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Why am i so stiff?

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carve_89
Posts: 71 - Karma: 10
I don't know why, on jumps and stuff, my friends tell me im' reallys tiff, like for grabs i don't feel like I grab 'freely' and loosely. i'm all stiff rigid and tight. It looks bad and awkward, any ways to 'fix' this? or change the way I jump/ski? Does this happen because i'm not 100% comfortable in the park yet?
Feb 23 2005 6:34PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
because you have no steeze

If it aint Gorilla it aint Steeze
Feb 23 2005 6:35PM
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DrGonzo729
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 10
^LOL







I don't need no arms around me
I don't need no drugs to calm me
I have seen the writing on the wall
Feb 23 2005 6:35PM
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3rdCoastskier
Posts: 206 - Karma: 11
what is steeze and where can i buy some, probably jibij. I hate stupid slang.

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Feb 23 2005 6:37PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3908 - Karma: 216
yeah, order some Steeze Juice from jibij. That should do it.

If not, motor oil should loosen your joints up quite nicely as well. Also, if you inject it into your balls you get black spooge.
Feb 23 2005 6:43PM
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DrGonzo729
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 10
yes steeze is so passe







I don't need no arms around me
I don't need no drugs to calm me
I have seen the writing on the wall
Feb 23 2005 6:46PM
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LeBlanc
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 20
^^^I hope you were being sarcastic haha
and just strech regularly
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Real East Coast Skier
Feb 23 2005 6:48PM
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reezyfbaby
Posts: 2308 - Karma: 13
your mom makes me really stiff.
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Feb 23 2005 6:52PM
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FORCE
Posts: 565 - Karma: 21
maybe you saw a hot girl on the mountain that usually creates stiffness for me, but then my steeze really comes out !
Feb 23 2005 6:52PM
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fizzlefry
Posts: 4662 - Karma: 15
just relax, tell yourself you can do whatever it is your trying.
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Feb 23 2005 6:55PM
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freeskier1316
Posts: 1771 - Karma: 27
relax and practice

'kevin whyed nils pull you out?' 'Cuz i was touchin bitches.' 'No seriously why did he put scott in for you.' 'Scott doesn't touch bitches.'

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Feb 23 2005 7:01PM
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