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Nice, i just had my first threesome

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Sokiem
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
Only one of the girls were hot, the other only averagem but what can you do.
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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
Feb 18 2005 6:05AM
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Edorf
Posts: 252 - Karma: 66
neat.. how was it???


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Feb 18 2005 6:26AM
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Sokiem
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
Pretty damn good, although i wish one of them would have used a little less teeth.
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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
Feb 18 2005 6:28AM
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Edorf
Posts: 252 - Karma: 66
^neat.... i envy u.. i only got a blowjob from two at the same time.. but thats not a threesome is it
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Oh i will take pleasure in guttering you boy!!!!!!!!!!!!

'go right to fucken hell you dirty fucken anal carrot' laterails answer to punk_riders comment about masterbation.. Golden..
Feb 18 2005 6:51AM
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FLGators0621
Posts: 263 - Karma: 10
thats sweet. plan on doing it again with them?

If you rape a hooker, is it shoplifting?

Feb 18 2005 10:27AM
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Sokiem
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
Not sure, one has a boyfriend.
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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
Feb 18 2005 10:57AM
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R-Bertsch
Posts: 4719 - Karma: 20
the real question is, did you plug them in the butt
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Feb 18 2005 11:12AM
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Sokiem
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
I'm afraid i didn't, although one of the girls might have.
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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
Feb 18 2005 11:20AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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I don't even think I'd want to participate in a threesome, its so cliche. Besides that's a lot of pressure and work. I'm just too lazy.


We pay our debt sometimes.
Feb 18 2005 11:29AM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
¨word ones enough








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Feb 18 2005 11:46AM
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JZ
Posts: 577 - Karma: 15
so are you gonna shoot for four now?


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eh voila
Feb 18 2005 11:50AM
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skifiend
Posts: 2063 - Karma: 13
damn...I'm a bit jealous, I admit. one guy had 2 girls suck him off and the other had the full on. My question is, did the girls get it on with each other too? Like one is munch box, the other is blowing you, or you rail the one munching the box? I have to go to the bathroom now....now where are those tissues????

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Feb 18 2005 12:46PM
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PowderCanuck
Posts: 2626 - Karma: 10
Haha Ice-is-scary. I seen your icon and figured it was Lat and expected to read something perveted (typical stuff you know). When you said I wouldn't do that, I realised something was wrong. Heh
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Feb 18 2005 12:50PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
why would you see his icon and think he was lateralis?



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Feb 18 2005 12:55PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
beacuse its only the most recognisable icon here?
ice is scary, are you hiding in plain sight? clever...

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Feb 18 2005 1:01PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
i didnt see it change. i saw his old icon when i made that post. my bad.



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Feb 18 2005 1:02PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
i had one and it was the single most awesome day of my life.





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Feb 18 2005 1:07PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
nice, i got my first one this summer. they're fun aren't they.



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Feb 18 2005 1:33PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
I might have had one, but I can't remember. I was too drunk.


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I skι therefore I aм

Feb 18 2005 1:50PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
dammit so close once, but not yet. I was making out with two girls, and there was groping and shit, but it stopped there because someone else came in the room and they backed off.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

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Feb 18 2005 2:08PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
holy shit, i read ice is scary's post and thought it was lateralis and wondered why such a non-sexually explict post was there.
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free xbox?or an iPod?
Feb 18 2005 2:25PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
yea iceisscary is an idiot
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Feb 18 2005 3:35PM
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Ericpbp
Posts: 3161 - Karma: 24
Stop lying
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Feb 18 2005 4:49PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
One is enough.


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Feb 18 2005 5:55PM
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12ParkRat60
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 61
if you had a three some i had sex with ur mom and grandma
A hand jobs a mans job, yo jobs a blow job
Feb 18 2005 6:31PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
new icon time fuckers



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Feb 18 2005 6:32PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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yeah fag get your own


We pay our debt sometimes.
Feb 18 2005 6:41PM
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BxB
Posts: 809 - Karma: 38
did someone just say they wouldnt be in a threesome?!?!?!?!....with 2 girls.....

Woman are like rocks; Skip the flat ones.

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Feb 18 2005 6:52PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
i want one...my girl is bi too. SOON
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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

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im native *beats a drum*

-ontarioskiingsucks

and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer

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Feb 18 2005 6:56PM
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Gdawg3
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10
I think you mean your only threesome. Everyone gets one.


We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
Feb 18 2005 7:25PM
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dg101
Posts: 3216 - Karma: 10
drunken orgys.. this thread brings back memories of new years
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Feb 18 2005 7:40PM
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DrGonzo729
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 10
^^^ewww more than one guy = nasty, by i just had my first mean, you just had it like ten minutes before you posted it, 'Hold on ladies' ohhh ya guys, i just fucked two chicks, or like this week hehe
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Feb 18 2005 7:44PM
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dg101
Posts: 3216 - Karma: 10
nahh man i just wouldnt feel comfortable while another guys going at it beside me, all on one is the way to go
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Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Feb 18 2005 7:53PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
spike540 babe dream on!
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Feb 18 2005 8:40PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
pfffft...thats not what you said the other night
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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp



im native *beats a drum*

-ontarioskiingsucks

and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer

-EastCoastPride







TMC, JC, S3p
Feb 18 2005 8:43PM
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freeze_and_burn
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
pfft ill do it but if she touches u! shes gunna have a black eye! lol
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Feb 18 2005 8:46PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
uh...haha ok whatever. sorry guys.
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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp



im native *beats a drum*

-ontarioskiingsucks

and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer

-EastCoastPride







TMC, JC, S3p
Feb 18 2005 9:33PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6435 - Karma: 108
Pics?
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Feb 18 2005 9:40PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
^haha i was waiting for someone to say that
Feb 18 2005 10:27PM
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guddgulf17
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haha^
And get this, on the news the other day they did a big story about old people dropping dead from heat exhaustion. They urged my community to donate fans to keep them alive!! Tell you what, I'll donate my pubes to shove in their mouths, but I'll be damned if I donate anything electrical or useful. - random net person that i found on a site shown to me by apple

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Feb 18 2005 11:06PM
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Enthuzed
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 740
yeah, im used to it, yesterday i just had my first 12 sum when i get bored ill probably have a 20 sum or something.
i had something funny to say but i forgot it.



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Feb 19 2005 12:21AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
im telling you, you dont want pics, seeing josh like that will make you go blind.
Feb 19 2005 6:32AM
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t-man152
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so you got to not satisfy 2 girls instead of one. congrats.
Feb 19 2005 9:10AM
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nothanks
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picz>!>!>!>>!!


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Feb 19 2005 9:12AM
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.scott.
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 27
dude...no you didn't. this just reaks of bullshit.
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Feb 19 2005 10:28AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
behan is known to lie
Feb 19 2005 5:15PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
if it is true thats dope


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Liberty skis
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He's going to duct tape it to his leg and release it to fend off other male competitors, like a sword fish. -skiierman
Feb 20 2005 12:13AM
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jc_dunn
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 25
Well that really kicks ass. But if what you say is true, why don't you post some tips on how to get a threesome in the first place. Help all of us 14 year-olds out please.
Feb 20 2005 12:30AM
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jflo453
Posts: 1383 - Karma: 26
only a 14 year old would start a thread about his first threesome
Ski New Jersey
Feb 20 2005 1:20AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
^ I'm sure you just have three somes at will huh?

If it aint Gorilla it aint Steeze
Feb 20 2005 1:25AM
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dg101
Posts: 3216 - Karma: 10
to the 14 year old who wants tips, i have your answer... lots and lots of alcohol
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Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Feb 20 2005 2:37AM
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