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my friend had lunch with Jurmaine dupri and bow wow today

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ATLANTASKI
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ShRoOmIn420: guess who i had breakfast with
ShRoOmIn420: this mornin
ShRoOmIn420: at goldburgs
skiATL17: who
ShRoOmIn420: jurmaine dupre and bow wow
skiATL17: you serious?
ShRoOmIn420: cuz i was with jeff in his car ad they pulled up next to us and they were like damn yall boyz ridin clean shawty
ShRoOmIn420: and we asked for thier autograph and jeff happened to have a jurmaine dupre cd in has car
skiATL17: ahahha sick
ShRoOmIn420: and he played it awith his bumpin system and they were like yall strate come gett cofee wit us
ShRoOmIn420: bow wow has the nicest aston martin
skiATL17: holy shit he has an aston
ShRoOmIn420: and jurmaine had a black range with black rims custon grill
skiATL17: damn
ShRoOmIn420: ya
skiATL17: sick, did they both pull up to yall
ShRoOmIn420: bow wow liked us cuz he has another car the same as jeffs
ShRoOmIn420: ya and it was so funny you now how those g500 are really boxy looking
skiATL17: yea
ShRoOmIn420: we were both smokin and bow wow was like shit shawty dis be canca ina box right hurr
skiATL17: hahahahaha

and then he got bow wow and JDs number so were gonna go party with them this weekend- the end

' That's like saying gay sex helps with your technique.'- Skiierman on loafriders comment about how skiboards help your balance when you land.



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iRonCrost
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ron jeremy doesnt have a big penis,
Mar 9 2005 12:18AM
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Lateralis
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hes not no lexington steele but its the control he has that amazes me



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Mar 9 2005 9:17AM
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freeski1620
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im still sticking with shut up you spoiled rich fuck!


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skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

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Mar 9 2005 10:03AM
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4skizzle
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Does anyone have their wigger/hic/retard to English translator handy? I'm having trouble understanding what Atlantaskihomo and his idiot friends are talking about.









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Mar 9 2005 10:40AM
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NBCskier
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hahaha^ i was thinking the same thing 'shawty' 'canca' 'yall'.





SGB

Mar 9 2005 11:45AM
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FLGators0621
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ATLANTASKI just needs to stf. he said that he doesn't flaunt it but obviously he does if he started this post. hey guess what ATLANTASKI, tell your mom i said hi and that she makes the best eggs in the world!!!

If you rape a hooker, is it shoplifting?

Mar 9 2005 2:41PM
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Tosh
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haha what a stupid thread
Mar 9 2005 3:10PM
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Capt.Flannel
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baha, Lexington Steele.




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Mar 9 2005 3:15PM
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Lord_Piot
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hey lateralis, we should start looking for someone to sponsor us to go down to ATL and black ski mask this little faggot
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Mar 9 2005 5:25PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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why does everyone diss him for his freind meeting those rappers?
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Mar 9 2005 5:39PM
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zorbazdeer
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lucky, id wanna have lunch with bow wow
Mar 9 2005 5:40PM
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Capurnicus
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are you kidding me!?!?!?!

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Mar 9 2005 5:45PM
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4skizzle
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Lord_Piot, that is the only thing you're ever typed on this site that I've ever agreed with.









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Mar 9 2005 5:51PM
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couchskier
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I actually had breakfast at atlantaskis house last thurs. I had frootloops and at's mom had my man yogurt under the table. sorry about your nelly shirt dude I used it to clean up after.
.................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.
Mar 9 2005 5:56PM
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Lateralis
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i think fellow ns users should sponsor a trip for me and piot and maybe a select few to go down to atlanta



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

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Mar 9 2005 7:28PM
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4skizzle
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^i'm in.









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Mar 9 2005 7:39PM
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DRISKEY
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atlantaski is a little bitch.

OOPS POW SURPRISE! OOOOOHHHHH!!!

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Mar 9 2005 7:50PM
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ATLANTASKI
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lat just fuckin admit it bitch, youre so fuckin jealous. id be too if i lived in the middle of the bumble fucks like remote ontario canada where you have to hunt eskimos for food and where the only profound intellect you exhibit is the length of peter norths penis.
' That's like saying gay sex helps with your technique.'- Skiierman on loafriders comment about how skiboards help your balance when you land.



