anyone have any tips on them?
'where did you get all these scars?' 'uh, skateboard, truck and.........a fire hydrant' 'wow, you have had a lotta accidents then.' 'no, i skateboarded off of a truck into a fire hydrant'
i got beat by jon, i fucking hate that guy, he always wins'
' so what do you want to do?'
' i just wanna go back to my house and put a bandaid on my fucking penis'