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BISHOP for president?

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gnarballsianm
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Yo not even sure if this has been made yet, but I did some looking and couldn't find any other thread like it.

But I was toying with the idea jokingly, thinking if Doug were president, our government would probably be run like NS, a bunch of trolls and savages just roasting everyone, getting lit together, and making random ballsy decisions because everyone in congress would be baked or juiced.

Thoughts?
Apr 21 2016 3:32AM
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AndrewGravesSV
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Why the fuck would the people in congress turn into degenerates just because bishop was president
Apr 21 2016 5:13AM
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Dddsz
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He would be a great politician... I can tell because of the constant claims that the NS store will open "soon", without any actions.
Apr 21 2016 7:38AM
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will_powder
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He's canadian brah
Apr 22 2016 2:50PM
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ascent_studios
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Fuck yeah! Bishop for prez! #makeamericagreatagain
Apr 22 2016 9:25PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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If ns is taking over I have dibs on being minister of defence
Apr 22 2016 11:26PM
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NewEscuelers
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Dennis_ReynoldsIf ns is taking over I have dibs on being minister of defence


America doesn't have ministers, they have secretaries. Which now that I think about it, that makes us sound like pussies. This is why we need Bishop for pres
Apr 23 2016 11:53AM
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MountainInMyMind
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Bishop's Constitution:

Amendment 1- All decisions must be made in a fairly drunk manner
Amendment 2- All press events must be attended hungover or still drunk from last night
Amendment 3- All tap water must be replaced with box wine
Apr 23 2016 6:45PM
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Ski_The_East.
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SconnieHe would be a great politician... I can tell because of the constant claims that the NS store will open "soon", without any actions.


Seriously though when is it going to happen? Admins?
Apr 24 2016 12:16AM
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dyer
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not until he opens the NS store
Apr 24 2016 12:29AM
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Dddsz
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Ski_The_East.Seriously though when is it going to happen? Admins?


None of them know... But they will still sling a random period of time at you.
Apr 24 2016 12:32AM
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MitchT
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will_powderHe's canadian brah


Ted Cruz is also sort of Canadian
Apr 24 2016 2:18AM
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PacificRimJob
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Doug wouldn't want to be president. It wouldn't be as fun as his current job at all.

Besides, there's probably a snapchat screengrab of him rolling around in his undies on David Lesh's hoverboard while drinking a beer at some odd hour in the morning. You can't win the presidency if that gets leaked lol.
Apr 24 2016 7:00AM
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Shoey-Ski
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SconnieHe would be a great politician... I can tell because of the constant claims that the NS store will open "soon", without any actions.


I've heard"it's opening next week" every week for the past year
Apr 24 2016 10:13AM
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