that was soooo sick.
...stick that in your pipe and smoke it! -Harvιε .(dfp represent). payce -------------------------------------- 'get be-fuckin-hind me, bitch. i said get behind me' 'get behind me? what is that?!' 'if you want me to puke everywhere... go for it' 'i'll make it... wwway more worth while for you not to drink' 'get the fuck away from me, i'm only paying for two' 't-bone is da illest' -'i'm sorry to hear that, i hope he gets better'
'i would like to rip his heart out, im the best ever, im the most brutal most vicious and most ruthless champion theres ever been, my styles impetious, my defense is impregnable, and im ferocious, i want your heart, I WANT TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN, praise me to allah' -mike tyson
fuck that was so funny, awesome vid for sure.
don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre face to face do a backflip and in your rotation kick him in the face with your boot. something in his face will break for sure. fights over.-seanPISTOL
or just walk away with his chick making him look like a complete jackass in front of a bunch of s
skiing should be like mcdonalds...sure they started out with just hamburgers, them they progressed to breakfest sandwiches and salads and mcflurries. we all love the new stuff, but we still love the old stuff as well. so its a good thing they still offer the hambrugers with their mc flurries and breakfast combos -joeengel
'Oh a fuckin' flag. Sorry for de curse word but dere is a flag out dere. Look like JP backpack. Oh my god. Shit man! that was huge!' -Julien Reigner