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Sex and Skiing...mmm

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Lauren9
Posts: 354 - Karma: 49
Just found some interesting things out...how long the gondola rides are at some ski resorts...

Whistler Gondola: 5 mins to mid-station(foreplay)and 10 mins to top
Kicking Horse: 12 mins
Big White: 3 mins
Sunshine Valley: 12 mins
Tremblant: 8-10 mins
Mont Ste-Anne: 8-12 mins

Ok, so this is plently of time to get things started, oh the possibilities, I'm just trying to combine my 2 most favourite things!


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Feb 20 2005 7:11PM
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tandan83
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 141
you are the coolest skier chick ever. how long does the jackson tram take, cause i'm going there with my girl for spring break.

'man i tried shaving my balls....worst thing ever! i jsut ended up with a hairy sac with cuts all over it. worst thing i've ever done'-bitchassphatz



and up in yo bitch, is where ya might find me

free ipod shuffles rule!

Feb 20 2005 7:14PM
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mattster
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ahaha i could have some serious sex in 3 minutes
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Feb 20 2005 7:14PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Damn I like the way you think. No trams around here, open chairlifts. I'm not sure if you could get away with something like that.





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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



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Feb 20 2005 7:15PM
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Lauren9
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yah, there aren't any gondolas in Ontario, which is so unfortunate, but then again we dont have any mountains either...damn


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Feb 20 2005 7:17PM
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DunDunDun
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lauren, where yuo from in ontario?? you CAN get head on the chairlift. but your ass gets SO cold.


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Feb 20 2005 7:23PM
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tandan83
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 141
i got head in the gondola at lutsen mt. in minnesota once. that was awesome

'man i tried shaving my balls....worst thing ever! i jsut ended up with a hairy sac with cuts all over it. worst thing i've ever done'-bitchassphatz



and up in yo bitch, is where ya might find me

free ipod shuffles rule!

Feb 20 2005 7:24PM
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Meh42
Posts: 2431 - Karma: 14
that was an article in some magazine. i found it online one day in school.

remember, if you ever need a gondola buddy: 1 505 699 9343
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'but think if i fall in love with a super model and she only gets wet in the pants by kids who no calc shit i wanta be READYYYYYYYYY!!!!!' - (0)jarjar(0)

'Hey, check out those chicks up there'
'dude, they have child lift tickets'
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Feb 20 2005 7:28PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ Is that your cell?





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



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Feb 20 2005 7:31PM
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ski_Crystal
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^ haha, call it and find out


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Feb 20 2005 7:40PM
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Meh42
Posts: 2431 - Karma: 14
ahahahahha yeah it is. i dont really care though, call it or prank it if you want. its all already happened when i put it up in the phone number thread. its pretty fun to talk to random new people anyway.
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'but think if i fall in love with a super model and she only gets wet in the pants by kids who no calc shit i wanta be READYYYYYYYYY!!!!!' - (0)jarjar(0)

'Hey, check out those chicks up there'
'dude, they have child lift tickets'
'uhhhhhhh'
Feb 20 2005 7:41PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Alright, I'm going to use my brother's cell though.





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



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Feb 20 2005 7:41PM
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Meh42
Posts: 2431 - Karma: 14
give me a little bit of time, i have to find it anyway
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'but think if i fall in love with a super model and she only gets wet in the pants by kids who no calc shit i wanta be READYYYYYYYYY!!!!!' - (0)jarjar(0)

'Hey, check out those chicks up there'
'dude, they have child lift tickets'
'uhhhhhhh'
Feb 20 2005 7:42PM
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mattwalker
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you forgot Aspen Mountain

CHEESE CAKE - COMING 2005!!!
Feb 20 2005 7:45PM
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404404
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can i give you a call
Feb 20 2005 8:39PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
Lauren would you like to go skiing sometime with me?
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APPARENTLY I CAN ALSO SUE NS for condoning harrassment AND SHUT THIS FUCKIN SITE DOWN! -ATLANTASKI
Feb 20 2005 8:42PM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
3 minutes, damn, thats like a porno in fast foreward. i think the whistler bubble chairs are a better bet. no crowds, longer time.
yuck, you'll be known as the pussy from this day on if you do that. Do something manly, like cut her initials into your chest or something.

-Pat



And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. 'Let the Spanish keep it, its a shithole,' we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.
Feb 20 2005 8:43PM
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xxSimsxx
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i was telling matt about that when we were at bigwhite.. im all like 'man i should take her on the gondola and.. and.. well well... thats enough out of you mr pototomoto.
Feb 20 2005 8:45PM
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friday01
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damn are there any that are like 20 minutes?
Feb 20 2005 8:49PM
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Anathema
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i'd rather hotbox a gondola than fuck somebody for like 10 minutes. thats too much of a tease, because by the time you get into it, you have to get out. i wouldn't want to stop, heheheh.


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Feb 20 2005 8:51PM
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Lauren9
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^download! duhh


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Feb 20 2005 8:53PM
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Lebbo
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The Whistler Gondola is more like 20 minutes from memory? Well whatever it is there is plenty of time for a bit of loving to go on...

