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Slutty Confessions?

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doublecup
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lets hear them!

i'll kick it off

me and this girl wanted to have sex but we didn't have any condoms and she wouldnt have sex with me without one, so i went in my roommates bathroom and found a used condom in the garbage can and cleaned it out and put it on

i never told the girl about this
Feb 20 2017 8:20AM
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doublecup
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i'm sick on having to carry this thread

ok new topics,

sex injuries, getting caught masturbating, why dont you suck dick, first time anal, having sex with relatives, etc.
Feb 25 2017 3:12PM
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LiquorLanch
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doublecupi'm sick on having to carry this thread

ok new topics,

sex injuries, getting caught masturbating, why dont you suck dick, first time anal, having sex with relatives, etc.


fucked a fat chick on cinco de mayo a few years ago.

woke up and found out...
Feb 26 2017 2:32AM
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Sno.
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RedneckGravyfucked a fat chick on cinco de mayo a few years ago.

woke up and found out...


Somewhere she's posting a similar post about you.
Feb 26 2017 3:24AM
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doublecup
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alright i got another confession, it involves me getting blown and me getting my ass whooped

so im naked laying on my back on this girls bed getting a blowjob, my hands are behind my head and im just enjoying every minute of it while she is doing her thing on my cock. and her parents are not in the house

her bedroom was faced in the front of the house so we could see if her parents drove into the drive way

for some reason her dad came into work, and she is still sucking my dick, i had not finished yet and i wanted to cum\

so she said "what should we do" and I said " just finish it up quick"

less that a minute later while cumming in her mouth her dad walks in the door, he is shocked , im naked, she has my load coming out of her mouth, and he just runs at me and starts throwing punches at me

i run outside naked, jump in my car, and dip out
Mar 1 2017 9:46AM
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.Hugo.
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doublecupalright i got another confession, it involves me getting blown and me getting my ass whooped

so im naked laying on my back on this girls bed getting a blowjob, my hands are behind my head and im just enjoying every minute of it while she is doing her thing on my cock. and her parents are not in the house

her bedroom was faced in the front of the house so we could see if her parents drove into the drive way

for some reason her dad came into work, and she is still sucking my dick, i had not finished yet and i wanted to cum\

so she said "what should we do" and I said " just finish it up quick"

less that a minute later while cumming in her mouth her dad walks in the door, he is shocked , im naked, she has my load coming out of her mouth, and he just runs at me and starts throwing punches at me

i run outside naked, jump in my car, and dip out


You should write erotic novels
Mar 1 2017 3:38PM
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Deepskier
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doublecupalright i got another confession, it involves me getting blown and me getting my ass whooped

so im naked laying on my back on this girls bed getting a blowjob, my hands are behind my head and im just enjoying every minute of it while she is doing her thing on my cock. and her parents are not in the house

her bedroom was faced in the front of the house so we could see if her parents drove into the drive way

for some reason her dad came into work, and she is still sucking my dick, i had not finished yet and i wanted to cum\

so she said "what should we do" and I said " just finish it up quick"

less that a minute later while cumming in her mouth her dad walks in the door, he is shocked , im naked, she has my load coming out of her mouth, and he just runs at me and starts throwing punches at me

i run outside naked, jump in my car, and dip out


You should write up some friends to go with those made up stories.
Mar 1 2017 8:19PM
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doublecup
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DeepskierYou should write up some friends to go with those made up stories.


Again I don't speak in fiction

This confession is definitely a non fiction slutty confession
Mar 1 2017 9:08PM
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LiquorLanch
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Sno.Somewhere she's posting a similar post about you.


She's the kind of shitbag that makes moves after you black out. She did it to a few other people I know...
Mar 1 2017 11:28PM
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Twinjibber77
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doublecupi run outside naked, jump in my car, and dip out


I'm having trouble believing you're old enough to drive.
Mar 2 2017 12:25AM
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doublecup
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Twinjibber77I'm having trouble believing you're old enough to drive.


