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skiierman
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Why is it that some pieces of shit float while others sink?





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Feb 27 2005 10:20AM
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Frostfired
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its proly determined by the size and what u at. Thats what i think
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Feb 27 2005 10:27AM
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skiierman
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I mean aren't they made up of the same matter of processed, nutrient deprived food that comes out of the ass?





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Feb 27 2005 10:28AM
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luckydevil
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i think it would be the density rather than the size



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Feb 27 2005 10:29AM
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InfernoHits
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actually its the amount of methane gas. If there is a lot it'll float, if there is not it'll sink
Feb 27 2005 10:30AM
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luckydevil
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I can't believe we are debating shit


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Feb 27 2005 10:38AM
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InfernoHits
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I've seen worse stuff than this debated in this forum!
Feb 27 2005 10:41AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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its density. Some poop gets packed together more tightly so it sinks. Other times it's looser and floats.

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Feb 27 2005 11:06AM
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jflo453
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^exactly, if the poop is denser than water, itll sink. If its less dense, or has the magic gas bubble in it, youve got a floater

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Feb 27 2005 12:12PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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I think its if you get too much fat in your diet, it floats. I heard that somewhere.



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Feb 27 2005 12:14PM
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RKF
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it would be cool if you took a shit that had neutral bouyancy,



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Feb 27 2005 12:20PM
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freestylejibmaster
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its all about buoyancy. i pinched this huge ass goose egg this morning, it was like stickin out of the water and when i flushed it it left a huge streak. thought it was pretty funny.
Feb 27 2005 12:21PM
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DIRTYSANCHEZ69
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the amount of gas in side the shit, same thing with dead bodies
Feb 27 2005 12:45PM
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Chummer3
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Dude I once took a shit, one loaf was so huge it popped out, when i flushed the thing broke in two. In a way it was kind of like the titanic. It was probably the most monumental shit of my life.
Feb 27 2005 3:14PM
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skiierman
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^ As the captain, you should have probobly gone down with the shit.





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



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Feb 27 2005 3:19PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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^ahahahaha thats one of the funniest things ever
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Feb 27 2005 3:25PM
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i8van
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^^^ahaahaa. shit is fun.

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Feb 27 2005 3:40PM
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french_fry
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^^^^HAHA good stuff



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Feb 27 2005 4:43PM
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french_fry
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hahahahaha skiierman thats fuken hilarious...lol



Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner???
The drunk speeds through the stop sign and the stoner waits for it to turn green
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Feb 27 2005 4:44PM
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luckydevil
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this is such a shitty thread!!


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