THEDIRTYBUBBLEMy boss buys low-grade Maxwell House. He refuses to get any other brand. It tastes like dirty water and I can smell it's unbearable stench in my piss 15 minutes later
Yo real talk, the worst cup of coffee I've ever had was about a year ago, I was stayin at this house near 7 seasons, and the night before I had some kinky, bondage, strap on sex with this chick; she said it was the ride of her life so as a thank you she made some French toast, bacon, eggs and grapefruit juice. Then she brewed me this cup of caribou blend coffee and to be honest it smelt and tasted like a dogs ass. I don't know what it is but your mom needs to check the water in your house man.