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What is the most average thing you suck at

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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,940
Title says the idea.
Ill bump it off with opening doors. I consistently walk into those push ones cause im a racer.
Sep 20 2017 8:02PM
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SkiaNZ
Posts: 125 - Karma: 301
Navigating buildings without bumping into random bits of furniture
Sep 21 2017 12:27AM
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BeefiestExpert
Posts: 2804 - Karma: 3,275
Trying to keep my shoes clean
Sep 21 2017 12:34AM
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jca
Posts: 4162 - Karma: 6,261
folding fitted bed sheets
Sep 21 2017 1:02AM
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Slush
Posts: 1905 - Karma: 12,901
being social

if someone told me I couldn't say a single word all day it wouldn't be that hard
Sep 21 2017 1:18AM
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SkierPT
Posts: 2176 - Karma: 4,720
billiards
Sep 21 2017 9:22AM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,342
I went bowling last night and I guttered every other ball. My friends thought I was joking.. I wasnt.
Sep 21 2017 11:11AM
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 2328 - Karma: 7,881
having a life
Sep 21 2017 11:21AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,432
Putting together the prebuilt furniture. I'm good at building stuff, but figuring out if I'm holding an L2 bolt or a D6 Bolt to finish section A10 makes me want to drive into a tree.
Sep 21 2017 12:06PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7494 - Karma: 50,825
Getting a girlfriend
Sep 21 2017 12:28PM
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Macthelumberjack
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Life
Sep 21 2017 11:12PM
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jaimegilfish
Posts: 384 - Karma: 278
Sweeping

Saving money
Sep 22 2017 5:22AM
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Randy_Quench
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So far in this thread you are doing well
Sep 22 2017 9:47AM
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skierman
Posts: 8064 - Karma: 4,801
I pretty much kill it at everything.
Sep 22 2017 11:13AM
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TheSmokinL
Posts: 496 - Karma: 1,613
Making a phone call and not messing up at least 2 numbers on accident
Sep 22 2017 11:33AM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
standing up.


9/10 i do it too fast and i'm blind for a few seconds.
Sep 22 2017 1:12PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
Talking to women, school, cooking, just learned how to make grilled cheese after 20 years on earth, still haven't figured out mac n cheese.


Also life in general.
Sep 22 2017 7:03PM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,374
icedTitle says the idea.
Ill bump it off with opening doors. I consistently walk into those push ones cause im a racer.

On my old bosses Instagram there’s a video of my not pulling a handle down far enough and I walk right into a door. And my glasses broke. He stole it from the security footage.
Sep 23 2017 2:49PM
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soup
Posts: 6320 - Karma: 4,261
Not spilling food on my shirts or hoodies. everything I own is immediately stained around food.
Sep 23 2017 10:06PM
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laws
Posts: 373 - Karma: 789
Taking off sweatshirts
Sep 24 2017 12:23AM
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Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
lawsTaking off sweatshirts


Always turns into a striptease
Sep 24 2017 7:05AM
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shredasaurus
Posts: 357 - Karma: 888
reading a paragraph
Sep 24 2017 7:33AM
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cheerio
Posts: 1032 - Karma: 3,413
Going to bed early
Sep 24 2017 11:02AM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3635 - Karma: 8,774
sliding into DM's
Sep 24 2017 4:10PM
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Klaus
Posts: 156 - Karma: 1,244
BeefiestExpertTrying to keep my shoes clean

I'll buy a new pair of shoes and they'll smell and look like shit after three days
Sep 28 2017 8:17PM
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profa_212
Posts: 8633 - Karma: 32,533
frickindarnOn my old bosses Instagram there’s a video of my not pulling a handle down far enough and I walk right into a door. And my glasses broke. He stole it from the security footage.


