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histonskierInstead of trying to make your clothes bigger you should just try to get smaller.
mike759Any suggestions?
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mike759I've tried, it doesn't work
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MinggDid you try setting it to Wumbo?
JichelMustenWE WERE WORKING ON SOMETHING
MinggDid you try setting it to Wumbo?
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mike759idk if this gonna help
MinggDid you try setting it to Wumbo?
mike759wut?
nollie.onyou know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me wumbo...
nollie.onyou know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me wumbo...
MinggWumbo, Womboing, wombology, the study of wumbo, it's first grade!
S.J.WHow many fucking brain cells do you have? Make outerwear bigger? It's a laminate or membrane, it doesn't get bigger, nor can it get bigger. You're stuck with the jacket you have unless you want to buy a bigger one. And whilst you're looking at jackets, look at the back length, look at longer jackets in the 34" to 36" range
S.J.WHow many fucking brain cells do you have? Make outerwear bigger? It's a laminate or membrane, it doesn't get bigger, nor can it get bigger. You're stuck with the jacket you have unless you want to buy a bigger one. And whilst you're looking at jackets, look at the back length, look at longer jackets in the 34" to 36" range
Chubz.dude you're a fucking moron if you think you cant make outerwear bigger. I've made medium saga jackets fit like 2xls. Fuck outta here with your bullshit trolling. It's totally possible. Youre just too much of a god damn imbecile to realize how to do it. Fucking idiot.
S.J.Wyeah you would need a 2xl jacket you fat fuck.
You can tailor the jacket, but you'll be compromising the waterproofing of the jacket, And if you're going to fuck with the jacket just to make it bigger then you're a fucking idiot. Laminates and membranes don't stretch to the point where you will notice a difference in the fit.
BrueSo you really wanna know the secret? Its risky, but it sounds like you are desperate enough to try this neat little life hack. If Buzzfeed found out about this you can be sure it would be all over your Facebook new feed everyday. Okay here is the trick: Soak the clothes in COLD water then quickly throw them in the drier. Put the drier on as HOT as possible. Let those fuckers cook for a while. Don't worry though, you put COLD water on them before and therefore will have the reverse effect of using the drier normally. The cold water penetrates the solutes in the cloth membranes and expands the molecules to aroun 1.4x the actual size. That means your clothes will grow .4x more than before. I did this to all my clothes and now everyone thinks I'm the best skiier on the mountain, well they already knew if I'm being honest. Well goodluck!
Chubz.dude you're a fucking moron if you think you cant make outerwear bigger. I've made medium saga jackets fit like 2xls. Fuck outta here with your bullshit trolling. It's totally possible. Youre just too much of a god damn imbecile to realize how to do it. Fucking idiot.
J_Shttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/818552/SpongeBob-Squarepants---Wumbo
S.J.WHow many fucking brain cells do you have? Make outerwear bigger? It's a laminate or membrane, it doesn't get bigger, nor can it get bigger. You're stuck with the jacket you have unless you want to buy a bigger one. And whilst you're looking at jackets, look at the back length, look at longer jackets in the 34" to 36" range
S.J.Wyeah you would need a 2xl jacket you fat fuck.
You can tailor the jacket, but you'll be compromising the waterproofing of the jacket, And if you're going to fuck with the jacket just to make it bigger then you're a fucking idiot. Laminates and membranes don't stretch to the point where you will notice a difference in the fit.
Dennis_Reynoldssquidward is dangerously suicidal
DeforestationAre you fucking stupid? Everyone knows that you can almost triple the size of most jackets.
Since heat makes a lot of clothes shrivel up, dipping coats in cold milk makes them "grow" in a way. Basically the frigid temps help the jacket's fibers open, which allows the milk to seep in. The fats in the milk help the fibers to expand, and they stay in the fibers even after a washing. Also, since fat is hydrophobic, it doesn't compromise the waterproofing.
The best way to go about this is to get a garbage bin and 10-12 gallons of milk. This might cost like $40, but it's a lot cheaper than buying a new coat. Pour the milk in the bin and let it sit outside for a bit during the winter. You want to get a slushy consistancy, but nothing should be completely frozen through.
When you're ready, dunk the jacket in. Stir it around a bit so it's saturated with the milk. At this point, you want to let it actually freeze into the milk like an ice block. This is so that the ice expands and pushes the milk fats deeper into those coat fibers. When it's been frozen for a while, break the coat out of the ice.