Mar 9 2005 9:37PM
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ATLANTASKI
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i mean jesus crist what the fuck do you do you do lat other than talk about how lexingtton steele tore your moms spinchter to shreds while spraying hot cum all in your eyes, then bragbout it on NS? get afuckin job or studylike every other 20 year old in the world and stop trying to get patronized by the little fucking bitches that worship the e-ground you walk on
' That's like saying gay sex helps with your technique.'- Skiierman on loafriders comment about how skiboards help your balance when you land.



Mar 9 2005 9:39PM
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SteezePatrol
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^ haha, you little bitch, you said your favourtie NSer was lat....backstabber
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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'and then he got bow wow and JDs number so were gonna go party with them this weekend' - ATLskier talk

Real life translation - 'and the he sucked off bow wow and JD for their number so were gonna go suck them off again this weekend' - 1080ryebread
Mar 9 2005 9:41PM
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lineskier10
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yeah this is some good shit, nice job atlantaski that was actually a pretty good rip on lat, i agree lat has turned into more of a less funny and more of an angry little bitch, but thats just my thoughts
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Mar 9 2005 9:44PM
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freeskisquaw
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'get afuckin job or studylike every other 20 year old in the world'

Do you have a job ATLANTASKI?

NS has become the official gathering of the world's dumbest people.



Scratch174, thank you.
Mar 10 2005 12:11AM
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genericname
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omg did they tell you about any more super cool music they are making?


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Mar 10 2005 12:20AM
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SchweitzerSki
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atlantaski si like a junior in high school and i fyou guys read anything he typed instead of just looking over it and saying 'fag' you would have read that he is supposed to get a job at a firm of some kind this summer. and that was actually a very good rip on lateralis. all you guys ever do is rip on what he says or posts because it's the cool thing to do. it's getting a little old
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Mar 10 2005 12:25AM
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MADr.
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well in order to resolve this, i think lat and atl should slap each other in the head with their dongs until one of them passes out or gets a boner
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Mar 10 2005 12:31AM
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Lateralis
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ahahah oh yes im so jealous of you atlantaski. i for one would not like to be rich. id rather earn my money by actually working and thats exactly what im doing. i dont sit on my ass and get shit handed to me. my parents dont buy me fuck all and i dont expect them too cuz i just dont care about shit like that. but you on the other hand if you didnt get anything for xmas youd be heartbroken youd probably fucken cry about it. id like to see you live where i live you wouldnt fucken last a week in this shit ass town



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Mar 10 2005 4:25AM
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SteezePatrol
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meh, we should probably stop 'rippin' on atlanta, maybe give him a chance, I mean he hasn't be a complete ass for like a week or two
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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'and then he got bow wow and JDs number so were gonna go party with them this weekend' - ATLskier talk

Real life translation - 'and the he sucked off bow wow and JD for their number so were gonna go suck them off again this weekend' - 1080ryebread
Mar 10 2005 10:32AM
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Lord_Piot
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i still want to black ski mask you
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Mar 10 2005 10:38AM
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espen^R
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yea, im also in.. all the fucking way from norway!
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Mar 10 2005 11:16AM
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Tosh
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hey im down for trip to beat this kid
Mar 10 2005 3:17PM
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$bhill$
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I got jenna jamesons number




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Mar 10 2005 4:44PM
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ATLANTASKI
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lordpiot loves little boys


Who's up for game three?
I can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me
And I just lost it all
Well there's a man sitting next to me
Red with smiling eyes
It's funny I don't have no money tonight.

That was a crazy game of poker
Mar 10 2005 4:56PM
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Doghouse
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why brag about JD and Lil Bow Wow
seriously, doesnt JD have some people his age to hang out with.



'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G




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Mar 10 2005 5:47PM
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KeegLove
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oh.
SKI FOR LIFE!

If it was easy it would be called snowboarding.
WHITEWATER

'Its not so much that i want to kill her its just.. i want her not to be alive, anymore.'

THE BLACK WALL STREEEEEEET.

