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Who the fuck actually likes boxes?

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270on420out
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Aside from beginners that is. Im talking boxes wider than half a foot. Who the fuck slides a box and thinks to themselves afterwards "Gee what a quality feature". You know what's better than the best box? Any rail. Boxes suck and mountains that overuse them (cough cough Bristol) should feel bad.

OK I'm done ranting. Carry on
May 18 2016 12:42AM
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.squirrely.
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Turned into a let me talk about how good at skiing I am because I do k feds on rails and am so much better than the rest of you who hit boxes thread
May 18 2016 9:19PM
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joeykraft
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very surprised by the lack of "your moms box" jokes, c'mon ns
May 18 2016 10:05PM
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Ski_The_East.
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Mr.BishopI mean that is a pretty important part of terrain parks, no? When there's nothing for beginners nobody can learn to enjoy the park.

I realized the importance of boxes when my 5 year old was wanting to go through the park this winter. Without those super shitty boxes, he wouldn't have even been able to come close to trying out a park feature.


When you remember Doug has a kid and that there is no way in Hell your future child will grow up to be anything as gnarly.
May 18 2016 11:35PM
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John18_6
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You'll only catch me sliding on a box on my hip. I get scared when my feet are underneath me on them.
May 19 2016 12:16AM
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Deepskier
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Lol they are fun to just spin on and see how many surfaces you can get
May 19 2016 12:17AM
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Kevski
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You basically nulled your entire argument in the first three words.
You don't hear pros saying "I have more fun on 50 foot tables so the park should invest all their money on a line of 50 footers, fuck all the smaller jumps" because it's obvious that less skilled riders deserve park features as much as anyone else. There are more beginners than people who can confidently shred rails, so resorts build lots of boxes.
I suggest you embrace that you're part of an elite minority in the park and quit bitching.


I also can't help but read every post in this thread as an innuendo and it makes it real funny.
May 19 2016 12:22AM
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JuliusJ
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There have been times I face planted right into boxes, but I wasn't mad about it.
May 19 2016 12:54AM
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dylhole
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Mr.BishopI mean that is a pretty important part of terrain parks, no? When there's nothing for beginners nobody can learn to enjoy the park.

I realized the importance of boxes when my 5 year old was wanting to go through the park this winter. Without those super shitty boxes, he wouldn't have even been able to come close to trying out a park feature.


You learned how to ski park before boxes were a real part of the terrain park, no? I miss the good ol' days when everything was super sketchy and mostly unsafe. The few days I ski park nowadays all i want to do is hit big jumps. I think I'm about the only person at PC that misses those dangerous, painful, massive stepdowns that put you 30 feet in the air right off the lip.
May 19 2016 1:29AM
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John18_6
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dylholeI think I'm about the only person at PC that misses those dangerous, painful, massive stepdowns that put you 30 feet in the air right off the lip.


As twisted as it sounds I wish that one mountain would have just one park straight out of the ratchet park era. No rails less than 6 feet tall are allowed. Transitions of all types must be abrasive. It would be fun so see if people could adapt.
May 19 2016 1:35AM
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Hoodliving
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LiteratureA quality box is always a good feature, especially if it's nice to nosepress.


HeathRWho doesn't like to nosepress a nice box?


Back from my boarding days have a pair of Rome gloves theres a beaver on it giving a thumbs up in between two chicks legs with black leather boots on with the words "nosepress the fun box" pretty funny gloves actually.
May 19 2016 2:32AM
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dbchili
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There's just so many ways to screw up building a box compared to a rail that there's way more bad ones out there than good
May 19 2016 6:58AM
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Mr.Bishop
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dylholeYou learned how to ski park before boxes were a real part of the terrain park, no? I miss the good ol' days when everything was super sketchy and mostly unsafe. The few days I ski park nowadays all i want to do is hit big jumps. I think I'm about the only person at PC that misses those dangerous, painful, massive stepdowns that put you 30 feet in the air right off the lip.


I miss absolutely zero about those days.

I got into building parks for a while so I really started to realize how lazy it was to have things that dangerous. I mean sure it was cool when everything was fresh and new and raw... But In no way do I ever miss shitty parkS. :)
May 19 2016 7:12AM
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cdip
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THEDIRTYBUBBLEAside from beginners that is. Im talking boxes wider than half a foot. Who the fuck slides a box and thinks to themselves afterwards "Gee what a quality feature". You know what's better than the best box? Any rail. Boxes suck and mountains that overuse them (cough cough Bristol) should feel bad.

OK I'm done ranting. Carry on


I'd like to see you do a real nose press on a box, not just leaning forward.
May 19 2016 8:07AM
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GeorgiaJibber
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1 on 1 off. 1 on 3 off are my nigga tricks. Gang.
May 19 2016 9:50AM
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.Rybak.
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GeorgiaJibberGang.


Please lay on train tracks.
May 19 2016 10:18AM
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cdip
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cdipI'd like to see you do a real nose press on a box, not just leaning forward.


Quoted the wrong post, sorry OP. I agree with your thread completely.
May 19 2016 11:20AM
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Azapcon
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Boxes are good to see which one of your friends can spin the fastest on them
May 20 2016 8:25PM
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eastcoastjpw
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Im with u. I can slide 40 foot tubes, DFD rails, Flat Downs, Battle Ships, Steep Cannons, 2 on 2 off toothpick rails, but EVERY TIME i get on a box i have a near death experience. Both of my thumbs got broken on a butter box like wtf...
May 24 2016 10:06AM
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McNoche
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Back off Bro! I jibb the shit out of boxes. So fuck you
May 24 2016 1:24PM
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Dddsz
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McNocheBack off Bro! I jibb the shit out of boxes. So fuck you


Nice 50/50, guy.
May 24 2016 1:54PM
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T.L.
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Anything over 12" wide outside of a beginner/progression park is dumb. I'm down for some wide box combo features but just setting up a wide box in a medium or large park just for the sake of having a feature there is stupid. They invite lower level riders into territory they may not belong in yet.

Beside that fact, I think there's a huge correlation between the way we have to 'grip' the coping on wider boxes, and MCL injuries specifically.
May 24 2016 2:35PM
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dirtydarbs
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i like boxes


May 25 2016 1:36AM
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tcm.worldwide
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I think boxes are great for being creative with some different tricks, not sure why so much hate???
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFcmr1fmHSu/?taken-by=vincentgagnier&hl=en
May 25 2016 2:40AM
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elcornholio
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My mountain has like no boxes in their park. All rails and tubes. If you really need a feature for learning, find one of those fat propane tank tubes. Easiest way to learn all 8 by far (for me at least).
May 25 2016 9:13AM
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