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Official roast thread of newschoolers

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Rennis_Deynolds
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There's a lot of hate on this website and this thread is to call out people on their shit.

Rules:

Say someone you got a problem with and flame them

Or roast the person that posted above you

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May 17 2016 3:20PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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I'll start it off



Dennis_Reynolds is the type of kid who thinks he's really cool but actually gets made fun of really hard behind his back
May 17 2016 3:22PM
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Randy_Quench
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inb4 this is an official roast Dennis_Reynolds thread.
May 17 2016 3:27PM
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.lencon
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Well I hate conservatives, Dennis, and McNoche..
May 17 2016 3:29PM
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Rparr
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I think dennis and SJW should fight to the death over that icon, anybody else?
May 17 2016 3:39PM
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theBearJew
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RparrI think dennis and SJW should fight to the death over that icon, anybody else?


Thats not roasting anyone here. You think because your post count is in sequential order you can just come in and break the rules? Wtf man.
May 17 2016 3:42PM
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.lencon
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RparrI think dennis and SJW should fight to the death over that icon, anybody else?


I don't want to fight a 12 year old
May 17 2016 3:42PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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S.J.W.I don't want to fight a 12 year old


I dont want to fight somone with a physical and mental disability
May 17 2016 3:52PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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In reality I would probably win but Sjw would complain about how I "Cheated"


I say he comes to ontario and plays me in slvsh at mt st louis

Loser quits ns permanently
May 17 2016 3:55PM
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AGOF
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Dennis_ReynoldsIn reality I would probably win but Sjw would complain about how I "Cheated"


I say he comes to ontario and plays me in slvsh at mt st louis

Loser quits ns permanently


Everyone with that icon quits ns permanently? I'd be so down
May 17 2016 4:02PM
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.lencon
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Dennis_ReynoldsIn reality I would probably win but Sjw would complain about how I "Cheated"


I say he comes to ontario and plays me in slvsh at mt st louis

Loser quits ns permanently


Deal. Cork 7s are easy anyways..
May 17 2016 4:15PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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S.J.W.Deal. Cork 7s are easy anyways..


God damit lencon
May 17 2016 4:17PM
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Dddsz
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theBearJewThats not roasting anyone here. You think because your post count is in sequential order you can just come in and break the rules? Wtf man.


Dennis_ReynoldsGod damit lencon


Fuck you, Donowitz! You never got me my one hunnit natzi scalps!
May 17 2016 4:24PM
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Dddsz
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SconnieFuck you, Donowitz! You never got me my one hunnit natzi scalps!


I quoted Dennis Reynolds as well for added effect.
May 17 2016 4:25PM
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.Hugo.
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I like me a nice juicy pork roast
May 17 2016 4:44PM
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Shoey-Ski
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I used to hate Dennis because he only posts to get full tilts but I haven't seen him post it in a while and he seems pretty cool, so.. I got nothing to roast him on anymore, except his change of icon it's the same as other people which irritates the shit out of me
May 17 2016 9:10PM
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Huck_Fin
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Yo mingg needs to stop with the millions of Florida snapchats. Like wtf nobody cares.
May 17 2016 9:46PM
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McNoche
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Sjw is a dumb cunt who thinks he's so bro. But in reality he sucks men off and sucks at skiing. We all will be paying for that liberal piece of shit for our whole lives. Fuck you
May 17 2016 9:52PM
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McNoche
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Also fuck Ming and her snapchat
May 17 2016 9:53PM
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coolflash8
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SFB. kid is a negative fuck
May 17 2016 10:13PM
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McNoche
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S.J.W.Deal. Cork 7s are easy anyways..


Dennis_ReynoldsGod damit lencon


Rekt
May 17 2016 10:20PM
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Mingg
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GnarologyYo mingg needs to stop with the millions of Florida snapchats. Like wtf nobody cares.


Then don't watch my story? I don't even know who you are haha. just delete me, seriously. I have family who couldn't come with us and it's an easy way to share everything with them. Just don't watch it, it's really simple lol.
May 17 2016 10:23PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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i like to put veggies in with my roast. i also make a wicked fucking gravy from the drippings.
May 17 2016 10:24PM
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Shoey-Ski
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MinggThen don't watch my story? I don't even know who you are haha. just delete me, seriously. I have family who couldn't come with us and it's an easy way to share everything with them. Just don't watch it, it's really simple lol.


