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Dick Length of NSers

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Snowtorious_BIG
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Seeing everyone claiming that they're really tall in the "heights of nsers" thread gave me an idea for a thread. I'm sure no one will be tempted to lie or exaggerate to impress others on this one.

(we're talking fully erect obviously)
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Mar 2 2016 5:44PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/817149/Correct-Penis-Size-Equation
Mar 2 2016 5:49PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,464
I had sex with an NS'er one time and it was pretty small.

4/10 might recommend to a friend.
Mar 2 2016 5:49PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Mar 2 2016 5:50PM
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Lip_Blind_Truu
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MinggI had sex with an NS'er one time and it was pretty small.

4/10 might recommend to a friend.


It knot the size o da boat but how u sail it dat matterz

#thxmom
Mar 2 2016 5:54PM
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.Hugo.
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7 in soft, 4 in hard
Mar 2 2016 5:55PM
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Meg.
Posts: 71 - Karma: 226
MinggI had sex with an NS'er one time and it was pretty small.

4/10 might recommend to a friend.


Samezzz... Second NS'er was decent tho

Lip_Blind_TruuIt knot the size o da boat but how u sail it dat matterz

#thxmom


#Truth
Mar 2 2016 6:01PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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MinggI had sex with an NS'er one time and it was pretty small.


It wasn't that small I have the video to prove it.
Mar 2 2016 6:30PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Dennis_ReynoldsIt wasn't that small I have the video to prove it.


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/814545/Sex-Tape-Advice-with-Dennis-Reynolds
Mar 2 2016 6:32PM
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Morriski_
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The referenced post has been removed.


Mar 2 2016 6:33PM
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Brue
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^
Mar 2 2016 7:03PM
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robbinJAHood
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MinggI had sex with an NS'er one time and it was pretty small.

4/10 might recommend to a friend.


Meg.Samezzz... Second NS'er was decent tho


Gotta agree with this too. Wasn't small but didn't last long

Also 4/10 might recommend to a friend
Mar 2 2016 9:11PM
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Mingg
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Meg.Samezzz...


robbinJAHoodGotta agree with this too. Wasn't small but didn't last long

Also 4/10 might recommend to a friend


plot twist


we all fucked the same NS'er
Mar 2 2016 9:13PM
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RICK_ROSS
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MinggI had sex with an NS'er one time and it was pretty small.

4/10 might recommend to a friend.


Minggplot twist


we all fucked the same NS'er


I WAS DRUNK
Mar 2 2016 9:14PM
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Mingg
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RICK_ROSSI WAS DRUNK


Damn it Rick. I thought I was special.
Mar 2 2016 9:14PM
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GayWolf420
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laughable for sure. definitely got some of my dads small dick genes.
Mar 2 2016 9:18PM
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corona
Posts: 12749 - Karma: 32,220
small enough I need to pee sitting down
Mar 2 2016 9:40PM
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Meg.
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Minggplot twist


we all fucked the same NS'er


With the second NS'er guy I have to admit it's a very good possibility...

Mar 2 2016 10:09PM
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Mingg
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Meg.With the second NS'er guy I have to admit it's a very good possibility...



Was his name Rob and/or Nick?
Mar 2 2016 10:12PM
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Meg.
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MinggWas his name Rob and/or Nick?


Nope! You're in the clear haha
Mar 2 2016 10:18PM
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TVRNTVPOOP
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Meg.Nope! You're in the clear haha


shut up meg
Mar 2 2016 11:29PM
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Meg.
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steezkneezshut up meg


Yasssss! I've been waiting for someone to say that lol
Mar 2 2016 11:34PM
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Deepskier
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Plot twists: my name is Leslie chow
Mar 2 2016 11:49PM
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El.Guapo
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Are we only measuring one shaft? Or do I add them together?
Mar 3 2016 12:33AM
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robbinJAHood
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Meg.With the second NS'er guy I have to admit it's a very good possibility...



MinggWas his name Rob and/or Nick?


Mine is from Montana we good Ming
Mar 3 2016 7:04AM
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yelsel
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MinggI had sex with an NS'er one time and it was pretty small.

4/10 might recommend to a friend.


Me too except he was massive.

10/10 would definitely recommend to a friend.
Mar 3 2016 8:15AM
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TVRNTVPOOP
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yelselMe too except he was massive.

10/10 would definitely recommend to a friend.

Omg was his name rob or dacmeriux???
Mar 3 2016 9:11AM
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yelsel
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steezkneezOmg was his name rob or dacmeriux???


Nope.
Mar 3 2016 9:25AM
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Slush
Posts: 1905 - Karma: 12,901
So according to the poll, 16% of NS is black
Mar 3 2016 9:57AM
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PeppermillReno
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This thread is no fun without pics.



