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Skiers as high school stereotypes

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NewEscuelers
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I'll start with a couple of easy ones:

Tom Wallisch: Everyone's favorite. Gets straight A's, is super nice, and still goes hard on weekends.

Tanner Hall: Relentless stoner. Smokes weed before, during, and after class and makes sure people know about it.

Hood Crew: Fucks shit up and everyone's pretty sure they should've graduated a while ago but they throw all the bangers so no one really cares.
Apr 4 2016 8:58AM
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duder227
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Mcconkey was the guy that came up with the senior prank and just did it by myself after everyone else pussies out
Apr 4 2016 2:38PM
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L0gic
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Mr Bishop = The old teacher that has been around forever but everyone loves. Has a cup of vodka in between classes.
Apr 4 2016 2:38PM
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ChachieRaybanz
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JP Auclair- The legend that everyone knows about that rode his motorcycle off into the sunset wearing a studded leather jacket.
Apr 4 2016 2:40PM
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duder227
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duder227Mcconkey was the guy that came up with the senior prank and just did it by myself after everyone else pussies out


*himself
Apr 4 2016 2:40PM
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jfletcher
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ABM is that straight edge kid freshmen year that wants to impress the older kids (Stept) so he starts smoking weed and doing hood rat shit to prove he's down to ride and by senior year he's a degenerate like the rest of them
Apr 4 2016 2:43PM
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Criloh
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LJ Strenio is the type of kid who seems really weird and unatheltic but is a 3 season varsity athelete
Apr 4 2016 2:43PM
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freeskiihero
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Luca Tribondeau - the guy who is actually really good but no one knows
Apr 4 2016 2:43PM
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gatley-o9mil.
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LJ Strenio- kid that will backflip off whatever the hell you tell him to
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Park_Ranger
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Phil Casabon - the popular kid who quit the varsity sports team and stopped hanging with all the other jocks on the weekend/after school. He is still a really cool guy when you pass him in the hall, but he is just on such a different vibe now that no one ever knows what he is up to.
Apr 4 2016 2:58PM
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APunx176
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The.FishNick Goepper
That smart alec nobody likes most of the time


The.FishNick goepper- the overachiever nobody likes


KennyfNick Goepper -

That new kid that everyone liked at first, but now he's the weird kid that nobody likes.


Omg so funny! It was even better the second and third time!!
Apr 4 2016 2:58PM
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whitfaced
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Torin Yater Wallace -The kid that is so good at football but is always wearing some sort of cast.
Apr 4 2016 3:03PM
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aidanaughton
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Ingrid Backstrom - the girl everybody talks about
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broto
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evan mceachran was the best chess player in chess club by 8th grade
Apr 4 2016 3:08PM
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NewEscuelers
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Shea Flynn- Gets away with doing just about anything because everyone's scared he'll beat the shit out of them if they get in his way.
Apr 4 2016 3:10PM
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jack.p.casey
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Andy Perry - Always showing up late to class with pizza stains on his shirt and a slice in his hand. Jokes with everyone and is well liked
Apr 4 2016 3:11PM
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aidanaughton
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Sean Pettit - always seems to have a camera around, and is always posting his home movies online, will do crazy things and always lands on his feet
Apr 4 2016 3:11PM
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FettySwap
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Steve stepp: makes fun of people who vape and calls it gay, then secretly vapes by himself
Apr 4 2016 3:21PM
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bRADon
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Clayton Villa- the one kid who's always got the most killer act at the talent show
Apr 4 2016 3:34PM
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Dddsz
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DarkenCooksDaniel hanka - the guy who stomps the rail into the ground


I wonder where this kid is at my school.
Apr 4 2016 3:49PM
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SKRockies
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DarkenCooksDaniel hanka - the guy who stomps the rail into the ground

I dont think you know what youre doing
Apr 4 2016 4:04PM
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Daski
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Big Air Dave- the kid who you knew for a minute who always did the craziest shit but then moved away and you never heard from him again
Apr 4 2016 4:07PM
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PNayr
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Will Wesson - quiet but comes out of his shell if you know him well enough
Apr 4 2016 4:15PM
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SteveStepp
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ben_collinsSteve Stepp: Kid who never grew up and is still immature with a high pitched voice

Gotta love Trollin tho


OUch. savage

TurquoiseCowboyJossi Well - the foreigner that everyone loves. Especially the ladies because of that accent.

Parker White - the kid throwing field parties with his best friend C-Lo driving to school with an American Flag waving from his pickup (and a dead deer from early that morning in the bed of the truck)

Tanner Hall - your dealer

Steve Stepp - class clown also your back-up drug dealer

Bobby Brown - tries really hard in gym class


i like this one better

hit me up for hemp after class. i can also roll up a cigarette made of weed. 5$ extra
Apr 4 2016 4:16PM
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freewillie
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CrilohLJ Strenio is the type of kid who seems really weird and unatheltic but is a 3 season varsity athelete


sticks gum under the desk for later.
Apr 4 2016 4:18PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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DarkenCooksLuca Tribondeau - the guy who is actually really good but no one knows


how are you not grasping the concept of this thread
Apr 4 2016 4:24PM
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WeastcoastAlex
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casbon- the athlete that is super sick but gets undercut on cred because of his boy, whom is also a jock, has the sweetest lettuce around and a goofy smile

wabs- the guy who has the best time at parties but will be in AA before you graduate college
Apr 4 2016 4:24PM
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HairyCox
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Ahmet Dadali - The kid who hangs out with all the Mexicans and does hood rat shit with his friends

