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Goggle Tans

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bait
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So Its spring skiing and a prime time to pick up a goggle tan.Mine tend to last a really long time like 2 months after last time skiing. So what do you think of them? nasty or cool
Apr 13 2016 2:19PM
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Pole-Less
Posts: 197 - Karma: 543
Goggle tans are awesome if people know how you got it haha
Apr 13 2016 2:21PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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nasty
Apr 13 2016 2:21PM
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slay_Coldstuff
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GNAR as f*ck bro how else the whole world gonna know you go big.

Also the deepness of your goggle tan directly relates to how large your nuts are.
Apr 13 2016 2:27PM
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Squilliam_7
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I guess it depends who you hang out with.. a lot of my friends don't ski and don't respect the authority that normally comes with the goggle tan
Apr 13 2016 2:41PM
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Kbob94
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Theyre great I've got a sunglasses tan from closing weekend on the mtn here but damn it hurts like a bitch right now.
Apr 13 2016 3:05PM
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KravtZ
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showed up to a work meeting this week with a gnarly goggle tan and got ripped on like no other. Everyone said I looked ridiculous with it. Skier problems...
Apr 13 2016 3:29PM
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Nikolaus
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they make you look like a raccoon, but a sexy raccoon
Apr 13 2016 4:01PM
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fries
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At spring break, I skied without using sunscreen and my face mask was around my chin 90% of the time. I ended up with an insane goggle tan. Fast forward 4 weeks, and its still here. Everyone who doesn't ski just laughs at it and makes cheesy comments like "It looks like you have dirt on your face" or "It looks like you have really bad makeup contouring".

So to summarize it, yes, goggle tans are dope, but at some point they start to attract a ton of attention and it can get annoying. People still come up to me and say "oh your tan line is starting to fade away!"
Apr 13 2016 4:40PM
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reecemasters0
Posts: 140 - Karma: 339
I always have a face mask but I keep it below my nose so now it looks like I have this long as mustache. I think its pretty dope but I get ripped on by quite a few people about it.
Apr 13 2016 4:54PM
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Peter.
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the people who know what it actually is will give you props
Apr 13 2016 5:16PM
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User1
Posts: 402 - Karma: 2,216
There are lots of haters but you have to embrace the hate
Apr 13 2016 11:58PM
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kim_jong_ill
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This past weekend i skied closing day with just sunglasses
Apr 14 2016 5:03AM
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aiden516
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You have to have a gap between your goggles and helmet big enough so that you have a tan line straight through your forehead
Apr 14 2016 7:52AM
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Hoodliving
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Mine gets really bad from now till August, I have already got it going fairly good but I have a beard right now so I can't decide if I shave it now and keep the tan even or keep it all summer and have the gnarliest tan lines for the off season ha
Apr 14 2016 8:33AM
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.otto.
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Pole-LessGoggle tans are awesome if people know how you got it haha


i had an insane goggle tan my freshmen year of highschool due to a very sunny winter in michigan which is uncommon, and skin that tans super quick. Everyone just thought i had some skin condition and was wierd
Apr 14 2016 10:20AM
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Pole-Less
Posts: 197 - Karma: 543
.otto.i had an insane goggle tan my freshmen year of highschool due to a very sunny winter in michigan which is uncommon, and skin that tans super quick. Everyone just thought i had some skin condition and was wierd


Yeah is just awkward
Apr 14 2016 2:21PM
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Slush
Posts: 1905 - Karma: 12,901
I'm really Irish so I just get a goggle burn
Apr 14 2016 2:25PM
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FettySwap
Posts: 192 - Karma: 581
i try to get a goggle tan but it just burn. One time i forgot sunscreen and i had a massive red burn that soon turned into blisters that later peeled off. Remember kids, listen to yo mom and put on that sunscreen!
Apr 14 2016 3:37PM
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poonis
Posts: 247 - Karma: 1,386
SlushI'm really Irish so I just get a goggle burn


can relate
Apr 15 2016 8:58PM
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e.littt
Posts: 414 - Karma: 2,348
Last year I got one that lasted for a few weeks, people just hate because they can't go skiing enough to get a goggle tan.
Apr 16 2016 1:21AM
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