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MF_GOON
Posts: 179 - Karma: 1,331
everytime you go somewhere new, you look for an urban feature.
May 1 2016 9:41PM
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freewillie
Posts: 429 - Karma: 3,321
Sam_Califfeverytime you go somewhere new, you look for an urban feature.


yeeeeee
prk bruutha !!
May 1 2016 9:46PM
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JWillySkeez
Posts: 424 - Karma: 1,095
You jib (without skis) curbs, steps, stairs, the neighbors dog, your girlfriend.
May 1 2016 9:49PM
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BushDid9-11
Posts: 134 - Karma: 588
You get self conscious when you're shirt ends above you're knees
May 1 2016 9:55PM
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sbarlett
Posts: 882 - Karma: 4,255
your favorite trick is lip blind 2
May 1 2016 10:04PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7492 - Karma: 50,771
You find yourself looking for tall ts everytime you go to any clothing store.
May 1 2016 10:04PM
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Shredability
Posts: 2756 - Karma: 501
ttelrabyour favorite trick is lip blind 2


this
May 1 2016 10:10PM
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Park_Ranger
Posts: 3825 - Karma: 8,634
you order clothes from KingSizeDirect.com
May 1 2016 10:13PM
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cheerio
Posts: 1032 - Karma: 3,413
The bottom of your snowpants are stained and shredded but its ok because you look core
May 1 2016 10:18PM
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-Dan
Posts: 7081 - Karma: 50,367
You don't have a girlfriend.
May 1 2016 10:38PM
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Posts: 548 - Karma: 1,224
You only marginally care when it snows, you would rather hit rails
May 1 2016 10:39PM
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-Dan
Posts: 7081 - Karma: 50,367
You dont have good hygiene.
May 1 2016 10:40PM
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-Dan
Posts: 7081 - Karma: 50,367
You don't have a future.
May 1 2016 10:40PM
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Dddsz
Posts: 3042 - Karma: 7,328
TallxTYou don't have a girlfriend.


TallxTYou dont have good hygiene.


TallxTYou don't have a future.


But you know what I do have ? A heart. And you just broke it
May 1 2016 10:46PM
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MF_GOON
Posts: 179 - Karma: 1,331
Park_Rangeryou order clothes from KingSizeDirect.com


I always knew there was a heaven somewhere.
May 1 2016 10:47PM
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TheSpanishSkier
Posts: 70 - Karma: 153
You have worn the same tall t the whole season. @talltdan
May 1 2016 11:09PM
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jabroni.
Posts: 662 - Karma: 235
SconnieBut you know what I do have ? A heart. And you just broke it


a nice soft pussy*

respek a real1
May 2 2016 4:25AM
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-Dan
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SconnieBut you know what I do have ? A heart. And you just broke it

Sorry fam. Mine has grown cold from the winter. it's ok to feel hurt but from the pain you must learn and grow.
TheSpanishSkierYou have worn the same tall t the whole season. @talltdan


you think I only have 1 white t? come on son I buy em in six packs.
May 2 2016 6:51AM
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aiden516
Posts: 146 - Karma: 859
JWillySkeezYou jib (without skis) your girlfriend.


Jib your gf, jib her father, jib your in-laws. Anything to go pro
May 2 2016 7:55AM
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maxstr
Posts: 1336 - Karma: 1,706
JWillySkeezYou jib (without skis) curbs, steps, stairs, the neighbors dog, your girlfriend.


ttelrabyour favorite trick is lip blind 2


I broke my table in my living room trying a lip on blind 2 with my shoes.
May 2 2016 8:32AM
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drumbumocdp
Posts: 3226 - Karma: 1,078
When you eat a lot of mushrooms and go hike around your ski resort, end up hiking directly to the park and try to run around and jib on the rails, but you cant balance because youre too fucked up so you settle for hanging out on the top of the rainbow rail watching the clouds
May 2 2016 8:48AM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,515
drumbumocdpWhen you eat a lot of mushrooms and go hike around your ski resort, end up hiking directly to the park and try to run around and jib on the rails, but you cant balance because youre too fucked up so you settle for hanging out on the top of the rainbow rail watching the clouds


That's a bit specific but ok
May 2 2016 9:24AM
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.Marshal
Posts: 22 - Karma: 119
When you roller blade cause you can't ski.
May 2 2016 9:25AM
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Lonely
Posts: 6596 - Karma: 59,624
Playing slvsh with the biggest trick being done is a 2 off a ten foot flatbar.


