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What did you name your junk?

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NewEscuelers
Posts: 1210 - Karma: 10,958
Everyone out there has or should come up with a name for their genitals.

For instance, my schlong is Forrest Gump, right nut is Benjamin Buford Blue, and my left nut is Lieutenant Dan






And yes, this is what summer NS is coming to
Jun 1 2016 10:26PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7492 - Karma: 50,771
Tallywhacker- Mr. Blonde (Cause its a crazed pussy killa)

Nutsack- Marvin Nash (Cause I have a big scar on it)

Butthole- Mr. Pink (Not because I have a pink b-hole, but because it kinda looks like Steve Buscemi)
Jun 1 2016 10:40PM
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Dddsz
Posts: 3042 - Karma: 7,328
High pressure vein cane
Jun 1 2016 11:29PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
jerry and the swingers
Jun 1 2016 11:45PM
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theabortionator
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ohpeesux
Jun 2 2016 12:27AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,466
You used 2 handicaps as names... ops wee wee doesnt work lololol
Jun 2 2016 7:59AM
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powderdrunkie
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girthquake
Jun 2 2016 11:43AM
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whiteboi
Posts: 477 - Karma: 1,228
started calling mine Todd from an early age of 3... Not even shitting you
Jun 2 2016 5:22PM
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NewEscuelers
Posts: 1210 - Karma: 10,958
.Hugo.You used 2 handicaps as names... ops wee wee doesnt work lololol


You you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I can finish like the wind blows
Jun 2 2016 5:43PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51260 - Karma: 157,382
whiteboistarted calling mine Todd from an early age of 3... Not even shitting you


I didn't want to get her pregnant, but Todd had other plans that night...
Jun 2 2016 7:59PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061
Little Dennis
Jun 2 2016 8:58PM
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McNoche
Posts: 1731 - Karma: 3,661
Named my dong S.J.W. I beat him constantly.
Jun 2 2016 9:10PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
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Daryl
Jun 2 2016 10:08PM
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snowmosexual
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Mr. Mojo
Jun 3 2016 11:19PM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
McNocheNamed my dong S.J.W. I beat him constantly.


Why does it not surprise me you jack off way too much...
Jun 4 2016 12:04AM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3703 - Karma: 7,375
McNocheNamed my dong S.J.W. I beat him constantly.


domestic abuse isn't a joke
Jun 4 2016 12:13AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36673 - Karma: 110,507
embarrassing.
Jun 4 2016 12:55AM
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Swandog7
Posts: 4955 - Karma: 9,019
My asshole: Ho Lee Shit
My dong: Little Timmy
Ballsack: saggy tits
Jun 5 2016 4:31PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
DeebieSkeebiesembarrassing.




Same, except mines named that because mine makes others feel embarassed. RekT
Jun 5 2016 4:49PM
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mike759
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Richard
Jun 5 2016 5:45PM
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ghosthop
Posts: 631 - Karma: 1,027
True story:

I once told a girl my junk was named John Cusack to get laid. It worked.




Jun 5 2016 10:45PM
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Pigeon.
Posts: 2366 - Karma: 3,977
chester (the molester) ferdinand

my friend named her vaj jasmine so theres that too
Jun 7 2016 10:23AM
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Bushdid9_11
Posts: 535 - Karma: 2,208
The ultralight beam
Jun 27 2016 10:11PM
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