ok so my mom is dating this super rich guy cause she's a golddigger and he has a daughter my age that skis.. i'm goin to stay at their place at Whiteface (if someone wants to ski, let me know) for 4 days..
problem is, i think she may be super mondo uber hot and maybe want my pre-pubescent balls.. if she is, would this be wrong to poohole fuck her inside out? cause i know my mom's relationship with bill gates is pretty serious so it would be kinda weird to mess around with your future sister
'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake
'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
do you want your mom to end up with this guy? cause if you don't like him and want to get rid of him, what better way than to fuck his daughter?
Otherwise, do it anyway and just don't let your parents find out.
hahahahaha this is like a real life Cruel Intentions! Is she Sara Michelle Gellar hot? Oh damn you should do it! You arent blood related. How old are you? Bang that shit now.
'girls are cruel and unusual, like pouring acid into a cat's ear' -NoTeefa
she ski's? is she on this site? also lanks told me a messed up story like that once... id recount it for you but id probaly get it all wrong. It was basicly these two kids start dating, then their parents met, and got married, i think. jole you should fill in the rest if you ever read this.
Like a virgin on promnight!
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bang her then u and your mom can compare your guys fucksto see if they have the same moves
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i always say go for it...but why do you automatically think she's gonna like you, especially if shes older. Well either way, post a pic and then we'll be aboe to tell lol
^what he said
/////////////////// Some say her voice is as beautiful as the sirens from ancient lore, those of us who arent tone deaf just say she sounds like a cat and a broomstick mating. -aggro_sk8 on ashlee simpson
some people call me the space cowboy some call me the gangster of love some people call me scooter kid (woaw waow)
true, i've never had sex, or sex in a gondola, but i will eventually... always been kinda a fantasy of mine was that your first time....yah know...seeing one? - aclsarescary (on a girl freaking about being flashed)
oh really? because i never typed it ever on NS. youre lying.
anyhow, yeah before i was dating my ex girlfriend, she met this dude and thought he was super hot, and was totally about to attempt to go out with him. then the dude's dad and her mom met, started going out, and then got married not too long after. needless to say she says it could have gotten a lot more awkward than it ended up being.
moral of the story...don't.
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joe, if she is seriously a skiier girl, like hardcore, all you have to do is show off a little in the park and you'll have her wrapped around your little finger... more like your dick actually... and it will show if shes really into skiing was that your first time....yah know...seeing one? - aclsarescary (on a girl freaking about being flashed)
dude if she's hot enough and you cant hold back go for it, but if your mom and her boyfriend get married it might get weird but meh who cares atleast you got laid
_______________________________________ -Live Fast And Ski Hard
-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G
she would be the step sister... and if your guys parents get married then you have a live in booty call was that your first time....yah know...seeing one? - aclsarescary (on a girl freaking about being flashed)