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every one needs to get laid.

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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
K, i've noticed a lot of ppl getting pretty damn anal when it comes to replying to posts, and i read somewhere earlier that everyone should get just relax a little and not take everything so seriously. man oh man. so, to the anal ppl out there, go get laid. haha.



leaving today:( for a whole month. what'll I do w/o the ocean??
Aug 8 2002 12:55PM
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ABM1111
Posts: 118 - Karma: 10
hehe, word to that Kristen. everyone go get laid...
Aug 8 2002 1:10PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
ya know kristen - you can help me out with that if you want - now that you're in ontario and all. what? it's worth a try.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

the baby blue box - GOING RICKTER!!!
Aug 8 2002 2:20PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
hehehe, you get seconds




The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - anonymous

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

everything you know is not true


`When I was doin him in the butt, my dick touched his shit...it was cool` - J()nes
Aug 8 2002 3:32PM
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stixonmtholly
Posts: 822 - Karma: 10
will do
Aug 8 2002 3:33PM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
hey if all the girls on the site helped out all the guys would get some in a matter of a month. this sounds like a great plan to me. have regonal girls or something. hahaha

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Aug 8 2002 3:36PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
well, my girlfriend is a nympho, so i am guessing you aren't talking to me ;-)


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Aug 8 2002 5:10PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
What? Yeti, no I'm not!!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'
*I love Matty Enns*
Aug 8 2002 8:18PM
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ski2824
Posts: 1786 - Karma: 18
smokatokabowl
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'has it ever occured to you that animals can tell when you are acting different and respond to it. Like my chill cat, he's so good he always comes when i call him and shit, but when I'm fried he stays away and doesn't come when i call him cause he knows i just wanna play with his face and shit. Sounds dumb but it makes sense, right?' - kid on yahooka.com on animals
Aug 8 2002 8:50PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
I need to get laid. Twice.
Aug 8 2002 9:14PM
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jibs
Posts: 2529 - Karma: 48
Sounds like a plan,

My phone # is 807-548-5.....wait this place is mostly guys....uh...i'll figure something else out..
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Aug 8 2002 9:50PM
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under_achieved
Posts: 1164 - Karma: 14
YES, if any of you anal ns girls need help 'loosening up' you know where to find me.


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Aug 8 2002 10:41PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
I like girls

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'
*I love Matty Enns*
Aug 8 2002 11:56PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
I like pizza!
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Vote rebel!

Lesbians are made by leaving whores in the closet with a bottle of fish food.
Aug 9 2002 12:50AM
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etom
Posts: 2443 - Karma: 13
i like girls too

~Tom
Aug 9 2002 12:52AM
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TTflip
Posts: 148 - Karma: 10
If everyone smoked bud we would not have this problem. But hey getting laid is nice too.

Wait...Even better smoke a J while getting laid.
Aug 9 2002 12:55AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
hey kristen... you feel tense at all after that long flight?

MD... Dain bramaged.
'I am now a moderator... and all I had to do was suck harveys cock! who would have guessed?' - Dave Pauls.
Aug 9 2002 1:34AM
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Stinkyprimo
Posts: 976 - Karma: 10
Arh.... comeon lemme have kirsten... gimme a break of all the people i need to relax the most.... for gods sake i live in surrey!!! help me out please

Aug 9 2002 1:47AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
haha true enough.. but she's not a toy. she's a person. (who may or may not need some relaxing)

MD... Dain bramaged.
'I am now a moderator... and all I had to do was suck harveys cock! who would have guessed?' - Dave Pauls.
Aug 9 2002 2:02AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
haha, nice nice, I think ya'll just need to come chill in NZ for a bit, lol

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'
*I love Matty Enns*
Aug 9 2002 2:30AM
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Hedekar
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 15
HaHa! if you can't get laid in surrey, something must be horribly wrong!


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Aug 9 2002 2:51AM
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Detective
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 59
roll a blunt wit a girl and fuck like stoned test bunnies.
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Aug 9 2002 3:20AM
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craigcski
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,187
get liad? what do you mean by that? are you trying to say that you want me kristen? haha


'shiiiiiot, fizz is in the motha fuckin house'

'The man does have a point Tanner'

Satan is my god!!! he will soon rule the world!!! the seven seals are upon us and the world will soon come to an end. vow your undying love for lucifer and you will be saved from damnation!!!!! join the forces of evil and you will not be damned to the firey pits of hell and will become a messanger of satan!!!
-Dirty-
Aug 9 2002 3:26AM
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powder99
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ya stinky primo Surrey for god sakes, you must be the uglyiest kid not to get laid in Surrey, but i shouldn't speak i can't get laid in Maple Ridge
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Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
Aug 9 2002 3:42AM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
k, if you live in surrey you don't desirve to get laid... especially you stinky. and you're like 13 years old - shut up.

and um, jon... have you experienced stoned test bunnies going at it first hand? makes me wonder.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

the baby blue box - GOING RICKTER!!!
Aug 9 2002 2:48PM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
If you could have sex over the internet... I think Kristen would have about ten thousand babies right now.

