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gypsy
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lets hear it, what are the best you've seen...
Mar 4 2005 2:29PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
honk if youve never seen an UZI firde from a car before
-Joe
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Help me get a free ipod please!?!?!
http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=9734247
Mar 4 2005 2:33PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18

-Joe
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Official NS marketing consultant

Help me get a free ipod please!?!?!
http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=9734247
Mar 4 2005 2:34PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
Get behind me
Mar 4 2005 2:49PM
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rocktheLPs
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i have honk if you think im jesus
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ladies man cult WHAT
Mar 4 2005 4:02PM
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JackBach
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'My other car is a piece of shit too.'
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Upload. Ignite. Destroy.
Mar 4 2005 4:15PM
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JackBach
Posts: 4155 - Karma: -5
'Toss my salad: I'm a vegetarian.'
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Upload. Ignite. Destroy.
Mar 4 2005 4:16PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
0-60 in 5 minutes.



...and justice for all
Mar 4 2005 4:19PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
our daughter meghan dances 24/7... this thing was HUGE like it took up the whole back window of an SUV i laughed for a while from that one
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Goggle Tan Productions

'I knew what I had to do, and I just go down and make all the things that I want, and it was good'- Charles Gagnier after winning Winter X-Games Nine Slopestyle Gold

'they are to busy being black'- huckster on why black people dont ski
Mar 4 2005 4:20PM
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mthoodmeadowsgirl
Posts: 140 - Karma: 23
If your on my ass you better be my husband

~Nicole

'Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and
you help them to become what they are capable of being.'
~Goethe

Mar 4 2005 4:23PM
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couchskier
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
http://pissedoffpete.com/
.................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.
Mar 4 2005 4:52PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
Support Our Troops


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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
Mar 4 2005 5:47PM
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*BeckyK*
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my son/ daughter is on the honor roll at... (fill in school of choice)

Once we took out a sharpie and altered one of these bumper stickers that was on a Escalade in the mall parking lot... said my bitch is on the honor roll at porn school... next porn star, watch out!
'was that your first time....yah know...seeing one?' - aclsarescary
(on a girl freaking about being flashed)

STOP STEALING MY ICON BITCHES!
Mar 4 2005 5:50PM
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1080chubs
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 28
If i want any of your lip i'll show you where my zipper is
Mar 4 2005 5:52PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
'My kid beat up your honor student'


'My dog is smarter than your honor student'


Imagine the ns outcry if u(lateralis) were banned. There would be countless threads and petitions to bring u back, it would be like when treadway got banned from whistler. Someone would probably make and sell 'Free Lateralis' stickers and shit. -jflo453

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our cou
Mar 4 2005 5:53PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
Save the Whales
Mar 4 2005 5:55PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
Long Live America

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Mar 4 2005 5:55PM
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Dan.
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Fuck Bush... enough said. -i wonder if the FBI would pull you over for that one
Mar 4 2005 5:56PM
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12ParkRat60
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 61
If you think Im drving bad now, wait till im drunk
A hand jobs a mans job, yo jobs a blow job
Mar 4 2005 6:05PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
''there is no such things as friends on a powder day''


-Chloe
Mar 4 2005 7:26PM
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Pklink04
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i saw this one its like the 'Universtiy Of some place' style but it says in fancy old english writing 'you school sucks'


You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
Mar 4 2005 7:33PM
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BillyMFBadass
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i never turn it down if its brown


smartass mother fucker
Mar 4 2005 7:35PM
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volkl
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i have one that saws 'If it were easy, it would be called snowboarding' (K2 Telemark).
Mar 4 2005 11:27PM
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hucker22
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chose life, your mother did
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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
Mar 5 2005 12:04AM
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gypsy
Posts: 760 - Karma: 12
'the goddess is alive and magic is afoot.'
(uh...alriight...smoke another bowl then...)

'say no to sex with pro-lifers'
(apparently someone says yes to a lot of teenage guys...skaaaanky!)

whirled peas.
Mar 5 2005 1:17AM
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spyder1
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i saw one 'Wife And Dog Lost, Reward for Dog'
ANother:
Unless your a hemroid(sp) stay off my ass




Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass


I AM CANADIAN!!!
Mar 5 2005 5:53PM
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sunvalleyskibum
Posts: 1223 - Karma: 11
officer, will this sticker saying
SUPPORT LAW ENFORENCEMNT
stop you from giving me a ticket?



