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April fools ideas?

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.lencon
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Wanna do something this year because why not? What are some of NS best pranks?
Mar 27 2016 9:48PM
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soulskier
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In all my years, there has never been a greater prank than putting a rubber band around the spray nozzle in the kitchen sink, pure gold everytime
Mar 27 2016 10:09PM
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.lencon
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soulskierIn all my years, there has never been a greater prank than putting a rubber band around the spray nozzle in the kitchen sink, pure gold everytime


My family has a stupid new sink that isn't like the old ones. But yeah I've done that to my grandma and it was hysterical.
Mar 27 2016 10:23PM
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.Hugo.
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I taped my roommates tv remote to the ceiling then rigged an airhorn under his office chair. So when he stepped on the chair the airhorn went off. It was glorious because he was completely unsuspecting thing that the remote was the prank.
Mar 27 2016 10:24PM
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TVRNTVPOOP
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shoot yourself in the foot, hysterical
Mar 27 2016 10:27PM
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goodiepocket
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I got sent to Boston on a red-eye flight for a film shoot, which upon arrival to my hotel at 5am, I found out it as all fake. There was no film shoot. This was payback for putting a large amount of glitter into his defrost vents and setting the fan on high 2 years prior...yup.
Mar 27 2016 10:28PM
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McNoche
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Go shit in sjw's (or whatever dumbass name he goes by now) mouth when he's asleep.
Mar 27 2016 10:30PM
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Ranch
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soulskierIn all my years, there has never been a greater prank than putting a rubber band around the spray nozzle in the kitchen sink, pure gold everytime


I actually did this on April fools like 2 years ago, my dad was rushing to get to a meeting and turned on the sink. he got completely soaked and didn't have enough time to change. the meeting did not go well...
Mar 27 2016 10:35PM
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Young_patty
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The good ol' Saran Wrap over the toilet always works well
Mar 27 2016 10:44PM
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.Hugo.
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Novacaine on the toothbrush
Bucket of water on the door
Tie their door shut with 80lb braided fishing line
Icy hot on the tp
Butter the floor
Get creative with superglue
Mar 27 2016 10:45PM
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GayWolf420
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bomb threats are always the best ones at school imo
Mar 27 2016 11:24PM
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Deforestation
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DeebieSkeebiesbomb threats are always the best ones at school imo


Just write "i have a bomb" with your non-dominant hand on the outside of a bathroom stall door... free day off.
Mar 27 2016 11:52PM
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Anguz_li
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liquid ass
Mar 28 2016 12:25AM
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elcornholio
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Anguz_liliquid ass


My friend sprayed that in the bathroom of a mall inside the hand dryers. There were like 20 and when he turned them on it made the entire area smell like death.
Mar 28 2016 1:15PM
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crotchvent
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any kind of sauce packet folded in half under the toilet seat.
Mar 28 2016 1:42PM
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Slush
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Lmao I love these threads. More pranks please, I need ideas this year
Mar 28 2016 3:25PM
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iSmokeweed
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get a girl pregnant and kill her cat
Mar 28 2016 4:02PM
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corona
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frame someone for murder
Mar 28 2016 4:35PM
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.CJ.
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My dad really likes Oreos so I'm going to take out the cream on the inside but leave some on the outside so it looks normal and replace it with toothpaste.
Mar 28 2016 5:32PM
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Chubbs.
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Gettin wasted cause I'm turnin 21
Mar 28 2016 5:58PM
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magco1271
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Put these under the toilet seat.



or put plastic wrap on the toilet so when someone goes to pee or poop they're fucked
Mar 28 2016 8:15PM
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S.J.W
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Poke holes in a condom, finish in her then never talk to her ever again
Mar 28 2016 8:17PM
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Dddsz
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-Find a large cup that isn't see-through
-Fill cup with water
-Place a piece of cardboard/index card over the top of the glass
- Flip the glass over while holding the cardboard so the water doesn't fall out.
- Pull the cardboard out really quick so no water can escape

Leave the glass on the counter for a family member or friend to pick up. I get my dad every single year with this.
Mar 28 2016 10:16PM
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_69
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/821764/IT--39-S-JUST-A-PRANK-BRO

2:00 is where it begins, fam.
Mar 28 2016 10:34PM
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skier58284
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You could try doing nothing. That would be the best prank because everyone expects you to do something.
Mar 28 2016 10:39PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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suck somones dick so they look gay
Mar 29 2016 10:37PM
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RICK_ROSS
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goodiepocketI got sent to Boston on a red-eye flight for a film shoot, which upon arrival to my hotel at 5am, I found out it as all fake. There was no film shoot. This was payback for putting a large amount of glitter into his defrost vents and setting the fan on high 2 years prior...yup.


i can vouch that both of these totally happened. and they were amazing.
Mar 30 2016 9:13PM
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RICK_ROSS
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Abu-BaghdadiPoke holes in a condom, finish in her then never talk to her ever again


its 2016. who uses condoms?
Mar 30 2016 9:13PM
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HAMNATION
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RICK_ROSSits 2016. who uses condoms?


they work good to smuggle clean piss into drug tests
Mar 30 2016 9:19PM
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Brue
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April fools is like participating in anal. It's really fun!
Mar 30 2016 10:00PM
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Brue
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BrueApril fools is like participating in anal. It's really fun!


and sometimes messy
Mar 30 2016 10:00PM
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Snowtorious_BIG
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Going on a trip with my choir and my friend is a notoriously good prankster so I need to get her good, I just bought an air horn so I'll be utilizing that as much as possible but I need some more ideas
Mar 31 2016 10:15PM
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.lencon
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Snowtorious_BIGGoing on a trip with my choir and my friend is a notoriously good prankster so I need to get her good, I just bought an air horn so I'll be utilizing that as much as possible but I need some more ideas


Lodge it up her butt so when she walks it will go off
Mar 31 2016 10:24PM
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magco1271
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Snowtorious_BIGGoing on a trip with my choir and my friend is a notoriously good prankster so I need to get her good, I just bought an air horn so I'll be utilizing that as much as possible but I need some more ideas


Drug her

Jk jk
Apr 1 2016 3:13PM
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Lé.Skiing
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Google had a "hilarious prank" this year

Some people lost their jobs http://www.iflscience.com/technology/google-april-fools-prank-backfires-spectacularly
Apr 1 2016 3:23PM
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.Hugo.
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Lé.SkiingGoogle had a "hilarious prank" this year

Some people lost their jobs http://www.iflscience.com/technology/google-april-fools-prank-backfires-spectacularly


That is hilarious
Apr 1 2016 3:47PM
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