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worst place for a canker sore ever:
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right on the front of that tendon that connects your lower lip to your gums. holy fuck.
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man i hate that shit! canker sores are the worst
i like tranvestites on my penis yo/// hey, if ur a chick with a dick call me 1-800-hot-boyy
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when I had braces they would rub up against them. Fuck did it ever hurt.
SMILE, its the second best thing you can do with ur mouth
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hahah i had one about a centemeter to the right of that. It hurt like a bitch and was really anoying cause i had to do a play with lots of talking and over exagerated facial movements, and ever time i said something it hurt sooo much. i feel you pain. Try pouring some salt on it and then adding some water after 20 or so seconds and just swishing it around. it will help, althought it will sting alot at first.
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please, dont remind me of canker sores. i used to frequently have 2 or even 3 at the same time. big ones too. and yeah, youre right about that tendon...but what about on the top of your bottom lip where its practically outside of your mouth...anyhow, ive been canker-sore free for about half a year now, so i'm crossing my fingers that i stay that way. damn, i hate canker sores.
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rinse your mouth with hot salty water. semen does the trick too since it is both hot and salty. it will burn those mother fucken cankers right off your mouth!
'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
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^ Hahaha, anywho... I haven't had one since I got my braces removed which was about 2 years ago.
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i wasnt jokin man. everytime my gf has one i just pop a load in her mouth and she swishes it around for a while and blam a shizam. 3 hours later that fucken sore is gone. and i do the same when i have one
'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
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Damn, blowing a load into your own mouth? Did you take yoga before because that is impressive.
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no. no yoga for me. just a really big cock and a strong appetite for semen
'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17
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Ah, kind of like Vin Diesel!
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worst place is you butt hole, they kill when you poo
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among other things eh?
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why are you talking about vin diesel?? hes not gay is he?
'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17
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I always get canker sores! They suck, I have braces so they constantly rub on the canker making it last like twice as long and twice as bad. And i also know what you mean about that tendon thing, it sucks when you have one on that tendon and you are eating candy with the sugar coating on it and some of the sugar stuff falls on it, its like the pain of death!
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haha, vin diesel.
Arent canker sores like a form of mouth herpes or something?
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i've never had one.... guess i'm lucky.
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I don't know if he really is, it really is just a rumor I'm playing on.
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I hate when i get them on the side, or underside of your tongue... you have to talk all gimpy.
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i got them alot when i had braces
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it hurts like hell when they're on your tongue and you bite your tongue on accident
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you have herps
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i have one right now on my my upper gums...I just got braces a little while ago too, and I read all the commments, fuck.
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he called it a tendon. wow, we have an idiot in our midst. a tendon is connective tissues that interwines with the end of a muscle and binds to a bone so that a muscle contraction will actually make your limbs move. now think for a sec, is that what the little tissues inside your lip does. no, it's not.
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sorry if i'm being an asshole, but i'm in a bad mood and that just jumped out at me as pretty stupid
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simmer pill scott. we all knew what he was talking about. illustration successfull, if not anatomicaly correct.
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if i read right.. did lateralis say that he stuck his dick in a girls mouth that had canker sores.. wouldnt that shit spread to you..
canker sores are a type of herpes. something that you probably dont want on you
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canker sores arent herpes,cold sores are, canker sores are just mouth ulcers....cold sores are kinda like a zit in your mouth, except its oral herpes, also you wont contract it through oral sex if you have had oral herpes before. if a girl goes down on you and has a coldsore and youve never had one before- youre fucked
but if youvehad one before its fine during oral bc youve built up a resistance to it
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what are they from again? to much Vitiman C or something??
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