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Jaskittin
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So this kid, kinda short and fat had this other kid mad at him becuase the short fat one spit in his face while they were drunk. So to get back at him, the other kid took 2 dead gophers and a fudge cookie and smeared it into the seat of his truck, and there were just 2 bloody gophers when he came out from school at the end of the day sitting on his seat. It was fucking gross, but sorta funny at the same time.























well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450

Mar 9 2005 12:04AM
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johanblaze
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wow.
Mar 9 2005 12:04AM
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iRonCrost
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i did that to my GF, it was a good one! but i regret it because she got me back by pooping on my windshield
Mar 9 2005 12:06AM
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Apple
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where did they get dead gophers? they didnt kill them did they? that would be takein it to far.
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Mar 9 2005 12:11AM
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MaYbEiHaTeYoU
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that's absolutely horrific. poor gophers.



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Mar 9 2005 12:17AM
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awickes
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thank you for that



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Mar 9 2005 12:20AM
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El.Capitan
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id just settle for the old-fashioned light-a-bag-of-shit-on-fire-and-leave-it-on-their-doorstep trick to get back at the person
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Mar 9 2005 6:24PM
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Anathema
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i woulda just punched him, rather than go through all that trouble.
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Mar 9 2005 6:27PM
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rodadeaco
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gophers are pest's, killing them is a good thing

big whoop wanna fight about it?
Mar 9 2005 6:41PM
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Jaskittin
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Yeah, its montana, they killed the gophers. But he found out it was this other kid, this really big ass varstity basketball and football player.























well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450

Mar 9 2005 7:42PM
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k2skierec
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haha we did something similar the girls would tap my friends car with her car everyday at school and think it was funny till she put a dent in it. So to help my friend get back at her we drove around and picked up road kill and put on through the antenna and layed them all over the car on the outside and to top it off my friend trough on under the seat but it was in a bag. Shit when she found out i never saw someone freak out so bad in my life
Mar 9 2005 7:48PM
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ECshredder
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ahahahaha, thats so funny, just imagine seeing a little fat kid runnin around with a couple dead gophers and a cookie
Mar 9 2005 8:37PM
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skichica128
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thats soo mean, especially to the gophers. They never did anything wrong
Mar 9 2005 8:49PM
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spyder1
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ya last year we took a baby pig that was in the science lab for biology class and we put it onto a friends antenna, the vp didnt like it too much and suspended the guy that actually did it




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Mar 9 2005 8:59PM
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EastcoastAR5
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^haha those pigs are so nasty
k2skier thats mad funny


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Mar 9 2005 9:02PM
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SteezePatrol
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wtf!? anathema, new icon...I like
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Mar 9 2005 9:12PM
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R-Bertsch
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i liked anathema's old icon a lot better.
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Mar 9 2005 9:24PM
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