Then bragging about your victories
May 2 2016 9:27AM
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ascent_studios
Posts: 2157 - Karma: 4,578
The middle aged and older all hate you
May 2 2016 9:33AM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
You can only ski park "good"...other skiing is looked down upon. Proper turning / carving / skiing form is thrown out the window to look "cool" to other park rats.

Your clothes is 10x to big for you
May 2 2016 9:35AM
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corona
Posts: 12751 - Karma: 32,220
you suck at skiing
May 2 2016 9:41AM
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MInnesotaShred
Posts: 36 - Karma: 136
You don't wash your gear.
May 2 2016 9:44AM
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freeskibum82
Posts: 6355 - Karma: 5,055
you think straight lining it to the park is cool when in reality you cant ski and this is the only way you know how to get anywhere on the mountain.
May 2 2016 9:56AM
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CheddarJack
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ttelrabyour favorite trick is lip blind 2


I mean what else would it be?
May 2 2016 10:31AM
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CUSHKOMA
Posts: 171 - Karma: 655
You wear your thuggie to school and give zero fucks what people think or say
May 2 2016 11:21AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51251 - Karma: 157,256
You live on the ice coast
May 2 2016 11:26AM
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,046
your upper body outerwear will forever hang a little looser than other peoples. an unconscious tribute to the days of tall Ts and 4XL hoodies
May 2 2016 11:29AM
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dyer
Posts: 619 - Karma: 964
JWillySkeezYou jib (without skis) curbs, steps, stairs, the neighbors dog, your girlfriend.


JIB EVERYTHING
May 2 2016 11:30AM
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wizard_of_aahhhs
Posts: 711 - Karma: 1,757
A movie "date" consists of watching the latest Level 1 movie and eating taco bell and ripping bowls
May 2 2016 12:02PM
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_Daan
Posts: 78 - Karma: 223
Browse NS all day
Put skiing stickers on everything
Are obsessed with Mr.Walnuts
May 2 2016 12:08PM
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Anguz_li
Posts: 285 - Karma: 516
You smoke a lot and you're always wearing a beanie
May 2 2016 1:23PM
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Dddsz
Posts: 3042 - Karma: 7,328
This is more directed to my home hill, but I'm sure its relevant in many other places.


You ski the same line under the chairlift 50 times in a row to show off.

You purposefully ski over rocks and shitty snow

You only throw down when it's sunny outside
May 2 2016 1:48PM
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HaydenWrong
Posts: 986 - Karma: 2,165
TallxTSorry fam. Mine has grown cold from the winter. it's ok to feel hurt but from the pain you must learn and grow.


you think I only have 1 white t? come on son I buy em in six packs.



what was TallxT before lip on blind two? not hating just curious
May 2 2016 2:16PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,464
When it's a pow day but you're still skiing rails
May 2 2016 2:31PM
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Titus69
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When non skiers at school think youre a pro
May 2 2016 2:37PM
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bananabrains
Posts: 133 - Karma: 390
Shreds sauce is your favourite app.

Your covered in bruises and cuts but you can't wait to get out there and get some more.

Potential features are everywhere.
May 2 2016 2:56PM
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MIHoodlum
Posts: 245 - Karma: 256
You try to jib railroad crossings in your car.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YPg4HuIQt9c
May 2 2016 3:09PM
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powderwhor
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2Planker907what was TallxT before lip on blind two? not hating just curious


Tall T Dan was and always will be TRU. Lip on b2 became the only trick in the book because everyone already knew TTD is the realest.
May 2 2016 4:14PM
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-Dan
Posts: 7081 - Karma: 50,367
2Planker907what was TallxT before lip on blind two? not hating just curious


Who* not what.
I've always been myself. You just haven't always known me.
May 2 2016 4:22PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061
when your gun rack has a gun rack on it
May 2 2016 5:03PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061
bananabrainsPorn hub is your favourite app.

Your covered in bruises and cuts but you can't wait to get out there and get some more.


makes more sense
May 2 2016 5:05PM
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HairyCox
Posts: 86 - Karma: 394
When you realize if you want to be a great-well-above-average-skier
You also have to be a well-above-average-party-machine
May 2 2016 5:36PM
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MF_GOON
Posts: 179 - Karma: 1,331
when your cats name is todd walnuts.
May 2 2016 6:15PM
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Peter.
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MinggWhen it's a pow day but you're still skiing rails


when you get mad that there's fresh snow because it makes it harder to get speed
May 2 2016 6:25PM
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