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Mar 10 2005 6:52PM
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p-lin101
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but he does flaunt it he fucking posts pictures of his country club and talks about hwo his friends 'be rollin' and stuff and eating breakfast with rappers and shit...if htats not flaunting im moving to some thrid world country and getting aids




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Mar 10 2005 9:05PM
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ATLANTASKI
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wtf, ive never posted pics of my country club




Who's up for game three?
I can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me
And I just lost it all
Well there's a man sitting next to me
Red with smiling eyes
It's funny I don't have no money tonight.

That was a crazy game of poker
Mar 10 2005 9:06PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
if you got a country club then im gonna burn that mother fucker to the ground



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Mar 11 2005 6:07PM
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ATLANTASKI
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while youre at it burn all the scabs off your girlfriends pussy from the mad herp you gave her


Who's up for game three?
I can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me
And I just lost it all
Well there's a man sitting next to me
Red with smiling eyes
It's funny I don't have no money tonight.

That was a crazy game of poker
Mar 11 2005 6:09PM
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ATLANTASKI
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oh and im not rich enough to own a country club although i do belong to 2.


Who's up for game three?
I can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me
And I just lost it all
Well there's a man sitting next to me
Red with smiling eyes
It's funny I don't have no money tonight.

That was a crazy game of poker
Mar 11 2005 6:11PM
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Doghouse
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 21
^flaunting



'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G




'The devil only exists because of your belief in him. Same goes for that other guy'- Sage Francis
Mar 11 2005 6:38PM
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Lord_Piot
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whats your address?
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Mar 11 2005 7:01PM
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Lateralis
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you belong to 2 country clubs?? fuck thats why i have herpes then! your mom fucks everyone in both of them. ever hear of a bukkake?? so yeah ill go burn the scabs off my gf's cunt and ill mail them to your skank ass mom



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Mar 11 2005 7:01PM
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t-man152
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I remember when I was like 13 or 14 I thought Lil Bow Wow was so cool. I thought that a 6 or 7 year old rapping was hillarious then I found out he was the exact same age as me and I lost all respect for him. he got away with the im a little kid watch me rap act but now hes trying to act tough and it turns out to be a big joke.
Mar 11 2005 7:10PM
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ATLANTASKI
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yea i do know what bukkake is lat, and im guessing you know from personal experience, tell me lat how did it feel when lexington steele and peter north DPed youat the ripeold age of 12? how do you shit man???

and my mom thinks country clubs are lame bc shes a liberal humanitarian


Who's up for game three?
I can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me
And I just lost it all
Well there's a man sitting next to me
Red with smiling eyes
It's funny I don't have no money tonight.

That was a crazy game of poker
Mar 11 2005 7:32PM
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Lord_Piot
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C$381.02
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Connect in Cleveland (Hopkins Intl.)




Hey lateralis, a plane ticket is only 400 bucks. if we get 800 people to donate 1 dollar we can go and take this little faggots knees.
Im sure more then 800 people will donate, we can go get some drinks afterwards too
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Mar 11 2005 7:39PM
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ATLANTASKI
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you know ATL has over 5 million people


Who's up for game three?
I can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me
And I just lost it all
Well there's a man sitting next to me
Red with smiling eyes
It's funny I don't have no money tonight.

That was a crazy game of poker
Mar 11 2005 7:44PM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
its ok were only going to hurt you.
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Mar 11 2005 8:04PM
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ATLANTASKI
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no youre not


Who's up for game three?
I can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me
And I just lost it all
Well there's a man sitting next to me
Red with smiling eyes
It's funny I don't have no money tonight.

That was a crazy game of poker
Mar 11 2005 8:06PM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
well we need some donations first. but seriously if someone paid my plane ticket. id come there and slap the shit out of you.
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Mar 11 2005 8:11PM
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ATLANTASKI
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hahaha no you wouldnt your gigantic man tits would limit the reach of your flabby arm span to slapme and id just punch the shit out of you, steal your weed and dump you off in southwest atl where a bunch of crazy black men can have their way with you and lat


Who's up for game three?
I can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me
And I just lost it all
Well there's a man sitting next to me
Red with smiling eyes
It's funny I don't have no money tonight.

That was a crazy game of poker
Mar 11 2005 8:13PM
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