Giray Dadali - Sees how much Ahmet makes their mother sad and decides to get good grades and stay away from the hood rat shit.
Apr 4 2016 4:29PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Giray - actually pretty good at sports and gets decent grades but lives in the shadow of his brother
Apr 4 2016 4:32PM
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bait
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eheath- the fat bully who steals your lunch money
Apr 4 2016 4:41PM
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AbusedBanana
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This thread is lit.
Apr 4 2016 4:43PM
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Panta.Pow
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Ian Cosco - The kid who always filmed crazy shit with his crappy mobile to show his friends until he had to move outta town and disappear
Apr 4 2016 4:45PM
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sagesnow
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Nick Geopper - the star athlete of the school who suddenly starts singing with vanessa hudgens and leads spontaneous musical sessions.
Apr 4 2016 4:50PM
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Ghost_BLandzV2
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B-Fish - Everyones pretty sure he was supposed to graduate 8 years ago but he couldn't pass his freshman english class. If it was anyone else, they would get made fun of but he's sponsored by KFC so they accept it.
Apr 4 2016 4:50PM
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AbusedBanana
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Mr. Bishop - That kid who snapchat's the whole party.
Apr 4 2016 4:52PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Blandz- lol who?
Apr 4 2016 4:53PM
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S.J.W
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McNocheAbu-Baghdadi - dipshit that always wears a black trench coat. People gingerly strike up conversation with him just to save their own ass when the kid snaps and brings a shotgun to school.


McNocheSJW - Sidesnack, whose mom is the lunch lady and he has had his senior quote picked out for 5 years


awww im so flattered you mentioned me twice in this thread. Your crush on me is really showing
Apr 4 2016 4:58PM
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koolkale
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Will Wesson- The kid that religiously wears a hood in class
Apr 4 2016 5:08PM
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C_dub
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Mr Bishop- the freshman kid who is in with the seniors
Apr 4 2016 5:09PM
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c0ntentcreat0r
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Dennis Reynolds: The guy who wants to be is a bootfitter, but works at Mcdonalds.
Apr 4 2016 5:29PM
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STwoops
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Katrina=Regina George

John Ware=That kid who found out about shrooms first

Joe Schuster=The Canadian everyone makes fun of

Dale Talkington=The quiet one that all the girls have a crush on

Khai Krepela=The cool kid outside smokin cigs on school property

eheath=computer lab tech who hates helping you

Andy Perry=That dude who spends all day in woods shop

Mccrae Williams=the guy who's too scared to ask that girl to dance with him

Wabs=dropped the fuck out

Kaya Turski=the hot gym teacher

Sammy Carlson=The kid who can't sit still and is the best at every sport

Charlie Ager=Janitor who shreds

Ryan Wyble=Creepy girls volleyball coach

Steve Stepp=Theater nerd
Apr 4 2016 5:43PM
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Titus69
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Tanner Hall- The kid whos never sober and is everyone in the schools dealer.

Gus - The guy who could nail anyone, even that one hot teacher but is gay

Devin Logan - The girl who youre pretty sure is a guy

Steve Stepp - The kid whos always willing to get fucked up




This thread is tight
Apr 4 2016 5:46PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Titus69Devin Logan - The girl who youre pretty sure is a guy


who tf names their daughter devin
Apr 4 2016 5:48PM
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EnSee
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B-Dog - the kid who doesn't try, still smashes grades, blazes 420 and is full of philosophical wizdom
Apr 4 2016 6:05PM
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X_ANKILLA
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Hoodcrew - the few kids that can manage to get the entire class detention.

Scrappy Joe - The kid who blares his car stereo as he leaves school.

Matt Walker - The decently popular kid who hangs with the cool kids and everyone is okay with that.

Andy Parry - the kid who dresses like he's from the 90's.

Jon Brogan - That one kid that no one has seen since sophomore year

Adam Delorme - sophomore varsity soccer prodigy.

Nico Porteous - The 13 year old acing AP Calc.

Karson Kerr - The kid you're 80% deals drugs.

The Bunch - Art and Theater kids

Tim Durtschi - The kid that looks normal but acts weird.

Joss - The kid that never packs a lunch.

Jon Olson - That D-bag who got a new BMW for his birthday.
Apr 4 2016 6:10PM
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Deepskier
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hood crew: the kids who dropped out or got kicked out but go to school anyway to drink and smoke by the busses. Similar to max hill but drink for fun not smoke for sorrow and coolness
Apr 4 2016 6:13PM
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zulis
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Jon Brogan-Mythical creature. Grape soda and maddest afterbag in the game. Now profesional male model.
Apr 4 2016 6:18PM
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Ghost_BLandzV2
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Dennis_ReynoldsBlandz- lol who?


BLandz - The kid who allegedly had sex with the drunk substitute teacher with a flamingo fetish, Mr. Bishop. He tries to be a comedian but his jokes are flatter than Jake Carneys landings
Apr 4 2016 6:20PM
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corEmonty
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Simple - the freshmen that come in and steal all the seniors' spots on varsity
Apr 4 2016 6:27PM
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galaxia
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CJ West: Got the whole class to laugh once. Hasn't happened since, but not for lack of trying.

E Pollard: The kid that is way into disc golfing. Paints stuff.

Hornbeck: Made wearing Carhartt cool. Liked by most cause he laughs at fuckin' everything

Willie Borm: Stud on the middle school soccer team. Came up to varsity, never got off the bench

Max Hill: Missed finals last year cause he gave himself a lip piercing in study hall and it got infected

Kevin Rolland: Super popular, but only with the band kids.
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