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CHORIZOEat a loaf of bread everyday instead of lunch
JAHpowYou'll be learning about 9/11 as an event that happened before you were born. Wow, I feel old.
.Hugo.Fuck that. Youre not old because that would mean im old
THEDIRTYBUBBLEAdvice for Freshman: On the first day of school, walk up to the biggest guy on the football team and punch him in the face. Assert your dominance over the upperclassmen.
Also talk about weed. A lot. Talk about how much you smoke.
Interrupt the teacher frequently to make jokes. It doesn't matter if no one laughs at them.
Swandog7Real talk: Try freshman year, I wish i tried more, could have lifted my GPA a lot.
THEDIRTYBUBBLELol fuckin nerd
Doc.Stompbreakdance in the canteen to show you got hobbies
SV.lukastaylorliterally all you have to do is where one of those minecraft creeper hoodies and the bitches will start lining up. also huge DC shoes wouldnt hurt either.
worked for me
ben_collinsActually some girls do like that now and that's fucked up
Turd.Fergusoncall it "the canteen"
Doc.Stompnot everywhere is america mate