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I want to get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!' -Jim Morrison
Aug 9 2002 11:19PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
what happens if your 15 darryl?
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'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)

skiers get head
snowboarders get ass
Aug 10 2002 5:17PM
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Tosh
Posts: 3272 - Karma: 673
lol i live in south surrey, and surrey is pretty groose but its not bad down in white rock south surrey. but if u live in surrey i would stay away from that shit anyway u dont know where it has been
Aug 10 2002 6:50PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
i like pizza and girls.


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Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Aug 10 2002 6:59PM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
hmmmm... i think my plan may have worked. I've noticed a lot less tension around ns lately. hmmm... good job ppl. you take suggestions well. lol



leaving today:( for a whole month. what'll I do w/o the ocean??
Aug 10 2002 9:25PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
your mom is good in bed.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

the baby blue box - GOING RICKTER!!!
Aug 11 2002 2:10AM
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Natedawg
Posts: 589 - Karma: 10
I just got laid about an hour ago! Ha-- ha--!

BOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!

www.JIBCULTURE.com
Aug 11 2002 12:07PM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
do you always go on-line after getting laid??



leaving today:( for a whole month. what'll I do w/o the ocean??
Aug 11 2002 12:24PM
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Natedawg
Posts: 589 - Karma: 10
Yeah, it's like my after sex smoke... Only it's an electronic fix!

BOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!

www.JIBCULTURE.com
Aug 11 2002 12:26PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
youre a loser




The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - anonymous

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

everything you know is not true


`When I was doin him in the butt, my dick touched his shit...it was cool` - J()nes
Aug 11 2002 6:35PM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
haha good stuff. I can't say that the computer is the first thing on my mind. but hey, what ever floats your boat.

and surrey. man, don't sleep w/ anyone there.



leaving today:( for a whole month. what'll I do w/o the ocean??
Aug 11 2002 7:37PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
fuck, i want someone to go make me a big ass blt and bring it to me in bed.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

the baby blue box - 'i love your cock' punkSKIERjen
Aug 11 2002 10:24PM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
lol, i actually just had one (BLT). my grandma made it for me.



leaving today:( for a whole month. what'll I do w/o the ocean??
Aug 11 2002 10:50PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
should the anal people...get laid analy??
haha
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Aug 11 2002 11:49PM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
Um I'm thinking 'Grandma' should be a word that should never be assiociated with a thread like this.
ok
Aug 12 2002 3:26AM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
yeah, id rather someones mom than grandma
just as loose but not so floppy
only problem with mom's is that they can get so loose from popping out fat ass babies that fucking the mom becomes the equivilant of chcuking a sausage down a corridor
or fucking a bucket of water, whichever way u look at it
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yeah What!
Aug 12 2002 3:44AM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
sorry, im so so sorry
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yeah What!
Aug 12 2002 7:45AM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
oh god. that's aweful. yech.



leaving today:( for a whole month. what'll I do w/o the ocean??
Aug 12 2002 8:59PM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
i'm getting layed this weekend hahaha yeah me

Iwannastompalot:
You could put an earthworm there.

diarrhea:
hell..
i could set your ear on fire, and jump through it on a dirtbike.

haha yeah for 4 ga earrings
Aug 14 2002 12:40AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
haha, nice dude nice.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'
*I love Matty Enns*
Aug 14 2002 12:54AM
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l_KeViN_l
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 16
man fucking a bucket of water..
man your anologies blow my mind..
not in a good way either


'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge
Aug 14 2002 12:59AM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
hey when you see your g/f every month or so then you will be excited to get layed to haha

Iwannastompalot:
You could put an earthworm there.

diarrhea:
hell..
i could set your ear on fire, and jump through it on a dirtbike.

haha yeah for 4 ga earrings
Aug 14 2002 12:59AM
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witchbaby666
Posts: 642 - Karma: 10
Laid! LAID!





A moment is the most you can ever expect from perfection.
Aug 14 2002 1:02AM
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