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WCS10 B.O.B. Program

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WestCoastSession
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Have you dreamed about WCS? Stomping that lip on blind 2 to the clank of pole applause from your peers? Well, this isn't for you.

Welcome to the WCS10 B.O.B. (Be Our Bitch) Program!

We're looking for a handful of people to join the WCS10 circle of trust. You will be provided housing at Windells, two meals a day, and lift tickets for the duration of WCS10.

Required Skills:
- Strong understanding of social media
- Ability to excel in stressful situations
- Bring a car
- Not a NARC

All submissions must include:
- Age / Sex / Location
- Contact #

If you think you have what it takes email us at info@thewestcoastsession.com and inform us why.

We will be accepting applications until April 12th. "Winners" will be notified by April 15th.

*due to the overwhelming amount of submissions we're sure to receive we apologize in advance for not contacting inferior candidates*
Mar 29 2016 1:47PM
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404404
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Can we add they need to clean my cats litter box?
Mar 29 2016 2:00PM
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Shoey-Ski
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 6,190
If only I had a car and a way to get it to hood
Mar 29 2016 2:19PM
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eheath
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If you don't like guacamole you might as well not even enter, also any sort of plumbing skills will be rewarded as well.
Mar 29 2016 4:46PM
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ModMommy
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ParryWithAnACan we add they need to clean my cats litter box?


can I walk your dog too??
Mar 29 2016 6:12PM
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wizard_of_aahhhs
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eheathIf you don't like guacamole you might as well not even enter, also any sort of plumbing skills will be rewarded as well.


I have been informally trained in toilet unclogging and repairs, I am the man you need, I am also known to guac hard in the paint
Mar 29 2016 6:34PM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
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Is there an official date for WCS10
Mar 29 2016 9:13PM
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frickindarn
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I'm handsome and eheath won't play me in slvsh. I'm your biggest candidate.
Mar 29 2016 11:32PM
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NewEscuelers
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If you can also provide plane tickets that'd be great.

And a car.


And a third meal a day.
Mar 30 2016 10:10AM
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-Dan
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I thought at first you were writing directly to me but then you specified the opposite was Tru. Blue balls. Only an invite will make up for that.
Mar 30 2016 11:28AM
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roddy116
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what are the dates exactly? i want to apply but im not sure if ill be done with finals.
Mar 30 2016 7:53PM
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ModMommy
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roddy116what are the dates exactly? i want to apply but im not sure if ill be done with finals.


May 1-5th. Finals week.
Mar 30 2016 8:49PM
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roddy116
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safarisamMay 1-5th. Finals week.


well shit
Mar 30 2016 10:43PM
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ESB
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In other WCS news, if you actually want an invite to ski, take photos or film at WCS (as opposed to being our bitch) then this link is for you: http://www.westcoastsession.com/2015/2016/03/28/announcing-the-let-me-session-contest-your-ticket-to-wcs10/
Mar 31 2016 6:33AM
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ICary
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ESBIn other WCS news, if you actually want an invite to ski, take photos or film at WCS (as opposed to being our bitch) then this link is for you: http://www.westcoastsession.com/2015/2016/03/28/announcing-the-let-me-session-contest-your-ticket-to-wcs10/


For the filmers it says. "Create a no longer than 1-minute edit showcasing your filming and editing style. "

So do/should i drop a sick ski edit? or an incredible well composed colored masterpiece?
Mar 31 2016 1:23PM
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Sklar
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ICaryFor the filmers it says. "Create a no longer than 1-minute edit showcasing your filming and editing style. "

So do/should i drop a sick ski edit? or an incredible well composed colored masterpiece?


yes
Mar 31 2016 1:34PM
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eheath
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ICaryFor the filmers it says. "Create a no longer than 1-minute edit showcasing your filming and editing style. "

So do/should i drop a sick ski edit? or an incredible well composed colored masterpiece?