From what I've seen, this is how long you're going to leave the coat frozen in the milk:
If you want it 1.1 times the size, 30 mins
1.3 times the size, 40 mins
1.5 times the size, 1.5 hours
2 times the size, 8 hours
The great part about this is that you can reuse the milk so you can expand really any outerwear you have.
DeforestationAre you fucking stupid? Everyone knows that you can almost triple the size of most jackets.
Since heat makes a lot of clothes shrivel up, dipping coats in cold milk makes them "grow" in a way. Basically the frigid temps help the jacket's fibers open, which allows the milk to seep in. The fats in the milk help the fibers to expand, and they stay in the fibers even after a washing. Also, since fat is hydrophobic, it doesn't compromise the waterproofing.
The best way to go about this is to get a garbage bin and 10-12 gallons of milk. This might cost like $40, but it's a lot cheaper than buying a new coat. Pour the milk in the bin and let it sit outside for a bit during the winter. You want to get a slushy consistancy, but nothing should be completely frozen through.
When you're ready, dunk the jacket in. Stir it around a bit so it's saturated with the milk. At this point, you want to let it actually freeze into the milk like an ice block. This is so that the ice expands and pushes the milk fats deeper into those coat fibers. When it's been frozen for a while, break the coat out of the ice.
From what I've seen, this is how long you're going to leave the coat frozen in the milk:
If you want it 1.1 times the size, 30 mins
1.3 times the size, 40 mins
1.5 times the size, 1.5 hours
2 times the size, 8 hours
The great part about this is that you can reuse the milk so you can expand really any outerwear you have.
DeforestationAre you fucking stupid? Everyone knows that you can almost triple the size of most jackets.
Since heat makes a lot of clothes shrivel up, dipping coats in cold milk makes them "grow" in a way. Basically the frigid temps help the jacket's fibers open, which allows the milk to seep in. The fats in the milk help the fibers to expand, and they stay in the fibers even after a washing. Also, since fat is hydrophobic, it doesn't compromise the waterproofing.
The best way to go about this is to get a garbage bin and 10-12 gallons of milk. This might cost like $40, but it's a lot cheaper than buying a new coat. Pour the milk in the bin and let it sit outside for a bit during the winter. You want to get a slushy consistancy, but nothing should be completely frozen through.
When you're ready, dunk the jacket in. Stir it around a bit so it's saturated with the milk. At this point, you want to let it actually freeze into the milk like an ice block. This is so that the ice expands and pushes the milk fats deeper into those coat fibers. When it's been frozen for a while, break the coat out of the ice.
From what I've seen, this is how long you're going to leave the coat frozen in the milk:
If you want it 1.1 times the size, 30 mins
1.3 times the size, 40 mins
1.5 times the size, 1.5 hours
2 times the size, 8 hours
The great part about this is that you can reuse the milk so you can expand really any outerwear you have.
DeforestationAre you fucking stupid? Everyone knows that you can almost triple the size of most jackets.
Since heat makes a lot of clothes shrivel up, dipping coats in cold milk makes them "grow" in a way. Basically the frigid temps help the jacket's fibers open, which allows the milk to seep in. The fats in the milk help the fibers to expand, and they stay in the fibers even after a washing. Also, since fat is hydrophobic, it doesn't compromise the waterproofing.
The best way to go about this is to get a garbage bin and 10-12 gallons of milk. This might cost like $40, but it's a lot cheaper than buying a new coat. Pour the milk in the bin and let it sit outside for a bit during the winter. You want to get a slushy consistancy, but nothing should be completely frozen through.
When you're ready, dunk the jacket in. Stir it around a bit so it's saturated with the milk. At this point, you want to let it actually freeze into the milk like an ice block. This is so that the ice expands and pushes the milk fats deeper into those coat fibers. When it's been frozen for a while, break the coat out of the ice.
From what I've seen, this is how long you're going to leave the coat frozen in the milk:
If you want it 1.1 times the size, 30 mins
1.3 times the size, 40 mins
1.5 times the size, 1.5 hours
2 times the size, 8 hours
The great part about this is that you can reuse the milk so you can expand really any outerwear you have.
J_Sis it supposed to smell after a few days?
FrenchFryIt smells like salomi in my english class right now.
