I was really drunk in whistler, and fell off the top bunk of a bunk bed, ended up bending my ski pole with my head when I landed.
I was really pissed off in the morning, runing around trying to find the guy that bent my pole.
That was the night that I puked up six whole fries, it happened right after I fell off the bed.
I'm not supposed to eat the lego, but the green ones make me horny.
'It's like I'm Shane McConkey, and you are Saucerboy!'-Dan the ski tech.