:(



And girth is more important than length. Im bigger than a red bull but a little smaller than a coke can.
Mar 3 2016 12:53PM
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JakeBarrett
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hold up is it a thing where pinknames find nsers and take them to pound town?
Mar 3 2016 1:43PM
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TheBigApple
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 488
There should be a normal distribution to this poll, so a bunch of you are liars or can't use a ruler properly. Then the obvious trolls at the extreme ends of the poll.
Mar 3 2016 1:51PM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
I used to sext an nser while we were both in Europe during a summer.
Was rocking out, but since the pic of the d was never sent, it never happened
Mar 3 2016 8:39PM
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crotchvent
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.7 inches if hard -1 if soft.
Mar 3 2016 8:59PM
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daannnnieel
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PeppermillRenoThis thread is no fun without pics.



:(



And girth is more important than length. Im bigger than a red bull but a little smaller than a coke can.


that's an unfortunate statement and you're a bad troll

why are you still here
Mar 3 2016 10:17PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
Figure 1. A bar graph showing peers' approximation of both the penis sizes and the perceptive abilities of others in the sample. The median 6.5 inches represents slightly exceptional length (compared to population mean) while still seeming reasonable to the audience.
Mar 3 2016 11:28PM
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S.J.W
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MinggI had sex with an NS'er one time and it was pretty small.

4/10 might recommend to a friend.


Meg.Samezzz... Second NS'er was decent tho



#Truth


robbinJAHoodGotta agree with this too. Wasn't small but didn't last long

Also 4/10 might recommend to a friend



Mar 4 2016 1:26AM
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TheSmokinL
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S.J.W


Are you cheating on me with that gif :( I thought we had something special from the post your skis thread
Mar 4 2016 1:35AM
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S.J.W
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TheSmokinLAre you cheating on me with that gif :( I thought we had something special from the post your skis thread


I was going for the foursome.

NS is so much better than tinder
Mar 4 2016 1:43AM
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TheSmokinL
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S.J.WI was going for the foursome.

NS is so much better than tinder


My current status on NS is Tinder. #relatable
Mar 4 2016 1:47AM
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S.J.W
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TheSmokinLMy current status on NS is Tinder. #relatable


Looks like I'm booking flights to seven springs
Mar 4 2016 1:48AM
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Meg.
Posts: 71 - Karma: 226
S.J.WI was going for the foursome.

NS is so much better than tinder


I mean she is my best friend haha ^^^

TheSmokinLMy current status on NS is Tinder. #relatable
Mar 4 2016 1:49AM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,374
I'm a rocking solid 4 inches. I feel bad for all the NSers with small penises.
Mar 4 2016 2:50AM
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PeppermillReno
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supermagician__that's an unfortunate statement and you're a bad troll

why are you still here



1. Im here b/c I need to pump myself up for a heady tahoe fortnight trip and not to just fly to Vegas for work to bet march madness. Been travelling too much recent but it hasn't been ski trips since December.


2. The statement isn't unfortunate noone likes flacid dick picks but everyone will check out a nice large erection.


3. People are getting down on themselves in this thread as long as your shit isn't short and is fat ladies will like you. If it isn't though your one of them dudes like yourself wearing bathing suits in the steam room hating on life knowing your woman longs for a real man vaginas got a lot of room in there we all came from one women have their needs start thinking about dudes you could get some fake tits and hair extensions and make another small dick n#gga real happy might be a good call.
Mar 4 2016 4:00AM
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daannnnieel
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PeppermillReno1. Im here b/c I need to pump myself up for a heady tahoe fortnight trip and not to just fly to Vegas for work to bet march madness. Been travelling too much recent but it hasn't been ski trips since December.


2. The statement isn't unfortunate noone likes flacid dick picks but everyone will check out a nice large erection.


3. People are getting down on themselves in this thread as long as your shit isn't short and is fat ladies will like you. If it isn't though your one of them dudes like yourself wearing bathing suits in the steam room hating on life knowing your woman longs for a real man vaginas got a lot of room in there we all came from one women have their needs start thinking about dudes you could get some fake tits and hair extensions and make another small dick n#gga real happy might be a good call.


i'm not reading that, except for no ski trips since december which i'm in the same boat.
Mar 4 2016 2:18PM
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HaydenWrong
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Minggplot twist


we all fucked the same NS'er


I showed you my ass tat thought that meant something
Mar 4 2016 4:54PM
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Mingg
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2Planker907I showed you my ass tat thought that meant something


I can honestly say I had never seen a penis tattoo before that
Mar 4 2016 5:08PM
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.lencon
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 17,178
PeppermillRenoThis thread is no fun without pics.



:(



And girth is more important than length. Im bigger than a red bull but a little smaller than a coke can.


So you have a chode?
Mar 4 2016 5:31PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165
.5 soft 12" hard.

I'm a grower not a show'r.
Mar 4 2016 6:26PM
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galaxia
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my dick may be small, but my balls are tiny
Mar 4 2016 7:39PM
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Chubz.
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MinggDamn it Rick. I thought I was special.


Well, YOURE NOT
Mar 4 2016 8:42PM
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