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What
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who likes them?
they are so cute and fuzzy
they turn me on
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Aug 12 2002 8:28AM
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What
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kidding
but they are cute and fuzzy
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Aug 12 2002 8:41AM
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(sas)_twoplank
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haha, they were great, esp when they started taking the atst's out. but i think they were going for that cutesy factor, like jar jar in episode 1, but the ewoks almost pulled it off, and jar jar certainly did not.
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Aug 12 2002 10:02AM
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Drail
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are they related to chewbaca in any way do you think?

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Aug 12 2002 11:23AM
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cams
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those things are fucking wicked man.. they have all these wicked ass houses in the trees and they have all these traps and tactics to kill anything.. and they're like 3 feet tall.. pretty sweet.. i know a kid who looks exacctly like them.. just less hair

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Aug 12 2002 11:42AM
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sirjibsalot
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yeah they are wicked...that was my favortie star wars cause of the ewoks they dope
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Aug 12 2002 1:58PM
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l_KeViN_l
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I'm just after the star wars generation.. whats an ewok?


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Aug 12 2002 1:58PM
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(sas)_twoplank
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ewoks are 3 foot high teddy bears that live on the forest moon of endor, as shown in return of the jedi (episode 6). they kind of have that native thing going on about em.

and daryl, how you gonna insult chewbacca like that.. he was one bad ass mofo.
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Aug 12 2002 3:18PM
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dez22
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actually, i remember there was 2 movies based on the ewoks

a family crashed on the ewoks planet and they got to live together or something like that

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Aug 12 2002 3:22PM
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freestyleskier14
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one of my dogs looks just like an ewok

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Aug 12 2002 5:13PM
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rebel
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Yeah, they made an Ewok movie. I used to have it. I wonder where it went. The cartoon kicked ass too.
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Aug 12 2002 5:39PM
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What
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everybody loves ewoks
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Aug 12 2002 5:49PM
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jibs
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haha, i was just gonna ask if anyone remembered the cartoon. I loved that show when i was a kid. It had those weird fairy's and the ewoks flew around on the backs of eagles. Totally cool.
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Aug 12 2002 5:54PM
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Maximumsushi
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Originally they were going to make the Ewoks wookies like Chewie but George Lucas went with the fuzzy midgets instead. The wookies also live in trees apparently.

There were two ewok movies made. 'The Ewok adventure' and umm... 'Return to Endor' or something like that.
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Aug 12 2002 7:27PM
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MUNKYMASTA
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seriously, ewoks make star wars
Aug 12 2002 8:12PM
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PhattTim
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AH HAHAHA, good effort brah, top stuff, haha, it's all shibby, woot woot. I'm an ewok, cool aye.

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Aug 12 2002 8:55PM
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Faoda
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Yeah, they are cute. And yeah, Chewebacka and the ewoks are cousins.


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Aug 12 2002 9:15PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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Wicket kicked ass. He was the only ewok with a name wasnt he?

Aug 12 2002 9:41PM
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PhattSarah
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I used to love ewoks! We used to watch a video of them at preschool, it was the only reason I liked going!
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Aug 12 2002 10:05PM
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(sas)_twoplank
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hha hey jibs you get those quotes from the bathroom reader? i seem to remember the second quote. those things are money..
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Aug 13 2002 10:44AM
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jibs
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They're just a couple infamous quotes i found on the net. Pretty easy to find i think.
'Everything that can be invented has been invented.'
--Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899

'We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.'
--Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
Aug 14 2002 12:51AM
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Diabhal
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ewoks were the best, but for some strange reason every time i saw them i thought of midget tossing, but ya wookies aren't related to ewoks, they're just short and furry, nuff said
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Aug 14 2002 3:38AM
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wilkesyachtingco
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Sep 11 2010 4:46PM
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BIG-DUMPS
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you think chewbacca is hairy, you should see my ewok (-;
Sep 11 2010 5:03PM
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ryano
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you need to see this movie then...

so good
Sep 11 2010 5:09PM
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ryano
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just the battle for endor.. the other one isnt as good
Sep 11 2010 5:10PM
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Blake.P
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Nice resurrection. Was it really necessary?
Sep 11 2010 5:13PM
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Kellso
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i love that movie!!!!
Sep 11 2010 6:15PM
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owned
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Sep 11 2010 6:18PM
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