AMEN!! I hate when people complain about my story. Like how hard can it be to swipe and skip me
May 17 2016 10:24PM
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Upsidedownbros
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Dennis_ReynoldsI'll start it off



Dennis_Reynolds is the type of kid who thinks he's really cool but actually gets made fun of really hard behind his back


You seem like the kind of guy who's scared to jerk off without a condom
May 17 2016 10:44PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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MinggThen don't watch my story? I don't even know who you are haha. just delete me, seriously. I have family who couldn't come with us and it's an easy way to share everything with them. Just don't watch it, it's really simple lol.


we have an 8 day snap streak
May 17 2016 11:07PM
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NewEscuelers
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I love how any thread that involved talking about NS members narrows itself down to Dennis, Noche, SJW and Ming so fast.
May 18 2016 9:22AM
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skierman
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NewEscuelersI love how any thread that involved talking about NS members narrows itself down to Dennis, Noche, SJW and Ming so fast.


That's because is the same circle jerk of children that probably snapchat each other late at night. Another horrible fucking thread. Well done.
May 18 2016 9:32AM
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theBearJew
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MinggThen don't watch my story? I don't even know who you are haha. just delete me, seriously. I have family who couldn't come with us and it's an easy way to share everything with them. Just don't watch it, it's really simple lol.


What are you doing in Florida? What part you in? I live here.
May 18 2016 10:04AM
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Slush
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skiermanThat's because is the same circle jerk of children that probably snapchat each other late at night. Another horrible fucking thread. Well done.


You can't make a thread for roasting people, it just happens
May 18 2016 10:13AM
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Mingg
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theBearJewWhat are you doing in Florida? What part you in? I live here.


I'm at my family's timeshare/condo thing in Disney!
May 18 2016 10:17AM
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.lencon
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The referenced post has been removed.


When and where?
May 18 2016 1:03PM
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ascent_studios
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skierman needs to fucking chill out and stop fucking being a dick in every thread

just saying
May 18 2016 1:33PM
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.Hugo.
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ben_collinsskierman needs to fucking chill out and stop fucking being a dick in every thread

just saying


Or you could just stop being a soft little pussy
May 18 2016 1:43PM
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TVRNTVPOOP
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S.J.W.When and where?


I'd pay to see this
May 18 2016 1:44PM
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.lencon
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mccrakken.I'd pay to see this


PayPal?
May 18 2016 3:10PM
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TVRNTVPOOP
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S.J.W.PayPal?

How much you want
May 18 2016 3:43PM
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Shoey-Ski
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mccrakken.How much you want


I'll take a dollar
May 18 2016 3:44PM
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.lencon
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mccrakken.How much you want


How much you got?
May 18 2016 3:53PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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The referenced post has been removed.


After I'm done destroying sjw You and me are playing slvsh
get those cork 7's ready
May 18 2016 4:24PM
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ascent_studios
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Dennis_ReynoldsAfter I'm done destroying sjw You and me are playing slvsh
get those cork 7's ready


get ready to be buttfucked lol
May 18 2016 5:19PM
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User1
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Skierman hasn't been funny since 2010
May 18 2016 5:27PM
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Shoey-Ski
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User1Skierman hasn't been funny since 2010


Yes!
May 18 2016 6:30PM
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skierman
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User1Skierman hasn't been funny since 2010


"Member Since March 25th 2014"
May 18 2016 7:46PM
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McNoche
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skierman"Member Since March 25th 2014"


You are kind of a bitch
May 18 2016 7:50PM
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User1
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skierman"Member Since March 25th 2014"


I can still see your posts in old threads, don't be dense
May 18 2016 10:51PM
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S.J.W
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Dennis_ReynoldsI say he comes to ontario and plays me in slvsh at mt st louis

Loser quits ns permanently


Fuck moving back to Ontario. That place is a frozen wasteland with nothing fun to do. Shit skiing, shit snow, just shit everything. Legit wanted to kill myself when I lived there. Enjoy living there for the rest of your life
May 19 2016 1:33AM
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McNoche
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S.J.WFuck moving back to Ontario. That place is a frozen wasteland with nothing fun to do. Shit skiing, shit snow, just shit everything. Legit wanted to kill myself when I lived there. Enjoy living there for the rest of your life


Too bad you weren't forced to live there a little longer
May 19 2016 1:36AM
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S.J.W
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McNocheToo bad you weren't forced to live there a little longer


wow dude, on the current page there's a thread about how an NS's member killed himself, and now you wish I lived in Canada longer so I killed myself? That's a new low
May 19 2016 1:43AM
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