Just do you my dude.
Mar 31 2016 2:58PM
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Hoodliving
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Sklaryes


Always yes to both
Apr 1 2016 7:29AM
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cobra_commander
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Not even three hots? The economy must really be in a slump or something.
Apr 1 2016 11:11AM
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mr-mcsteeze
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will i be able to ski even if im being a bitch?
Apr 4 2016 3:36PM
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WestCoastSession
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mr-mcsteezewill i be able to ski even if im being a bitch?


Yes, you will be required to ski while performing bitch duties. Type III advanced skiers preferred
Apr 4 2016 9:37PM
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mr-mcsteeze
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WestCoastSessionYes, you will be required to ski while performing bitch duties. Type III advanced skiers preferred


will i get a chance to hit features?
Apr 4 2016 10:48PM
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eheath
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mr-mcsteezewill i get a chance to hit features?


The WCS bitch will be encouraged to do as many crazy features and tricks as they feel comfortable doing, kind of a will hibbs kinda thing from the TC episode at windells a few years back.
Apr 4 2016 11:40PM
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Sklar
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eheathThe WCS bitch will be encouraged to do as many crazy features and tricks as they feel comfortable doing, kind of a will hibbs kinda thing from the TC episode at windells a few years back.


Michael Hibbs, not Will
Apr 4 2016 11:41PM
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eheath
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SklarMichael Hibbs, not Will


FUCK WHATEVER OKAY MATT
Apr 4 2016 11:44PM
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mr-mcsteeze
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eheathThe WCS bitch will be encouraged to do as many crazy features and tricks as they feel comfortable doing, kind of a will hibbs kinda thing from the TC episode at windells a few years back.


SklarMichael Hibbs, not Will


eheathFUCK WHATEVER OKAY MATT


fuck yea
Apr 5 2016 12:13AM
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mr-mcsteeze
Posts: 487 - Karma: 1,104
Im expecting the job to be something like the intern from this

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/822981/Voleurz-presents-Max-Hill-vs--the-Intern
Apr 5 2016 12:17AM
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WestCoastSession
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eheathThe WCS bitch will be encouraged to do as many crazy features and tricks as they feel comfortable doing, kind of a will hibbs kinda thing from the TC episode at windells a few years back.


False. The WCS bitches* will be required to complete specific organizational tasks as directed by the event organizers.

You'll have plenty of time ski but make no mistake your presence is for a specific purpose and it's not the entertainment of event participants.
Apr 5 2016 12:24AM
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eheath
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WestCoastSessionFalse. The WCS bitches* will be required to complete specific organizational tasks as directed by the event organizers.

You'll have plenty of time ski but make no mistake your presence is for a specific purpose and it's not the entertainment of event participants.


Whoa whoa, this isn't what we talked about in the secret meeting...
Apr 5 2016 12:35AM
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Pastucka
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Deadline for applications is quickly approaching. Dont blow it. This is your moment.
Apr 7 2016 11:48AM
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chubbspeterson
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id like to do it but my dad's a cop
Apr 8 2016 4:51PM
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WestCoastSession
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Last day to enter your submission!

To clear some of the smoke surrounding this issue, we are looking for assistants to help us with:

- on-hill branding
- social media management
- logistics & office tasks
Apr 12 2016 2:56AM
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ModMommy
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Who else is a bitch???
Apr 19 2016 7:24PM
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TotallyTrevor
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Buy Our Beer program
Apr 19 2016 8:45PM
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wizard_of_aahhhs
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safarisamWho else is a bitch???


My buddy Macon
Apr 19 2016 11:52PM
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mr-mcsteeze
Posts: 487 - Karma: 1,104
how many people got to be bitches?
Apr 20 2016 12:13PM
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ModMommy
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mr-mcsteezehow many people got to be bitches?


I believe there are three of us.
Apr 20 2016 1:34PM
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mr-mcsteeze
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safarisamI believe there are three of us.


ok i dont feel as bad about not getting in now
Apr 20 2016 1:37PM
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