SHOPLIFTING--My Anti-Drug
Mar 5 2005 7:57PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
I DARE you to keep cops off donuts
and
D.A.R.E--Donuts Are Really Expensive


Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?

'never tryed tele, it just looks gay...' Jess-001 (Feschies, better watch your back)
Mar 5 2005 8:25PM
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rynmartn
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My other penis is a vagina


yay skiing

Mar 6 2005 12:45AM
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Kevo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 136
'When there are no trees left, you can wipe your ass with a spotted owl'



To love the times we have
To like what makes us sad
To live when others die
To lose and say goodbye
To last until our moment comes
Mar 6 2005 12:55AM
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gypsy
Posts: 760 - Karma: 12
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Mar 6 2005 2:07AM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
on this bumper of a 2005 540i BMW, with an old man driving
I SKI NAKED on this bumper sticker that looks like the colorado liscence plate, with like the green mountains and stuf

Member # 1787

'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
- ATLANTASKI
Mar 6 2005 11:24AM
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montageskier
Posts: 4725 - Karma: 126
my child is the student of the month.
Mar 6 2005 11:39AM
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samck89
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i went to church with my friend and im not really christian but either way we went to this youth goup/ sunday school thing and the lady was talking about whether intelligent design should be taught in school and she mentioned those jesus fish stickers but she said they have ones that say darwin in em or have feet, and she was all offended
Mar 6 2005 8:39PM
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plorr
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one time i saw a jesus fish that said satan it it
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'you must have pissed off ronald mcdonald, id watch the fuck out that guy rolls with a big crew, and that hamburgler guy looks pretty sketchy i wouldnt fuck with him'- switchskier88

WE SALUTE YOU GEORGE!

Mar 6 2005 9:01PM
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rocktheLPs
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^ they have ones online that say tuna
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Mar 6 2005 9:24PM
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dr.1260liukang
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my dad can beat up your dad, because while your dad was in law school my dad was shuvillin shit and stealin money from them preppy kids
Mar 6 2005 9:32PM
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teresak2
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if you think this is fast wait 'til you see me ski


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Sick point sick on the sicktor scale.
Mar 6 2005 10:42PM
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ecski73
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'i like lipstick...
arround my dipstick' on a truck that was like 30 feet off the ground




who dey?
Mar 6 2005 10:48PM
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skibrdingbitch
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'my son got inmate of the month at our local county jail' i was tempted to get it for my bf's (at the time) mom. he was in jail while i was dating him so it was really funny, him and i are no longer together

Member # 1787

'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
- ATLANTASKI
Mar 6 2005 10:52PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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I've got some funny ones:

'don't talk trash 'bout farmer's with your mouth full' that one's from this country diner i eat at every week

'condoms are easier to change than diapers'

'FIGHT CRIME: SHOOT BACK' that one i got at the shooting range




-Lauren



I dropped out of high school to ski.
Mar 6 2005 10:58PM
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kds
Posts: 375 - Karma: 18
hug a logger and youll never go back to trees





2 in the pink 1 in the stink !!!!
Mar 7 2005 10:31AM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
a sticker in the shape of a stop sign that says 'BUSH'


Jeremy

There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.
Mar 7 2005 10:44AM
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rodadeaco
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Gun Control means using both hands

big whoop wanna fight about it?
Mar 7 2005 11:32AM
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Grimedawg
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'Keep honking while I reload' and 'I love head'
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No Dice.
Mar 7 2005 1:27PM
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wuestinator
Posts: 2394 - Karma: 15
'ohioians yern for pee pee gas marts'



sanctioned outerwear - http://www.sanctionedouterwear.com

Mar 7 2005 2:00PM
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almostaskier
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have a crappie day (crappie is a fish, on a boat this was)
god bless america

-Patty
Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May

yea, i let my friends watch sometimes when they get bored. ive rented out some bleachers for them to sit in actually, im thinking of making big foam hands with 'no jaime! not in there!' written on them. -dynastarconcept

Mar 7 2005 2:15PM
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mattster
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IM NAKED FROM THE WAIST DOWN
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-Matt

wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

ska is dead.... and you're next !
Mar 7 2005 2:23PM
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Nico
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jesus is coming look buissy
Mar 7 2005 2:27PM
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