Jokes

Q)where did the king put his armies?



a)in his sleevies
whats the difference between micheal jackson and neal armstrong?
neal armstrong walked on the moon, but mj fucked little boys


'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'

lol the mj one. thats fucking funny

whats the difference between acne and priests?

acne doesn't cum on 11 year old boys



::put person in full nelson:: 'what's this called'

person-full nelson

::put person in half nelson:: 'waht's this called'
person-half nelson

stick your knee in their ass 'what's this called'
you- 'FATHER Nelson'

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.

a man comes home from work and really needs a drink. all that he can find is a gay bar but what the fuck, he really needed one. he walks in and sits down and a waiter comes over to him. the waiter says 'before i can serve you, you have to tell me the name of your dick'. the man just looked at the waiter vary puzzled. 'like, my dicks name is Nike, you know, 'just do it' said the waiter. the man thought for a second and said 'my dicks name is secret'. 'secret?' said the waiter. 'yea, strong enough for a man, but made for a women'.

sorry if it sounds funny but i couldnt find exacly how to say it and i havent told it in a while
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'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)

skiers get head
snowboarders get ass

you usually aren't apoligizing for a joke soundin funny...

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.

What do you call cheeze that is not yours?

Nacho Cheeze! (not yo cheeze)

Ha!
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I'm not supposed to eat the lego, but the green ones make me horny.

'It's like I'm Shane McConkey, and you are Saucerboy!'-Dan the ski tech.

haha.

how did the newfie find his sister in the forest?


not too bad

MD... Dain bramaged.
'I am now a moderator... and all I had to do was suck harveys cock! who would have guessed?' - Dave Pauls.

a pedophile and a little girl are walking into the bushes at night holding hands, the little girl says that shes scared of the dark and the pedophile replies 'How do you think i feel i have to walk out of here alone'

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I wanna move to mexico, become a gringo and live off third grade tequila that comes in 55 gallon refurbished texaco era oil drums

the best joke is........are yo uready for this???? Powder99 is the biggest joke along with Dozer!!!!



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you friendly newfie

haha here's a good one.

This guy comes home and asks for his beer, food and lovin. His wife gives him his beer food and lovin. This goes on for a week. Then his wifes sister is over and he comes home and asks for his beer, food and lovin. Her sister says 'you know you don't have to give him everything he wants, you're not his slave' she says, 'yeah you know what you're right' So she says 'no beer no food no lovin' and her husband says 'maybe you won't see me around for a while'. About a week later she started seeing him again, out of her right eye.

haha it's funny but I'm not a wife beater I promise...

MD... Dain bramaged.
'I am now a moderator... and all I had to do was suck harveys cock! who would have guessed?' - Dave Pauls.