no dude i dont want to get malts after school, but i will settle for a bong rip after work. and whats that you sucking your own dick so you can practice sucking other dudes dicks, that is the most gayest most disturbing thing i have read in a while.
There are two positives to life: you live and you die.
the scar on my shoulder is over 4 inches long. and yes, it was skiing induced. i came up short on a gap jump first run at jay peak (check your landing!!). i broke my upper humerous and they had to put three screws in there.
You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
Only thing i got,was i toar off half my face, from my hair line down past my chin, at least 4 inches wide....it was a bitch, but it did heal, and u can't really tell it was there, except a small red area
'Hesitation will make your worst fears come true' - JT
'There is a difference between living and being alive'
I gots like a 6 inch scar on my shoulder. it is super wide too. definitely skiing related - yep 4th degeree separation of my shoulder. needed surgury - twice... and they had to reatatch all the muscles and shit. yep. good fun. well it more sucked ass. hmm.
'you know - de bird dat walks around on da ground?'
'you mean a chicken?'
'ya dats it!'
Alex the crazy french kid telling me he liked to eat chicken.
I have a scar on the inside of my bottom lip about 3 inches long. I was skiing a trail and where it joined another run there was a small root in the ground beneath the snow. My tips both hit this root and the skis instantly stopped and threw me forward onto my face. I was going pretty fast too so I tore things up pretty bad. I had second degree burns from the snow all over my face. I really messed up the inside of my mouth because the bottom lip stretched over my teeth. Ouch...
Try to keep clear from that hate and spite
So I keep my mind still, like the still of night
Now who in the world do you want to fight
It's against the system we should unite
my biggest ones are like....mabie an 8 inch one on my calf from skating, a mabie 5 inch one on my stomach from my apendix, and a few inch long one on my hairline from a mountain biking accident. i have lots, but those are the biggest.heh, i dident even get stiches for the 8 inch one, i just put butterfly bandaids on it and kept skating. that's probaly why the scar looks so nasty...
-------------------------------------------------------------------------- Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose,
Nothing donít mean nothing honey if it ainít free, now now.
And feeling good was easy, Lord, when he sang the blues,
You know feeling good was good enough for me,
Good enough for me and my Bobby McGee. - Janis Joplin
i have lead inbedded in my skin a half inch deep cut and an inch long scrape all from pencilskating
me: what the hell is that?
sister:its a boat u dumbass
me:well what the fuck do they nedd it for? the shitheads
I have like a 3 or 4 inch scar on the back of my head from when I was a kid. I was on a tree swing, and I was swinging upside down with my legs looped around the swing. I took a big swing and lost my grip a little, so my head lowered and smacker the roots of the tree. Then I swung out and came back, smacking my head a second round.
On my knee I have a scar which is only about 1.5-2 inches long, but its almost square. Mtn biking at speed through some grass and there was a railway sleeper in the grass which I didnt see. Over the handlebars and I must hit my knee on the bear trap peddles... sliced it open good.