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^ lipen is that the true shit? because a lot of absinthe is wormwrood reduced, so you wont hallucinate, youll just get hammered. in quebec where i live these days they have it at the SAQs, and its 70 something % alchohol volume....with that you dont really need to hallucinate
and just a word of caution be careful lighting the sugar cube, i set my entire desk on fire. alchohol is flamy shit
For the most part it felt just as if I was really drunk. We were out in the woods camping it was fucking awesome except when I finally went to bed in my tent every time I'd almost be asleep i'd hear this 'crackle crackle crackle' and this fucking raccoon comes up and kept nudging my leg with it's nose through the tent
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all those bottles on the comp a few pictures up are knock off brands.
real absinth isnt bright green, its a very very light clearish green,
my friend and my brother and i drank a fifth of it, that he brought back from prauge, i didnt halucinate at all. i got fucked up to the point of passing out. well i might have seen things, but i dont remember.
but all the fake kinds are just vodka with green food coloring in it and a label.
is there anyway to tell a knock off besides the color. and ive heard now that their are online website where you can purchase the real thing, or so they claim. they actually advertised for it in our school paper
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absinth is made from wormwood, not opium and the best absinth is from spain--its the strongest i guess. I spent alot of time in europe with a friend and his older brother and he had a bottle of REAl absinth from spain in his flat, but he wouldnt let us try it because a friend of his did at some bar in amsterdam and ended up on a bench in a different country with a ticket to mexico and a sombrero on his head. I guess it realllly makes you hallucinate.
thanks for clearing up the 180 proof to 90% thing...
does the stuff you can buy in Quebec make you hallucinate? its 150 proof, so i guess even if you miss out on the hallucinations you still get fucked up good and proper
the proof, or alchohol content, of the absinth doesnt really have anything to do with hallucinations, the only thing that causes hallucinations in absinthe is the wormwood, so basically if you get the authentic shit it should have wormwood, i dont know how much, and im not even sure if it says so on the bottle, but real absinthe isnt cheap, and it should be an extremely high proof, like 180 proof, because you need an extremely alchoholic solution to extract the hallucignogenic chemicals in the wormwood
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hahaha ben. you light your desk on fire?! AHHAHAAH you never cease to amaze me with the things you manage to do.
Iv never had alot of absinth befor, but a firend of mine had a little sample bottel of real absinth and i tasted it. It was pretty good. really strong. but i liked it.
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take it from someone in europe: pretty much the only place you can find real absinthe that is hallucinogenic is the czech republic or other eastern european countries. The real shit is like most of you have said a very light green so it looks almost bluish and the best shit has actual pieces of wormwood in the bottle when you buy it, and yes it will FUCK you up
alot of the absinthe sold does not contain wormwood as its ingerdients anymore. The shit in portugal still does, but if you find it in alot of places around europe it wont. the are alot of places in spain and some places on frances SW coast. And im sure eastern europe its still available. When we found it in Belgium and in the Netherlands it did not have any hallucinagenic substances in the bottle. but in amsterdam just mix it with shrooms and you should be fine.
um, 180 proof? I dont fucking think so, you were pbly had. The strongest absinth is czech, and its MAYBE 160 proof. Normally its 140 proof.
Plus, overproofing it is stupid because the alcohol would cancel out the wormwood.
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