ok so my mom is dating this super rich guy cause she's a golddigger and he has a daughter my age that skis.. i'm goin to stay at their place at Whiteface (if someone wants to ski, let me know) for 4 days..
problem is, i think she may be super mondo uber hot and maybe want my pre-pubescent balls.. if she is, would this be wrong to poohole fuck her inside out? cause i know my mom's relationship with bill gates is pretty serious so it would be kinda weird to mess around with your future sister
'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake
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