No creativity allowed!!

Because skiing is a serious sport and fun shouldn't be had.

One time I was skiing my hill and was joking around at the end of a day and trying to do the spongebob bubble blowing technique off of a jump. a patroller told me that it looked dangerous and he told me to stop or hed take my pass? like wtf? we juts called him squidward and told him to fuck off

At mount snow last year ski patrol yelled at us for sliding down the corrugated tubes used on some snow playground

No, because that action is so unsafe, patrol denied his right to ski over others safety. He probably dodged some beginners, hit a huge air without looking and maybe almost hit someone on the landing.

Come on, if you did not see patrol around your area before a stunt, you did not look for incoming traffic.

Do you think I could get away with pepper spraying these mother fuckers?

Mountain patrol suck, I swear they have this major bias against park riders and will watch till you do the slightest thing wrong then clip your pass for it

Shoey-SkiMountain patrol suck, I swear they have this major bias against park riders and will watch till you do the slightest thing wrong then clip your pass for it

One time I refused to give ski patrol my pass or my name. I just went home. He said "Come back in 2 weeks" as he reached for it. Luckily I was wearing a hoodie that I don't normally wear and I was all good.

Note: I suggest using your head before you do something stupid like this.

steezkneezOne time I was skiing my hill and was joking around at the end of a day and trying to do the spongebob bubble blowing technique off of a jump. a patroller told me that it looked dangerous and he told me to stop or hed take my pass? like wtf? we juts called him squidward and told him to fuck off

A+ response. +k for you

freestyler540No, because that action is so unsafe, patrol denied his right to ski over others safety. He probably dodged some beginners, hit a huge air without looking and maybe almost hit someone on the landing.

Come on, if you did not see patrol around your area before a stunt, you did not look for incoming traffic.

This. Im not against hitting jumps like that because I have dont it before and still do, but only if its empty and make 100% sure nobody is coming.

TOAST.This. Im not against hitting jumps like that because I have dont it before and still do, but only if its empty and make 100% sure nobody is coming.

Have you seen that huge -29 worth karma hit from my post? Im surprised a little; I take side hits and act out my Candide phantasy, but I never got warned by patrol nor did I hit anyone. As long as you are going to send it, have a spotter to manage traffic and spot patrol.

freestyler540Have you seen that huge -29 worth karma hit from my post? Im surprised a little; I take side hits and act out my Candide phantasy, but I never got warned by patrol nor did I hit anyone. As long as you are going to send it, have a spotter to manage traffic and spot patrol.

Sidesnack

THEDIRTYBUBBLESaw mountain patrol clip this guy's pass for hitting a jump from the side. Like he skied up the side of the landing and gapped to the other side.

I also got in trouble once cause I climbed on top of this tunnel-wallride thing so I could ski off the top.

Safety rangers why do you hate creativity?

What jump was it?

And did you climb the tunnel in artic blast?!

-RobertWhat jump was it?

And did you climb the tunnel in artic blast?!

The Santas beard jumps. It was on a Sunday afternoon too so there was like no one there.


No I did not climb the Santa's tunnel haha. I climbed the one tunnel in the streets a while back and got yelled at

THEDIRTYBUBBLEThe Santas beard jumps. It was on a Sunday afternoon too so there was like no one there.


No I did not climb the Santa's tunnel haha. I climbed the one tunnel in the streets a while back and got yelled at

He got his pass clipped for the jump in Santa's beard?!?! WOW that is unbelievable.

But I've seen people jump off that tunnel before. Ski patrol usually is just a pain.

Consider yourself lucky I almost got kicked out for the year for doing a backflip

One time there was this pile of snow near the lift line and me and my friends were jibbing it at the bottom of every run.

Anyways, we went into the lodge to eat, and we came back out, and they had put a gate in front of it. So we asked the lifty who put the fence there, and this dude (might i add, he never saw us messing around because he wasn't working earlier that day) replied with a huge attitude "I did. Because you guys were endangering other customers and yourselves. I dont care if you guys kill yourselves but you were putting others at risk."

and so i replied as politely as I could "sir, I am genuinely sorry that you feel that way about me. However, I would never tell you such a thing."
At this point we were loading the chair and he's screaming at me while the chair is taking off, in response to what i had previously said.
On the bottom of the next run my friend asked for his name and the dude got pissed. It almost seemed like he knew he was in the wrong because he was hesitant to give us his name, and when he did, he called patrol to meet us at the top of the lift. we had to spend 30 minutes with them explaining the story and they were trying to decide if they believed us or if they were gonna cut our passes. We eventually were fine but it just sucked to sit there for an hour instead of taking laps.

TL;DR : me and my friends got fussed at for jibbing around on a pile of frozen snow by some grouchy lift operator. we almost got our season passes suspended.

J_SOne time there was this pile of snow near the lift line and me and my friends were jibbing it at the bottom of every run.

Anyways, we went into the lodge to eat, and we came back out, and they had put a gate in front of it. So we asked the lifty who put the fence there, and this dude (might i add, he never saw us messing around because he wasn't working earlier that day) replied with a huge attitude "I did. Because you guys were endangering other customers and yourselves. I dont care if you guys kill yourselves but you were putting others at risk."

and so i replied as politely as I could "sir, I am genuinely sorry that you feel that way about me. However, I would never tell you such a thing."
At this point we were loading the chair and he's screaming at me while the chair is taking off, in response to what i had previously said.
On the bottom of the next run my friend asked for his name and the dude got pissed. It almost seemed like he knew he was in the wrong because he was hesitant to give us his name, and when he did, he called patrol to meet us at the top of the lift. we had to spend 30 minutes with them explaining the story and they were trying to decide if they believed us or if they were gonna cut our passes. We eventually were fine but it just sucked to sit there for an hour instead of taking laps.

TL;DR : me and my friends got fussed at for jibbing around on a pile of frozen snow by some grouchy lift operator. we almost got our season passes suspended.

cool story hansel
i remember when i was 12

-notch-cool story hansel
i remember when i was 12

nice. care to share any stories?

So happy im on the east coast... We throw fireworks at rails and nobody gives a flying fuck.

Ontario patrol is bullshit. You can go an entire season without seeing one and even if you do there usually snowplowing down a bunny hill (true story)