Have you ever been over a decade late for something before? Cause that's quite an achievement. Some sort of prize is in order.
"Erm, well you know how in a fairy tale there's always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep, and then the guy starts kissing her? Well this is like that except you don't wake up in a castle, you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation."
"Next year, my Hebrew friend. Next year in Jerusalem"