You can't say that and not post the video
Sep 29 2017 12:10PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 6,494
Talking to girls
Sep 29 2017 12:47PM
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JohnJonsz
Posts: 317 - Karma: 871
hadn't used condoms since 2012 and now that I'm single again I haven't quite figured out the fucking new wave etiquette
Sep 29 2017 12:53PM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
Remembering names
Leaving articulate voicemails
changing the batteries on my x box controller before it dies mid game
Sep 29 2017 2:36PM
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dadi
Posts: 448 - Karma: 968
holding any sort of rhythm

**This post was edited on Jul 23rd 2018 at 10:17:17pm
Sep 29 2017 2:48PM
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chacha33
Posts: 959 - Karma: 4,163
I cannot blind 2 out of this one fucking flat bar at my home mountain. Got the front 2 on lock, but that isnt the only trick
Sep 29 2017 3:02PM
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frickindarn
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Profahoben_212You can't say that and not post the video


https://instagram.com/p/BEEojocD4qb/

Turns out it was on my Instagram! Hit me with the follow I’ll probably follow you back hahah
Sep 29 2017 3:03PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
ending phone conversations
Sep 29 2017 6:12PM
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ElGato
Posts: 843 - Karma: 528
Getting pee pee only in places where pee pee should go.

**This post was edited on Sep 29th 2017 at 7:04:46pm
Sep 29 2017 7:01PM
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ilegales
Posts: 54 - Karma: 16
listening to music quietly
Sep 29 2017 7:12PM
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ilegales
Posts: 54 - Karma: 16
or maybe stamp collecting
lol
Sep 29 2017 7:12PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 6,494
CaptainObvious.ending phone conversations


Hahaha you people are funny
Sep 29 2017 7:50PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,432
Raz.standing up.


9/10 i do it too fast and i'm blind for a few seconds.


You could buy the little Oxygen bottles they sell in the stores
Sep 29 2017 8:01PM
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profa_212
Posts: 8633 - Karma: 32,533
Raz.standing up.


9/10 i do it too fast and i'm blind for a few seconds.


10 year old profahoben....dad yells at you to come up stairs from top of stairs....jump up off couch and start running....come around corner of stairs and regret immediately.....headrush and pass out rounding corner....fly headfirst through the wall and spend the rest of the day learning to fix headsized hole in wall while dad calls me a dumbass.
Sep 29 2017 8:07PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,432
Profahoben_21210 year old profahoben....dad yells at you to come up stairs from top of stairs....jump up off couch and start running....come around corner of stairs and regret immediately.....headrush and pass out rounding corner....fly headfirst through the wall and spend the rest of the day learning to fix headsized hole in wall while dad calls me a dumbass.


Patching drywalls a good skill to learn. Maybe not worth a concussion but whatevs.
Sep 29 2017 8:56PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10719 - Karma: 55,326
Walking straight without tripping over my feet.
Sep 29 2017 9:30PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,005
Flipping pancakes
Sep 29 2017 9:46PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
CaptainObvious.ending phone conversations


New boss called me earlier and at the end I was like "yup, have a good day, yup..bye"
Sep 29 2017 10:01PM
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ModMommy
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DaphFlipping pancakes


pancakes in general
Sep 29 2017 11:08PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,005
safarisampancakes in general


See I can make them from scratch and all that and they're super tasty I just can't flip them for shit so they're always really ugly haha
Sep 29 2017 11:10PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10719 - Karma: 55,326
DaphSee I can make them from scratch and all that and they're super tasty I just can't flip them for shit so they're always really ugly haha

Teach me. I can flip line, they just take like shit
Sep 30 2017 12:09AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
No matter how I try, I can't be fashionably late to anything. I'm always way ahead of time.
Sep 30 2017 5:40AM
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Daph
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safarisamTeach me. I can flip line, they just take like shit


We can pancake collab, I will make the batter and you flip haha
Sep 30 2017 8:50AM
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frickindarn
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DaphWe can pancake collab, I will make the batter and you flip haha

Dibs on eating them.
Sep 30 2017 9:37AM
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FunkMasterLex
Posts: 41 - Karma: 108
Jake Carneys dick
Sep 30 2017 8:29PM
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