I wasn't at the time, I used a car that a friend let me borrow when I needed it
Mar 2 2017 3:21AM
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McNoche
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doublecupI wasn't at the time, I used a car that a friend let me borrow when I needed it


You are such a liar. Typical beaner. Lying to fit in.
Mar 2 2017 8:55AM
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doublecup
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McNocheYou are such a liar. Typical beaner. Lying to fit in.


Tu lengua en mi culo
Mar 2 2017 10:54AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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CaptainObvious.This story sounds more forced than when you tell your mom you have friends


This story sounds more forced than the sex that led to your birth.
Mar 3 2017 9:55AM
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doublecup
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Charlie_KellyThis story sounds more forced than the sex that led to your birth.


i gotta another one about me vs a stinky pussy


Ok this girl had the stinkiest vagina ever, i basically had to run for my life. I had no fucking clue what her deal was but went for doggie and it was like getting punched in the face, the smell was horrific. I leaned back and turned my head to avoid it. It was distracting and I couldn't nut. I flipped her on her back but the smell remained, though dampened. I got her on top of me and she finally got a good whiff of her aura and blamed the smell on me.

we started to argue and then she got violent with me, she said I WAS THE ONE THAT SMELT

and that was not true, it was her stinky pussy that was the problem
Mar 3 2017 10:03AM
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doublecup
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ok so i was at the bar yesterday with some friends and we start talking with this chick that was smoking HOT, like a total fucking dime

the girl was at the bar with her dad and her dad was piss drunk, so we start talking this chick up and asking her where she is from and stuff, we were just curious if she was local, or like visiting the city

so we keep asking her where she is from and she would say, suddenly her drunk ass dad pulls out his COCK and points at his DICK AND SAYS "THIS IS WHERE SHE IS FROM, THIS IS WHERE MY DAUGHTER IS FROM!"
Mar 30 2017 12:05PM
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bait
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doublecupok so i was at the bar yesterday with some friends and we start talking with this chick that was smoking HOT, like a total fucking dime

the girl was at the bar with her dad and her dad was piss drunk, so we start talking this chick up and asking her where she is from and stuff, we were just curious if she was local, or like visiting the city

so we keep asking her where she is from and she would say, suddenly her drunk ass dad pulls out his COCK and points at his DICK AND SAYS "THIS IS WHERE SHE IS FROM, THIS IS WHERE MY DAUGHTER IS FROM!"


Then you dropped down on your knees
Mar 30 2017 12:12PM
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doublecup
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baitThen you dropped down on your knees


actually the girl did
Mar 30 2017 12:21PM
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Mingg
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doublecupi'm sick on having to carry this thread

ok new topics,

sex injuries, getting caught masturbating, why dont you suck dick, first time anal, having sex with relatives, etc.


Back in high school my boyfriend wanted to do anal and I reluctantly agreed one day. No lube, no nothing. That shit hurt sooooo bad that I I passed out from the pain/shock. I fell over from being unconscious, obvious, and got a concussion.
Apr 1 2017 12:24PM
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doublecup
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MinggBack in high school my boyfriend wanted to do anal and I reluctantly agreed one day. No lube, no nothing. That shit hurt sooooo bad that I I passed out from the pain/shock. I fell over from being unconscious, obvious, and got a concussion.


sex sent you to the ER

have you done tried anal since?
Apr 1 2017 12:37PM
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robbinJAHood
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MinggBack in high school my boyfriend wanted to do anal and I reluctantly agreed one day. No lube, no nothing. That shit hurt sooooo bad that I I passed out from the pain/shock. I fell over from being unconscious, obvious, and got a concussion.


