MinggI stuck a bead up my nose when I was like 4. No one found it until my kindergarten physical.
One time when I was maybe 8 or 9 I got in a car that looked like my dads car but there was a very Russian man in the drivers seat and I screamed and I asked him what he did with my daddy.
Also when I was a kid I had a Barbie jeep that I fucking loved. One day my dad was working in the basement and for whatever reason I was driving this thing around in the house but I decided to take it outside (after it had rained the day before.) Needless to say, I practically took the thing mudding. I then brought it back inside and began driving around inside again anddddd I made a huge mess. I don't even think I realized it would be that messy. I was like 7 though so it doesn't really matter.
Also in 3rd grade we did graded multiplication quizzes and I thought they were the funniest things ever. If you failed them you got to retake them and you'd still get full credit so I purposely failed all of them so that I could keep taking them because I had so much fun doing them... I was kind of a nerd lol
I ran around a camp site at an amusement park naked because 4 year old me hated wearing clothing. If it were up to me id have been naked all the time.
Lol I wonder where you'd be today if that Russian man took you, reminded me of the time I hugged a lady at the grocery store and said "I love you mom" and she just looked at me weird with her young daughter.
Now that I recall, at my brothers soccer game I was standing by a big bush and a kid was whacking it with sticks, I asked if I could do it to and he said no, moments later his stick swung back and poked my eye, had to go to the doctor to get the stick removed.