if you want to come all the way to philly to pick me up and back, id drop some money for u Turtle: Cmon guys get dates, it'll be like Prom! Eric: So I guess that means you won't have a date Turtle: Fuck you guys, I told you 10,000 fucking times, she had food poisoning!-Entourage HBO
Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.
Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma
Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.