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Feb 21 2005 5:48AM
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espen^R
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well. the big top gondola in Are(swe) takes about 15-20 minutes. Plenty of time if u ask me..
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Feb 21 2005 6:04AM
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Mikael420
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laurens got a new name on ns... so do i!

i know youuu you know meeee, but who am i, just guess and seeeeeeeeeeeee
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Feb 21 2005 6:40AM
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davidh
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aspen mountain=12-15 mins
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Feb 21 2005 9:26AM
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d-loc
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do you loving skiing down the hill, not in my precense



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skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Feb 21 2005 9:28AM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
5 min to mid station, then 10 to the top sounds a lot more like the blackcomb gondola, whistlers takes forever, definetely more like 25-30 in total.







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Feb 21 2005 10:44AM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
I remember in the alps there was a chairlift that lasted like forever like 30-45 minutes.

you cant really do anything in 5-10 minutes other than get frustrated
Feb 21 2005 12:01PM
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A_Longley
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theres a gondola in murren which lasts like 25mins
Feb 21 2005 12:42PM
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strode
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just bring a vibrator and get in the singles line. it won't matter how long the lift ride is, plus you won't have to worry about finding a ''buddy'' to ride with.



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Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
Feb 21 2005 12:43PM
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hucker22
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i bet u could get it done in 5 if u jumped on the lift already naked, and started goin b4 u even started moving, with everybody in the line watchin you.
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Feb 21 2005 12:45PM
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Rez4frederick
Posts: 4740 - Karma: 40
dood, i cheked this girls profile and she could be a fake. Or else she really wants some cock, because her favorite things to do are sex, skiing , sex while skiing. What the fack???
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Feb 21 2005 12:50PM
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*cowboy*
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Jackson tram takes like 8-10 minutes... but good luck having sex with 60 other people in a REALLY tight box. heh

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Feb 21 2005 6:42PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
^i dunno, this chick sounds pretty freaky, maybe she'd get off on it with 60 people watching



-Strode



Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
Feb 21 2005 7:56PM
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TheWorst
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went i was in austria there was a gondola that took like half an hour to get to the topcause it was like 10000 feet i believe
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Feb 21 2005 8:19PM
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TannerBalls
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SILVER MTN IDAHO 20 minutes

eric-'yes i have sex with mts. ice and rock... ice and rock...'
tmorry-'spokane needs to smoke some moore crack'
taelor-'i mean all the nwft guys are pretty freaking hot.'
aj-'rich bytchez yuk!'


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Feb 21 2005 11:26PM
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skibrdingbitch
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ha how about the 3 chair rides and a bus, to go skiing in whistler in the summer takes like an hour or something

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'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
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Feb 21 2005 11:45PM
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skihillraod
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it is always fun to see what you can do to hold up the line and get your own gondi car with your lady. Ooops I dropped my pole, get all confused, act like your leg hurts and walk really really slow it is funny as shit, you even get other peoples skis on your gondi but they are forced into the one behind you, just so you can fuck and smoke.
The aussi empolyees hate and freak out on you which makes you laugh uncontrollably because you are so high and sexed up.


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Feb 21 2005 11:57PM
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SteezePatrol
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now all you need is the girl...

If it aint Gorilla it aint Steeze
Feb 22 2005 12:41AM
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skihillraod
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I don't need shit I got 2. One is your mom and the other is your mom.


Oakley impulse squared coat size L for sale Charcoal/Smoke color. PM me if you want. Brand NWT.
Feb 22 2005 12:48AM
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Static
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I've had sex in the Keystone gondala, and gotten head on the East River lift at Crested Butte. It's a little hard with ski boots and stuff, if I had to do it again I would probably just get all the way naked.





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Feb 22 2005 1:02AM
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xxSimsxx
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well... in that amount of time you could inflate a condom over your head:D.
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Feb 22 2005 2:32AM
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punk_rider
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llittle short to do things well
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Feb 22 2005 3:06AM
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Knox
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you are my all time favorote skier chick, no boubt
Feb 22 2005 10:23AM
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EastcoastAR5
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haha one day i will accomplish that goal
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HAHAHA YOU BITCHES MY DADS LAWYER, MICHAEL J KAUFMANN IS ALREDY INVESTIGATING LATS POSTS ON NS AND WILL TAKE LEGAL ACTION

APPARENTLY I CAN ALSO SUE NS for condoning harrassment AND SHUT THIS FUCKIN SITE DOWN! -ATLANTASKI
Feb 22 2005 12:59PM
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BLKOUT
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wouldn't it be sweet to be able to do both at the same time, get the best of both worlds
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Feb 22 2005 1:13PM
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R-Bertsch
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is laurens old name skibrdingbitch or something?
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Feb 22 2005 4:01PM
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dspin7x.
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no, different girl
Feb 22 2005 4:02PM
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skiicanda1
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uh that would be hard with ski boots and stuff. plus there is not enough time
Feb 22 2005 7:33PM
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samck89
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if you have a foot fetish the boots might get in the way
Feb 22 2005 7:34PM
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TheWorst
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jck, skipatrol has 2 moms?
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Feb 22 2005 9:20PM
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