That's my worst nightmare!!!!!!!! I've been too scared about it lol
Apr 1 2017 10:42PM
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doublecup
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robbinJAHoodThat's my worst nightmare!!!!!!!! I've been too scared about it lol


I don't know what kind of fucked up ppl u guys are banging, but you need to warm up the butthole b4 anal. Start small, have a guy eat your asshole out mixed with a little finger play. Basically what are trying to do is relax the butthole. Then bust out the lube and SLOWLY get fingered and if you are comfortable taking 2 fingers up the ass,THEN try anal
Apr 2 2017 2:40AM
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GrapeHunter
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MinggBack in high school my boyfriend wanted to do anal and I reluctantly agreed one day. No lube, no nothing. That shit hurt sooooo bad that I I passed out from the pain/shock. I fell over from being unconscious, obvious, and got a concussion.


lmao what'd your boyfriend do then
Apr 2 2017 8:07PM
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.Hugo.
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GrantLewisIsDNTMlmao what'd your boyfriend do then


Kept going
Apr 2 2017 9:04PM
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kim_jong_ill
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MinggBack in high school my boyfriend wanted to do anal and I reluctantly agreed one day. No lube, no nothing. That shit hurt sooooo bad that I I passed out from the pain/shock. I fell over from being unconscious, obvious, and got a concussion.


I remember this story
Apr 3 2017 2:12AM
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doublecup
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MinggBack in high school my boyfriend wanted to do anal and I reluctantly agreed one day. No lube, no nothing. That shit hurt sooooo bad that I I passed out from the pain/shock. I fell over from being unconscious, obvious, and got a concussion.


i'm not trying to be a father figure here or anything, although you probably need one. but what the fuck is wrong with you that you were having anal sex in high school? was your pussy that broken and beat up that you trying to use your asshole as a "spare tire"? girls that have anal sex in high school are generally very broken individuals
Apr 3 2017 7:38AM
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CaptainObvious.
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doublecupi'm not trying to be a father figure here or anything, although you probably need one. but what the fuck is wrong with you that you were having anal sex in high school? was your pussy that broken and beat up that you trying to use your asshole as a "spare tire"? girls that have anal sex in high school are generally very broken individuals


guys in middle school who lie on ski websites' message boards tend to be very pathetic individuals
Apr 3 2017 5:56PM
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Mingg
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doublecupi'm not trying to be a father figure here or anything, although you probably need one. but what the fuck is wrong with you that you were having anal sex in high school? was your pussy that broken and beat up that you trying to use your asshole as a "spare tire"? girls that have anal sex in high school are generally very broken individuals


I don't know ask ur dad
Apr 3 2017 7:08PM
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FrenchFry
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doublecupi'm not trying to be a father figure here or anything, although you probably need one. but what the fuck is wrong with you that you were having anal sex in high school? was your pussy that broken and beat up that you trying to use your asshole as a "spare tire"? girls that have anal sex in high school are generally very broken individuals


you are a jackass.
Apr 3 2017 11:00PM
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J_Steez
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FrenchFryyou are a jackass.


just when we all thought that you couldn't be more of a douche
Apr 4 2017 10:58AM
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weedoo
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doublecupi'm not trying to be a father figure here or anything, although you probably need one. but what the fuck is wrong with you that you were having anal sex in high school? was your pussy that broken and beat up that you trying to use your asshole as a "spare tire"? girls that have anal sex in high school are generally very broken individuals


MinggI don't know ask ur dad


Mingg, on behalf of doublecup, I apologize for this comment.
Apr 4 2017 11:14AM
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doublecup
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weedooMingg, on behalf of doublecup, I apologize for this comment.


what the fuck is there to apologize for?

girls today love to hop from cock to cock so by the time that they turn 18, their pussy is blown out to smithereens. so the thinking of girls today is "i'll just use my asshole, my asshole is nice and tight". like it is a spare tire or something. these teens today are having so much anal sex that their assholes are so blown out that they are shitting on the street like a horse
Apr 4 2017 11:42AM
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jellomellow
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doublecupwhat the fuck is there to apologize for?

girls today love to hop from cock to cock so by the time that they turn 18, their pussy is blown out to smithereens. so the thinking of girls today is "i'll just use my asshole, my asshole is nice and tight". like it is a spare tire or something. these teens today are having so much anal sex that their assholes are so blown out that they are shitting on the street like a horse


Maybe she wanted to try it out? Just because she did it doesn't mean that she's broken she just wanted to try something else. You're just being a cactus dick.
Apr 4 2017 1:35PM
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.CJ.
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doublecupwhat the fuck is there to apologize for?

girls today love to hop from cock to cock so by the time that they turn 18, their pussy is blown out to smithereens. so the thinking of girls today is "i'll just use my asshole, my asshole is nice and tight". like it is a spare tire or something. these teens today are having so much anal sex that their assholes are so blown out that they are shitting on the street like a horse


You asked for slutty confessions, she gave a slutty confession. Who the fuck shit in your cereal yesterday?
Apr 4 2017 2:31PM
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doublecup
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doublecupok i got another confession

i was having sex with this Puerto Rican chick and it was during the summer on a very hot day (like 90F) and her house had no air conditioning.

we were in her room and it was hot af, so we opened a window and turning on this big box fan that she had.

we were having sex and the box fan was literally right behind me blowing air at us bcuz it was so hot in the room

ok so we start doing anal in the doggy style position and i am standing up and there is a box fan behind me blowing air at us. as im fucking her doggy style i feel a turd inside her coming on so i quickly pull out and suddenly a small turd flies out of her ass, i dodge the turd from hitting me, but it flies right into the box fan behind me

once the turd hits the fan, we get sprayed with the shit, and there is shit literally sprayed all over both of us


Bump
Apr 4 2017 5:49PM
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J_Steez
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J_Steezjust when we all thought that you couldn't be more of a douche


fuck i totally responded to the wrong comment... meant to respond to OP
Apr 4 2017 5:58PM
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weedoo
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J_Steezfuck i totally responded to the wrong comment... meant to respond to OP


It happens
Apr 5 2017 2:11AM
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doublecup
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i found a G-string in my mothers laundry today
Apr 5 2017 11:05AM
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J_Steez
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doublecupi found a G-string in my mothers laundry today


u need a break from the internet
Apr 5 2017 12:41PM
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Mingg
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doublecupi found a G-string in my mothers laundry today


Damn, your mom is such a whore. Sounds like she needs a father figure in her life.
Apr 5 2017 1:09PM
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Slush
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This thread is a real gem
Apr 5 2017 1:15PM
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crotchvent
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doublecupi found a G-string in my mothers laundry today


And now we have proof that he is 12
Apr 5 2017 1:20PM
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doublecup
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MinggDamn, your mom is such a whore. Sounds like she needs a father figure in her life.


my step father has a bad influence on my mother
Apr 5 2017 1:20PM
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jellomellow
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MinggDamn, your mom is such a whore. Sounds like she needs a father figure in her life.


oh snap
Apr 5 2017 3:11PM
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.FRY.
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one time i watched a video of doublecup on phub taking it up the ass. true story.
Apr 5 2017 6:44PM
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crotchvent
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.Fryone time i watched a video of doublecup on phub taking it up the ass. true story.

The FBI is going to get you for watching kiddy porn they take that seriously. Have fun sitting in a cell next to jared. Maybe he'll share some subway with you.
Apr 5 2017 7:50PM
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.Hugo.
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crotchventThe FBI is going to get you for watching kiddy porn they take that seriously. Have fun sitting in a cell next to jared. Maybe he'll share some subway with you.


You had a chance for a great joke there and you blew it
Apr 5 2017 8:09PM
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crotchvent
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crotchventThe FBI is going to get you for watching kiddy porn they take that seriously. Have fun sitting in a cell next to jared. Maybe he'll share some subway with you.

Oh shit i just realized that. It's been too long of a day.
Apr 5 2017 8:10PM
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crotchvent
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crotchventOh shit i just realized that. It's been too long of a day.

Damn the quote button being in the bottom in the app.
Apr 5 2017 8:11PM
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Da.Vinci
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doublecupi'm sick on having to carry this thread

ok new topics,

sex injuries, getting caught masturbating, why dont you suck dick, first time anal, having sex with relatives, etc.


can i eat your ass?
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