balmdogg
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 309
lol at hotplate guy

Aug 14 2002 7:29AM
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yetirolfe
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 10
woah im feeling a trippy vibe comein from dis thread
Aug 14 2002 4:59PM
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CONCEPTskier
Posts: 144 - Karma: 10
2' X 2' ON MY KNEE FROM MTN. BIKING
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Because Skiing needs a future
Aug 14 2002 5:37PM
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jibs
Posts: 2529 - Karma: 48
horray for prepubecent boys trying to sound tough by calling each other gay.
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Aug 14 2002 6:45PM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2660 - Karma: 28
You'd better b talkin bout some 40. oz malt liquior,
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Aug 14 2002 9:23PM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
where you goin with the yay thing man? do you mean yay hooray, or i want some 'yay'?



There are two positives to life: you live and you die.
Aug 14 2002 9:34PM
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Alistair5
Posts: 51 - Karma: 11
Longest scar is 6.5 inches on my leg its a pretty sweet one from a nice fall while camping. Dont even get me started on broken bones and stuff like that.
Aug 14 2002 10:20PM
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castlerock
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 11
the scar on my shoulder is over 4 inches long. and yes, it was skiing induced. i came up short on a gap jump first run at jay peak (check your landing!!). i broke my upper humerous and they had to put three screws in there.

~Chris

You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
Aug 15 2002 1:03AM
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jibculture27
Posts: 300 - Karma: 13
Only thing i got,was i toar off half my face, from my hair line down past my chin, at least 4 inches wide....it was a bitch, but it did heal, and u can't really tell it was there, except a small red area
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Aug 15 2002 2:00AM
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hucksplat
Posts: 966 - Karma: 1,124
ha, that's nothing. you should see the one between your girlfriends legs after i tore her apart last night. =p
Aug 15 2002 2:05AM
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ductapeboy
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I gots like a 6 inch scar on my shoulder. it is super wide too. definitely skiing related - yep 4th degeree separation of my shoulder. needed surgury - twice... and they had to reatatch all the muscles and shit. yep. good fun. well it more sucked ass. hmm.


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'you mean a chicken?'
'ya dats it!'
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Aug 15 2002 10:19AM
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skiAMF
Posts: 71 - Karma: 10
i have a scar all the way through my eye brow its really long
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Aug 15 2002 11:11AM
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Maximumsushi
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I have a scar on the inside of my bottom lip about 3 inches long. I was skiing a trail and where it joined another run there was a small root in the ground beneath the snow. My tips both hit this root and the skis instantly stopped and threw me forward onto my face. I was going pretty fast too so I tore things up pretty bad. I had second degree burns from the snow all over my face. I really messed up the inside of my mouth because the bottom lip stretched over my teeth. Ouch...
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So I keep my mind still, like the still of night
Now who in the world do you want to fight
It's against the system we should unite
Aug 15 2002 12:10PM
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corked180
Posts: 802 - Karma: 12
i have a scar on my head thats 3 inchis long from when i endo'd on a bike.

'powder before pussy'
Aug 15 2002 5:08PM
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castlerock
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 11
haha, this is sucha sweet thread

~Chris

You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
Aug 17 2002 6:07PM
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FreeSkiorDie720
Posts: 1095 - Karma: 10
i have 2 scars parallel to each other that are 13 inches on my arm
Aug 17 2002 7:44PM
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ACLs_suck
Posts: 534 - Karma: 11
i have a 4 inch scar on my knee from surgery and a whole bunch of little ones around it from the camera things
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Aug 18 2002 12:09AM
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ski2824
Posts: 1786 - Karma: 18
my biggest ones are like....mabie an 8 inch one on my calf from skating, a mabie 5 inch one on my stomach from my apendix, and a few inch long one on my hairline from a mountain biking accident. i have lots, but those are the biggest.heh, i dident even get stiches for the 8 inch one, i just put butterfly bandaids on it and kept skating. that's probaly why the scar looks so nasty...
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Aug 18 2002 12:47PM
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Huck2live1612
Posts: 407 - Karma: 11
i have lead inbedded in my skin a half inch deep cut and an inch long scrape all from pencilskating
me: what the hell is that?
sister:its a boat u dumbass
me:well what the fuck do they nedd it for? the shitheads
Aug 18 2002 8:44PM
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Joos
Posts: 319 - Karma: 11
I have like a 3 or 4 inch scar on the back of my head from when I was a kid. I was on a tree swing, and I was swinging upside down with my legs looped around the swing. I took a big swing and lost my grip a little, so my head lowered and smacker the roots of the tree. Then I swung out and came back, smacking my head a second round.

On my knee I have a scar which is only about 1.5-2 inches long, but its almost square. Mtn biking at speed through some grass and there was a railway sleeper in the grass which I didnt see. Over the handlebars and I must hit my knee on the bear trap peddles... sliced it open good.

What gravity?
Aug 18 2002 9:14PM
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CrazyChica
Posts: 608 - Karma: 11
i've got one that goes all the way around my left knee, from surgery, and one that, as far as i can tell, goes all the way down my back; thats a wicked one, from biking...



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Aug 19 2002 2:34AM
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CrazyChica
Posts: 608 - Karma: 11
oh yeah, and i have a rock in my elbow, and a really gross purple scar on my hip... both are also from the bike accident. :)



~*Sinking Into Sweet Uncertainty*~
Aug 19 2002 2:35AM
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Natedawg
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4 1/2 inches on my left shoulder/armpit... Skiing, disco shoulder, bankart surgery. All good now though!

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Aug 19 2002 2:56PM
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