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erica
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We put together some of these a few years ago in this article.

Time for round two? I think yes!

One idea I had-

Revision Skis
No Refunds



Feb 17 2017 12:52PM
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snowfinder
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Feb 17 2017 1:09PM
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erica
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 24,068
snowfinder


ZING
Feb 17 2017 1:11PM
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Shoey-Ski
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 6,190
ericaWe put together some of these a few years ago in this article.

Time for round two? I think yes!

One idea I had-

Revision Skis
No Refunds





Jiberish
"we hired revision as our distribution company"
Feb 17 2017 2:25PM
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fredyferl
Posts: 2905 - Karma: 14,398
Nordica : You almost thought we cared about freeskiing
Feb 17 2017 6:09PM
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hot.pocket
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FredyFerlNordica : You almost thought we cared about freeskiing


This made me chuckle.
Feb 17 2017 6:57PM
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Session
Posts: 5316 - Karma: 21,355
FredyFerlNordica : You almost thought we cared about freeskiing



Should be more like, Nordica: We decided to cater to the people that actually have money.
Feb 17 2017 8:36PM
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fredyferl
Posts: 2905 - Karma: 14,398
SessionShould be more like, Nordica: We decided to cater to the people that actually have money.

or Nordica: We thought there was money in freeskiing
Feb 17 2017 9:19PM
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tomatonater
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Line Skis

Who the fuck needs topsheets!?!
Feb 18 2017 7:46AM
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jford21
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tomatonaterLine Skis

Who the fuck needs topsheets!?!


roasted lol
Feb 18 2017 5:47PM
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Cole9
Posts: 339 - Karma: 741
Revision skis: fucking you over for years to come
Feb 18 2017 8:21PM
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clorox
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Char poles: Trust us, we exist.
Feb 19 2017 10:41PM
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GayWolf420
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Bogner: lol ur broke as fuck and cant afford this stuff
Feb 20 2017 1:00AM
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the.north.skier
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Fischer: are we still in business?
Feb 20 2017 1:11AM
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the.north.skier
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Saga: the 12 year olds love us
Feb 20 2017 1:14AM
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Laurent.
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Feb 20 2017 3:27AM
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M.M
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ON3P - our skis have always been the best but now our team is too.
Feb 20 2017 7:10PM
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PowPirate
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M.MON3P - our skis have always been the best but now our team is too.


dude thats pretty cringe
Feb 20 2017 7:13PM
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RousedWits
Posts: 387 - Karma: 893
Feb 22 2017 5:43PM
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JakeBarrett
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Salomon Skis- Yeah, you're probably gonna break em.
Atomic- Keeping riders doing trip 10s since 2015
Feb 22 2017 8:02PM
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jambalaya
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ON3P - We actually like our athletes

Line - It's fun if we do it!

Surface - We miss Khai

Lib Tech - But we have Travis Rice though!

Salomon - Can you believe sponsoring that one British guy paid off? (no disrespect to Woodsy. He's the man)

Armada - B&E - 'nough said

Atomic - Jossi

k2 - Fuck you, we supported half of Stept...AND PEP


That's all I can think of
Feb 22 2017 8:52PM
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SofaKingSick
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jambalayak2 - Fuck you, we supported half of Stept...AND PEP


Haha you had some good ones
Feb 22 2017 9:17PM
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AveragePete
Posts: 249 - Karma: 537
jambalayaSurface - We miss Khai


Ha
Feb 22 2017 11:04PM
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carretta
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FredyFerlNordica : You almost thought we cared about freeskiing


most accurate thing i have ever read
Feb 23 2017 2:23PM
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SammyDubz
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RousedWits


I don't really think you understand this thread lol
Feb 23 2017 2:30PM
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SofaKingSick
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SammyDubzI don't really think you understand this thread lol


idk about that but yeah i wasnt aware of that stereotype
Feb 23 2017 2:35PM
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CaptainSlow
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Hestra: Just buy em, we make good shit
Feb 23 2017 2:45PM
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skiznuts
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Windells - The only place where you won't get made fun of for wearing a wizard hood.
Feb 23 2017 5:53PM
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skiznuts
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WCS - Wait what were we talking about?
Feb 23 2017 5:53PM
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Ghost_BLandzV2
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Batalla Skis - We are currently experiencing web technical difficulties. Please check back later
Feb 23 2017 6:43PM
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RousedWits
Posts: 387 - Karma: 893
SammyDubzI don't really think you understand this thread lol


Fixed:


Hang Loose bro
Feb 23 2017 6:49PM
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SammyDubz
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RousedWitsFixed:


Hang Loose bro


what the fuck are you talking about
Feb 23 2017 6:50PM
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lukam_8
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Scott- We used to have Tom Wallisch
Mar 8 2017 2:11PM
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BonusNo413
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lukam_8Scott- We used to have Tom Wallisch


Perfect
Mar 8 2017 2:16PM
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gbola
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snowfinder


post on here

https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/847741/Revision-Messed-Up
Mar 8 2017 2:17PM
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gbola
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someone please do inspired media
Mar 8 2017 2:22PM
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lukam_8
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Inspired Media - Dreds or get out
Mar 8 2017 2:27PM
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CarsonDaSkier
Posts: 146 - Karma: 1,403
vishnu- we're to rare for you

boone- are we still a joke
Mar 8 2017 2:34PM
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.zoidberg
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HG skis- one size fits all
Mar 8 2017 3:25PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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ruroc: we swear we are a cool brand.
Mar 8 2017 3:31PM
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gbola
Posts: 266 - Karma: 737
Prosteous Snow - looking to get sponsored?
Mar 8 2017 4:18PM
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lukam_8
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G-BolaProsteous Snow - looking to get sponsored?


Lol they just followed me on insta...
Mar 8 2017 5:34PM
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Park_Ranger
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Stept

We got hurt
Mar 8 2017 5:41PM
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NoImNotaBoarder
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snowfinder


Revision: Pay $500 for the privilege of being on our mailing list.
Mar 8 2017 5:53PM
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Park_Ranger
Posts: 3825 - Karma: 8,634
Level 1

Pay for your own shit
Mar 8 2017 6:04PM
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1210020121
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Vishnu: People like you everywhere you go and think you are good.
Mar 8 2017 6:37PM
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