watch out for mono!! last time that happened i had mono. and ewww my jazz teacher is sick. it's gross
************************************** triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha
im recovering from the flu
One day, a blonde takes her car into the repair shop because she says it's been acting weird lately. The repair man works on the car, and after a while he comes out and says 'Well, I've found your car's problem.' The blonde asks 'So what was wrong with it?' The repair man answers, 'Oh, nothing serious, just shit in the carborator.' The blonde says, 'Okay, how often do I have to do that?'
yea im so sick right now.
ive missed pretty much all my classes this week and i had a paper due on tuesday that i still havent finished because i am moving at snail speed right now
i hope my teacher will be in a good mood when i email it to her:(
I had mono once. it was the worst month and a half of my life. You feel completely lethargic. Its one of the worst diseases ever.
Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but in the end, it doesnt get you anywhere. Write that down.
I was really sick a few weeks ago and spent a few days in the hospital, then two weeks after that I screwed my knee up, but it's all good. My knee's getting better and i'll be good to ski again tommorow, so I have no complaints.
'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk